Cringey scene happens in a movie

>Cringey scene happens in a movie
>Pause the film and pace around my room for a few seconds

>cringey/love scene where people are to happy.
>grit my teeth and moan a little and look away from the scene until it's over.

I wish I was memeing, but the suffering is real.

This is advanced autism
This is what I do too but it's still autism.

>scene where character is being awkward in a social setting and doesn't even realize how much of a sperg he is and keeps digging himself deeper
>close eyes and pretend to nap until it's over

>awkward or cringey moment happens in a film/tv show
>immediately feel embarrassment and skip through the scene

>scene where two characters fight over a misunderstanding
>pause the movie
>stand up
>start pacing around the room, thinking of all of the ways it could have been avoided

this desu

>cringey scene happens
>shield my eyes with a blanket

>binge watching a show I've already seen on netflix
>episode where something awkward or uncomfortable happens starts playing
>skip to the next episode

>bullying scene
>skip
>character embarrasses himself in front of girls
>skip
>character cries out of loneliness
>skip

>characters start making out or having sex
>mute and alt tab to one of the kissless virgin threads until it's over

>sex scene comes on when with parents
>poop a little so I have an excuse to leave

>scene where character sits alone crying in his apartment realizing how foolish he was to toss away all friendships and relationships because of alcoholism
>turn off tv and start drinking

>characters downfall and absolute rock bottom represented by watching a small tv and eating a tv dinner alone
>watch it from a small tv eating a tv dinner alone

>cringey scene coming up
>pause the show and refuse to watch it for a day or two

HEY MR SCOTT

>cringey scene
>start screaming and look away to hide the sound of what is happening

>cringey scene coming up
>bury head in pillow and dont watch

I can't watch that entire series.

>watching Netflix with dad
>non-cringey scene comes on
>remind of something cringey I did
>grit my teeth and start groaning
>Dad asks me if I'm OK
>"y-you too"
It often happens in the car as well

>watching film with my mum
>sex scene comes on
>she gets an erection and bites her bottom lip
>go to bed fearing I'll get bummed in my sleep

>tfw I skip the bullying scene because I was the bully and I feel remorse

>cringey scene happens in a movie
>just watch it as normal

god i hate this. so often there's an obvious, simple way to dispel the confusion that is just totally overlooked

christ some movie a couple years ago did this REAL bad but i cannot for the life of me remember what it was

>don't be in my early twenties/late teens anymore
>give no fucks
It's called growing up, user.

You're an obsessive egocentric autist. Just accept that feelings exist and you cannot solve all of the world's problems.

no one can blame you for that

it's almost like the writers intentionally do this to create conflict or something.

I actually do that sometimes. But to be fair I like walking around instead of sitting all day anyway

>scene where someone actress goes on in a "funny" way about being about to piss herself when the writers/directors are obviously getting off to the 'predicament'
>have to find a way to shuffle legs around discreetly to obscure erection
Fuck off Hollywood no one watches movies in darkened theaters anymore and I'm also not alone in my room.

Every Hallmark movie ever made you mean?

Maybe they should learn how to fucking write and create necessary conflicts so the plot isn't held together by everyone in the movie being autistic and unable to put their (usually very simple) experiences, ideas, feelings, explanations, or information into words.

Punch-Drunk Love must be hell for you.

>love/sex scene comes on
>turn off tv
>cry myself to sleep

It's not abnormal if that's what you're getting at. Cringey stuff tends to make everyone react similarly.

might be time for you to leave your cave and seek professional assistance

>character caught doing something seemingly unforgivable
>'WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN!'
>doesn't actually explain even though the explanation would resolve the misunderstanding right away

>feelings exist
Just accept that literally every human advancement was the result of people having feels and controlling them, tucking them away, keeping them to themselves, expressing themselves only in non-destructive ways, and otherwise NOT "following their gut".

Control yourself or go graze with the animals.

>its a "Frank does something extremely stupid and embracing" episode

*embarrassing

>you are now reminded of one of the random cringy things you did years ago that haunts you to this day

i'm in my 30's and still get these from shit in my teens and 20's. They never, ever go away.