Friday night

>Friday night

Why are you here?

angry loner

because im a 24 year old virgin with no friends and nothing to do.

is that you wanted to know? baneposting is dead by the way.

for you

I'm not. It's Saturday morning.

Cause I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo

NEET friendless incel. Drinking vodka and eating hot potatoes and potato chips. Browsing Sup Forums on one half of the monitor and watching youtube on the other.

>baneposting is dead by the way.

for john woo

Watchin bad film & drinkin

...

Hey Bane get off my case I have real actual people coming to my house tomorrow. And we are going to do things that don't involve a glowing screen. We can't all be social butterflies like you Bane "oh it's Friday I'm crashing another plane" yeah you think you're soooo cool. Whatever.

Do girls like backs like that?

>implying people still have lives in 2017

>tfw no more pics of her

>eating hot potatoes and potato chips.
boy, that's just sad.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Last week when I drank I ate crab rangoon and spring rolls. Whole potatoes and saturated fat potato chips are healthier.

user, i'm already a neet

Alive or on Sup Forums? You're alive because your parents fucked. You're on Sup Forums because you had an awkward upbringing

fucking newfag, you gotta go back

What is she, japanese or korean?
I can never tell the difference

k nigger

>friday night
>nothing to do
>get super comfy, order take out or pizza, have some drinks, watch a good movie or catch up on a show
this is what I enjoy doing and you can't tell me to do otherwise

What the hell are you doing here?
You don't belong here

Just got dinner for my family now I'm chilling in my dark air conditioned room with my kitty, gonna put on some films. It's pretty comfy but I'm still lonely.

Are you circumcised? Please answer honestly.

To say REEEE and spread cancerous Pepe memes. I'm not the hero that Sup Forums wants, or that Sup Forums needs, I'm not even the hero that Sup Forums deserves, but I'm the hero that it has.

Are those dubs circumcised?

>interview for job
>interviewer is cute young woman
>wrap up interview
>she asks "so any exciting plans this weekend?"
>grimace and stutter out "no.. just spending it at home"
>she smirks and shows me the door
jdimsa

Why wouldn't I be here exactly

>checking out at grocery
>cute blonde sees I have Corona
>Corona is a pretty good beer user! starts babbling about some time she drank a bunch of Corona and passed out at a pool party
>So, do you have any drinking plans for the 4th?
>I'm only 19 so I can't
I give up