Be me 3 months ago

>be me 3 months ago
>on vacation in America
>see fat dude with a huge burger in his hand walking across the street
>approach him from behind
>bitch slap him
>his burger falls on the ground and the contents spill everywhere
>tries to chase me but fails pathetically
>tfw he will thank me later

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You ruined someones life

One day he will realize he is a fat faggot and that I'm his hero

IVE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF THIS

believe it or not, but burgers don't make you fat.

>Americans believe this

nice pasta

this is a 10/10 in america

the french fries are actually worse for you

this guy eats at least one Big Mac everyday and he's underweight

youtube.com/watch?v=yr-bI9qzFQk

>attempts to push her with the cart
every fucking time

the guy thought he was Superman

Holy KEK

Try that crap down in Texas boy, I swear I'd beat the livin' bejesus outta you. I'D BEAT THE LIVIN BEJESUS OUTTA YOU! *wheezes* Good God. Gimme another drink engineer. MOAR BEER!!!

I was in texas lol for every foot the fatty ran, I did 5. Lost him in seconds

You don't realize how healthy a burger actually is? It's varied and most of all, you need to eat about 10 hours a day to actually get fat. Saying someone is underweight from eating a big mac everyday. It's like you don't understand what the food you eat everyday does to you.

Worst bait I have ever seen
Oh you're from Romania
No wonder you think retarded shit is funny.
Because you're literally a retarded gypsy.

Have fun with life.

Stop lying gypsy, I know you stole the burger then the fattie shot you in the back and you've been paralyzed from the waist down since then

wow, that was my brother

he died of eternal bleeding that day

I call bullshit.
Ops a liar, everyone abort thread

You fucking ruined a perfectly good burger, go kill yourself you fucking gypsy.

>yfw

Liar, Americans use carts to get around. He would have ran you over.

How can he die if he is eternally bleeding?

He's right, if you don't over eat you don't gain weight no matter what you eat

Shut the fuck up you ass fucked Mohamad you know their swag not their story

How many burgers are you going to ruin before someone stops this madness? You will be shot one day.

Dude where have you been, I missed the gypo-threads

Here's my american story

> going out with people from work
> couple girls there, that I've already fucked/made out with at some point
> don't really care about them but
> american intern tries to be the center of attention
> starts talking about US politics like an aspie, when everyone's just having drinks
> tell burger: "shut the FUCK up you crusty turbovirgin, do you think ANYone caers XDDD"
> everyone laughs
> burger is quiet for rest of the night

just 1 more

Dammit PrimaryColoristan

fucking Ghostler

You know most Americans have a backup burger in one of their pockets at all times right?
If you really want to piss an american off, put big fluffy gloves on their hands so nobody can hear him when they clap.

Prepare to be invaded

That is just an ass move, all you did was making him go buy another one

Americans are fat as fuck

THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING GYPSY

I ALMOST HAD YOU BUT YOU USED YOUR SNEAKY GYPSY TRICKS TO GET AWAY

>more muscle mass is somehow a bad thing

>muscle mass

More burger stories it is then

> 2am on the way to the club in the subway
> pretty high and drunk already, but w/e
> hear burgerspeak
> bunch of hippie-looking motherfuckers sitting behind me
> oh fuck, they're probably going to the same club as me and will ask for directions
> w/e get up, leave the station
> obviously the guy runs over
> hey man, you're going to this place right??
> fuck it, ima be friendly
> sure thing bro, you wanna know the way?
> walking, feel like smoking another spliffy
> share it with burgers that are apparently from california
> "oh yeah man, I love smoking weed, you'r the friendliest guy I met whilst here, did you know that etc etc"
> wasn't even that strong of a spliff, but 1 hour and 1 beer later, hippies were re-decorating toilet with vomit

Learn to hold your drink burgers.

i just ate a burger for breakfast with an egg and bacon on it. I dipped it in ranch and sriracha sauce. was pretty good.

Did it have tobacco in it? In America we never put tobacco in joints.

And then you get shot lmao

>go to a foreign country
>attack the locals

Do you have no shame

In America only niggers and wiggers roll joints

> reposting months old shit

Fuck off gypsy

>be me 2 years ago
>on vacation in America
>see fat dude with a coleslaw sandwich sitting in his mobility scooters
>approach him from the side
>topple his scooter to the ground
>his amorphic blob of a body crashes against the ground in majestic waves
>tries to shoot me with a .45 auto but too diabetic to aim properly
>tfw he will thank me later

This is also true

those carts are too small for the US, must be Bongistan.

I said I was smoking a spliff not a joint, didn't I.

How are you guys even the "420" nation if you're not smoking big ass SPLIFFS, and instead waste senz like fuckboys?

Everyone knows that spliffs get you higher, step up.

jesus is she going mach 7?

wtf, now Ilove drugs

It does and I enjoy them more.

Are concentrates big in Austria? That's what everyone is smoking here now. I miss the regular weed.

>the women are at where men were 60 years ago
So it takes 60 years for women to catch up? lol you can't make this shit up.

No, we smoke good old regular weed grown by some cool dude outside of the city, unless you're underage with no connect and have to buy bush weed from niggers or turks.

>things that never happened

Good job and topkeks

You do releize we have ids?

>mfw became a fat fuck after high school since I was no longer an athlete
>mfw above the American average
>mfw 200 pounds at 6'1"
>mfw I have actually gotten more pussy since becoming a chubster

Better to be alpha and fat than beta and British

You ruined a burger.
You maybe saved a Burger's life, but you ruined a perfectly fine burger.
I don't know where I stand on this.
BTW, burgers actually don't make you fat. It's all the sauces and dips Burgers add to stuff that make them obese. And gallons of coke.

>women today are heavier than men in the 60s

Good that he was unarmed.
Self-made burgers don't. McDonalds shit indeed.
Besides, burgers + roids make you muscular (look at jewtube fitness-gurus) but you will die even faster.

kek

>be walking down the street of the greatest nation on Earth
>some gypsy faggot assaults some poor fat man
>fat man turns around and shoots the gypsy dead
>goes back to burger joint for a free burger for being a hero

Cool story bruh

youtu.be/f5qMdA8e7dE

All the shills have made tough-frog-Romanian a breath of fresh air.

All trolling aside...Beef, bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion...seems like a pretty well balanced meal to me. People need to stop guzzling 2 gallons of soda everyday.

Literally seen the exact same Copypasta a couple of weeks ago.

Admit it faggot gypsy, you've never been to America because you can't afford it.

People back then had no oil to cook and used butter to cook their meat and were still not fat. They didn't eat like pigs all day but were working physically very hard. Also don't drink sugar drinks every day only water.

>captcha pick all the sandwiches
>only burgers to choose from

top fucking kek america

Is that a potato in his mouth?

Back when? If you're talking about farmers and shit all they drank was beer.

It was actually the other way round

>american visits romania
>goes to mcdonalds
>goes outside to eat his burgers
>gypsy begs him for some change because he is hungry
>american declines but throws him a burger on the dirty pavement where it falls apart
>gypsy jumps after the burgerparts and eats em on the floor

You did us a good deed, OP, thank you.

Someone's pissed I didn't gave them any spare change today.

exactly, but farmers didn't drink only beer. beer was not available for the average farmer. at least not drinking it every day.

anyway what's the best fastfood joint for a burger except McDonalds and Burger King? Carl Jr? White Castle? Arbys?

Well yeah not literal beer but farmers drank ale all day everyday. Even well water could be bad to drink back then.

Best fastfood burgers are from Hardee's

That happened

Yeah but all in all you get my point. It's not always about what you eat but how often you eat.

Carls and Hardees... Same with Burgerking being called Hungry Jacks in Straya. kek

at least they burgers look good and the adds give me a boner.

youtube.com/watch?v=WlUvQkW4B1k

don't lie gypsie
you tried to steal the burger but i fell on the ground
then you panicked and ran away

that's what you subhumans usually do

Yeah it's the only fast food place that their burgers actually look real. Tastes amazing when you're drunk.

what the fuck is up with that tomato

>being drunk
>eating great burger

Now that's what freedom tastes like.

You are literally donte.
Kys

>he didn't unsheath his AR-15

there is something sexy about german women... you know... when they're not destroying your country

Im sure you felt like a big man when you attacked some guy for no reason
Also, fats being the cause of obesity is way exaggerated,partly due to myths created by the sugar industry from back when they were lobbying in the american parlament in the 80s.These people also created the colosterol from eggs meme. Carbs are worse because the western diet has way too much of them in comparison to daily activity

Even sexier when they want to MGGA.

God... can I be a refugee?

>Refugee

No refugees allowed under the rule of Frauke Petry.

>murriclap doesn't know how calories in/calories out work
Go figure.

...

>be me
>be brown rat
>be squatting in my sewer
>American tourist drops half eaten burger into bin
>scuttle quickly to get there first before anyone else
>family of 13 fed for the day

FTFY

This is why you're fat

Romanians really are degenerate.

I'm not big into tobacco and its really on the decline over here. Although I smoke weed every day, unless I was already drunk I probably wouldve turned down your offer.

bush weed is best though. The shit nowadays is way too potent. Sometimes you just want a mild high, y'know?

sauce

>americans will ditch anything calorie free
Oh well

Lol, do that to me, I'll either beat your ass or shoot you.

>gypsy commits crime
>brags about it

Lmfao id love to see you try you silly cunt ill put you in the fucking ground