Bruce dies in the presence of 10 other people that died and came back to life

>Bruce dies in the presence of 10 other people that died and came back to life
>People still make a big deal about it

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Relevant Robot Chicken sketch.

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>Ulysses gets a vision of Hulk going on a rampage and killing everybody
>decide to bring the entire hero community and stress Banner out over the possibility of him killing all of them

All of them deserve to die desu

I hope Amadeus beats the shit out of them.

Nightcrawler back there, trying to stay as far from the X-Men as possible because that little faggot knows he just pushed a needless war between Mutants and Inhumans. At least the race traitor is trying to pretend to make a solution.

>A
>FUCKING
>ANTI
>HULK
>ARROW

Bruce can't even turn into the Hulk. Fuck this event is bad

It's kinda weird how he's not mentioned in this.

and the cure he got from Cho?

That's Bendis for you.

Ulysses doesnt know that does he? He probably saw Chulk and thought it was Banner, because of course Banner is the Hulk.

Continuity is like an obstacle course for Bendis, he avoids it.

>People still make a big deal about it
Literally nobody cares Bruce is dead, they just hate the reasons.

The vision was transmitted to everyone in the room. The thing is, it wasn't a normal Hulk. It was a GIANT Hulk beating the shit out of everyone.

>nobody told Pak what Bendis was gonna do with Banner so he made it so he can't change into Hulk at all
>Bendis wasn't told about what Pak did with Banner in TAH
>Bendis did hear about what Pak did and he doesn't give a fuck

Which one seems more likely given the state of marvel editorial?

Literally no one is making a big deal about it, everyone is just rolling it's eyes at the stupidity of it all.

All of the above

nah, only Bendis

Wut?

you're saying if he wasn't such a fat lazy bastard, he might be a decent writer?

I have a feeling Cho is gonna Chulk out and cause it, fuck Bendis but it should be an easy dot to connect.

Bendis said in an interview that continuity is like an obstacle course, he avoids it.

I'm going to need a source on that. Not that I don't believe you, it seems plausible

You know, Gwenpool just got her friend brought back as a ghost to help her and hang around.

Why the Hell Strange doesn't do the same with Bruce? Or even a better job? Isn't he the most powerful magic user of the universe?

Isn't he also Stark bro? Why he don't make a session so he can talk with Rhodey?

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>The continuity for this story has been this series of little gifts instead of an obstacle course. The Inhumans fit so lovely, Captain America has a secret that, if you know it, it adds to the story, and if you don't know, it's fine. And no one has even seen Bruce Banner in a year. I've done stories where continuity is just an obstacle course, no matter where you go, and yes, I'm aware of continuity in other people's books. When things are like butter, though, and everything is just landing into place, it feels like what Tom Brevoort said: "This story was inevitable."

kek

But his stories are shit, so I guess that means he is a _____

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You know what I'd like to see in an event?

It begins with a character dying. It doesn't have to be an A-list hero; it can be a B-list sidekick or a C-list supporting character, as long as it's somebody that someone cares about. Said somebody takes the death lightly, bringing up the constant death/life cycle of other characters, dying and coming back to life, and figuring that the same will happen to whoever died.

Of course, the dead guy doesn't come back.
But it isn't until the third or fourth event after the initial event in which the character died before their friend comes to terms with what happens. Like, at the end of the later event, after all is said and done, there's just a near-random scene of that person realizing that they aren't coming back.

I'd like to see something like that, at least.

Yes.

there were special circumstances to Cecils death that strange remarked on as making a partial resurrection possible, I assume they dont apply to rhodes and banner because plot.

What exactly is Beast, Spider-Man, Medusa, Deadpool, nightcrawler, etc good for when Hulk starts raging?

>Wolverine, Black Panther, X-23, Carol, Cap, Deadpool, & Karnak

All of them have killed before...and apart from Carol & Steve each would not object to killing Bruce at his request

Nightcrawler can pretty much fuck with the Hulk alone by teleporting parts of his body.

He's just taking the piss now, he can't be THAT delusional.

Distractions? Deadpool can take a beating and I'm sure Spidey has half a dozen anti Hulk trips up his web shooters these days.

Wolverine even have a Big Guy comfy Bane coat.

kurt wouldn't do that though...
worst he would do is attempt to teleport him to the middle of the ocean or the antarctic

Science stuff...trying to contain? Nightcrawler could probably kill him if he wanted to

The implication that Marvel care about continuity and characterization is a FUCKING INSULT to the inteligence of the readers.

Hulk ranges from getting beaten by Captain America in a fist fight to taking out reality warpers by punching them really hard. They're probably hoping it's somewhere in the middle.

Nightcrawler tried teleporting the Hulk and had trouble because his body was hyperdense or some shit so he was tired from just one try. It's the same reason they gave why couldn't Vision just phase through his shit and hurt him. Vision's actually the one that got hurt phasing through him. But then again, continuity isn't really a thing for Bendis.

Who the fuck is that giant haired bitch? That's the dumbest fucking hero design I've ever seen. Fucking cape comics man.

Dr. Banner...

Medusa has been power creeped quite a bit in recent years and in A-force her hair is credited as base shulkie tier. She wouldn't be able to beat bruce but she could help in a group fight. Peter could be a great distraction and is great and not getting hit, Venom blast hasn't failed miles yet. The rest are fucked for varies reasons.

It's been done with Blue Beetle.

additionally why did wade even show up to this thing? why cant bendis write characters well?

Man, I remembered why I hate the Hulk.

That makes sense...she's the queen of the inhumans so you would expect her to be pretty powerful

Wasn't most of that silliness during WWH, where they gave a million excuse for Hulk to get pass shit that should stop him?

I wonder who's death would stop my suffering
Bendis
Or me

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Did you know that Hulk can physically hurt Strange's Astral Form which also somehow hurts Strange's physical hands and stops him from casting spells?

Well, shit, I forgot about that.

>Bendis reads "The Vision" and thinks he can make something better by just ripping off elements of it

>Fails

Oh Bendis you sack of shit.

>"This story was inevitable."

At least marvel didn't try for a Vision relaunch without King
Who knows what shit writer they would've put on it

Of course it was. The Civil War movie was coming out

You're occasionally a bigger big guy. And we're here to stop you from being a bigger bigger big guy.

>cannon small guy
>wears the jacket

I don't see how Hulk would kill so many people, Iron Man could easily dispose of him if he used special badass Anti Hulk Missiles.

Is that really what he used? Or are you spoofing Rhodey's Anti-Thanos missile?

Banner gave Clint an arrow. He told Clint to use it on him if he ever was to Hulk out again.

The arrow was colored green and purple.

>It was a GIANT Hulk beating the shit out of everyone.
Granted this happened in the Dark Dimension, but Worldbreaker Hulk (and Shred) were much bigger than Fin Fang Foom.

Literally what happened

He really used one. That said, it was designed by Bruce Banner, to be used on him, so it makes sense.
I suspect what it does is that it's used before he transforms, and prevents him from reactively Hulking out to save his life.
I even know how they'll bring him back to life. Eventually it just stopped working, and it irradiated him enough to come back as a new Hulk.

>Anti-Thanos Missile
>Anti-Hulk Arrow
I'm so mentally drained from my shitty day I can't even begin to process this actual absolute bullshit. I don't even know what reaction image to use.

I guess this one?

>that ending

Didn't that happen because a shit ton of nukes were dropped on him?

>"Thor is a woman! Cap is African-American! Spider-Man is biracial. Everything changed."
>"biracial"

Yes, I know it's a word but christ, I'm just tired of seeing liberal buzzwords being slapped against my face like a flacid horsecock by Marvel day in, day out.

Sounds about right but, admittedly, it's been a long time since I read that arc.

Biracial isn't really a buzzword m8

oh god my sides

This. And then the cunts attack him (verbally) all at once, not even giving him the chance to defend himself.

It's okay user. It was a skrull. Look forward to solicits for Secret Invasions after CWII!

>Doctor Banner, I'm OML