Spider-Gwen, Teen Jean, Kamala, Gwenpool

>Spider-Gwen, Teen Jean, Kamala, Gwenpool
My man

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I hope he runs out of webfluid and falls.

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Miles é o personagem mais transudo da Marvel

I hope they the the entire young avengers and move them either to the west, or the south

The east coast is drowned by supers


I also hope he gets a better writer and Bendis gets fired

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When Pete gets paired with someone, it's to boost their numbers

Is it the same with Miles or are they hoping he gets a boost?

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Does he need a boast?

his book sells more than all the chicks there with solos

Miles is the least selling Spider book at Marvel last I checked. So I guess they're trying to draw some sort of crowd in by putting him in as much books as possible. That or they want to make Miles their Grayson and they're too retarded to see that Peter is already their Grayson.

>he will forever trigger Sup Forums by having covers with every new teenage waifu

He should move to Florida. Change his name up, possibly the Arachnid or something along those lines. New costume. And an actual list of villains that aren't just Peter's. Also, cut all his ties to the heroing community for about three years. After that he can come back when he's finally a character.

Last I checked (which was months ago before they took out the adjective from his book title ) both he and Kamala were hovering around 30-32k
Can't honestly say I recall who had the marginal lead in sales though

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His book sells around 47k.

pffttt i need sauce on that user because you sound like you are lying.

They want SJW points

All that pussy and still boring as shit
It's astounding.

He has always and still does have a lead on Kamala

please. SJWs want him gay. Or with Kamala at worst.

Miles the waifu slayer is not what they want.

He is. These are the Spider book sales as of last month


>Civil War II: Spider-Man #1 - 72,556
>Amazing Spider-Man #14 - 65,646
>Amazing Spider-Man #13 - 65,518
>Spider-Man/Deadpool #6 - 64,630
>Spider-Man #5 - 47,025
>Spider-Gwen Annual #1 - 43,766
>Spider-Gwen #9 - 41,712
>Spider-Women: Omega - 31,259
>Silk #9 - 23,162
>Carnage #9 - 23,145
>Spider-Man 2099 - 22,721
>Spidey #7 - 21,794
>Spider-Woman #8 - 19,657
>Venom: Space Knight #8 - 16,657
>Venom: Space Knight #9 - 16,006
>Web Warriors #8 - 15,953

>>Spider-Man #5 - 47,025
Is he still dropping or has he plateaued?

>Miles selling more than Silk
>Miles selling more than 2099

I want off. youtube.com/watch?v=z2s56IQzsBE

Posting in a bait thread

Spider-Ben x Spider-Gwen, Spider when?

>Implying its a bad thing

Well duh.

>least selling
>only losing to peter

I hope as Miles goes on he becomes the "Dick Grayson of Marvel, fucking 80% of the female supers on the roster

He's shit, of course it's a bad thing. Even Slott's Silk had more personality than him.

>Teen Jean, Kamala, Gwenpool
Headcanon doesn't count, op.

>Implying Parker isn't the Dick Grayson of Marvel.

Name one comic character who's fucked more people than Pete did?

You forgot Kate Bishop.

She's dead.

Wolverine? Hercules? Tony Stark?

That's why I got so hard.

Miles still scored her though.

Kek

I'm more triggered that it's been half a decade and he still hasn't had any character development.

Does anyone know how the Ultimate titles were doing before the universe was set up to KO?

He had character development. After his mom died he went through that whole not really ready to deal with the loss and finally understanding the responsibility that went along with being a hero that Gwen and Jess had to explain to him. And the whole thing with his dad abandoning him. But then you know he got transferred over to 616 and mommy gets brought back to life pretty much erasing anything meaningful that happened in his life... So yea, forget what I was saying. You're right.

He still stood up to his uncle and involved himself in wars he would have run away from before. Still early to tell if the Ultimate universe will be mentioned or not.

>Wolverine? Hercules? Tony Stark?

Legit, he's banged more than them. I'm not talking about chicks that are off screen that we've never seen. I'm talking about how many people we've actually seen them get with.

Só q não né maluco ele é um peter negão sem personalidade própria

Wolverine on page has definitely fucked more actual MCU people. Ultimate Iron Man was hitting some Wilt Chamberlain numbers off-page.

Sem personalidade? você já leu alguma revista dele ?

english please

why are we having so many miles threads
does Marvel shill here or something? i wouldn't doubt it honestly

For every 1 thread Sup Forums has talking about something it likes there must be 5 talking about something it hates.

Sup Forums is tsundere for Miles.

first he'd have to leave an impression on someone for them to be tsundere

It's the bbc. They better catch it before he finishes growing up and it gets too big

Those aren't Peter's villains, those are spidermans and he is The superior spiderman

It's Sup Forums's excuse to invade Sup Forums for this week.

Isn't Ironman fucking MJ?

Yes user, it's Sup Forums invading that's gotta be it.

But the costume is the best thing about him. If anything should be kept that's it.

Pete, Miles, and now Gwen... what is it about Spider-costume designs that they get it right on the first try?

Criticism of a shitty character?!? Sup Forums! Clearly only Sup Forums has a taste of what's happening in comics! DAMN YOU POLL! YOU FIEND!

>Those aren't Peter's villains, those are spidermans

Because they're all based on Pete's costume which got it right the first time.

tell me what makes Miles a compelling, riveting, or at the very least interesting character worth caring about?

>wanting a young black teen in florida
Zimmerman is still out there user
I used to work with him actually. One floor down. Saw him daily

I agree, I actually love the costume, but I what I was suggesting previously implies an extreme makeover on the character. It just seems kinda symbolic to make his costume change along with him.

>which got it right the first time.

Subjectively the web armpits were shit, once they got rid of it though it was perfect.

>That young hero was just walking home with some iso-8 he got from his pal Tony. He dindu Avengin'

In all seriousness though, I was actually thinking they could put a focus on his heritage to give him some sort of resemblance of a character. There are a shit ton of latino communities down in Florida that could be used to help develop Miles as his own character. A drastic change from the big city too.

Fuck off, Spider-Man is only good because of Peter. Peter defines Spider-Man, not the other way around.

Honestly never understood how Wolverine got so much tail. Movie version I could understand. Comic version is a hairy bulky Manlet with mutton chops

>responding to someone that spells Spider-Man like 'spiderman'

SpOck did it better. I'm not trolling here, I'm just saying a fact.

Why every girl want the Parker dick , but somehow Peter is always sad and alone?

Superior was actually enjoyable, and I'm actually one of the few that was defending it when it was going. But, I only liked it because I knew it was temporary. Be honest, it would eventually start to wear thin after being around for over three years. Mostly because the goal was already met, Otto redeemed himself and the series ended. Also, Otto is a character, unlike the empty husk that is Miles.

Because he's completely self aware just how damaging Spider-Man actually is to people. His relationships always go down one of two paths.

Path 1) The Spider-Man route where he's honest with them, but shit hits the fan and suddenly 'this is too stressful to date a hero'.

Path 2) He lies and they either catch him in the lie and can't trust him, or he doesn't open enough to his partner and they get fed up with him.

To be Peter is to suffer.

Subjectively they were great.

I disagree completely with your taste, but I still respect it my dude.

All kids are unformed until they are influenced and shaped by their experiences, that used to be the original Spiderman's hook.
A whole other generation grew up with Peter when he started out even more shallow than Miles, you can't fault him for not having a lifetime of adventures and tragedies yet, not when that's the very trait that defines Peter.

Good Gwen is only hanging out with Miles for a mission or something
so all is well
I hope Gwenpool has a Silk affair

He's been around for almost a decade. He has not developed in the slightest in almost a decade. I'm not talking about how inexperienced Miles is or anything. I'm talking about how Miles is literally the most bland character I've ever seen. If you the first year of Amazing Spider-Man then compare that to Miles' /entire/ run, you can definitely see the difference. I still believe the only way to make Miles good is to give him a complete makeover like I suggested here.

>Spider-Man is only good because of writers
FTFY, at the end of the day who's under the mask is irrelevant to the quality of the comic.

Also Peter made a literal deal with the devil and is probably doomed to hell when he dies.

So either way Miles is still shit. But you're still wrong. No one would give a shit about Spider-Man if it wasn't for Peter Parker. Because in all of his best stories, Spider-Man is never the central focus, it's always Peter. Most people can give me freaking massive lists of reasons if I were to ask why they like Peter Parker and what makes him a good character. Now if I asked someone why they liked Miles Morales and what makes him a good character the conversation would go static. Also, it wasn't the devil, it was Mephisto, two completely different entities. Also God himself said that Spider-Man is his favorite super hero, so check mate Atheists

Peter is only the way he his because of writers, to say that a fictional character is responsible for something would be silly. And you seem to forget that most people simply ignore Peter's shit stories.

And Miles started out alright, he just got really boring after his mom died, not bad, just boring.

>entertainment
>boring
>not bad
>something people are supposed to pay for to entertain then being boring
>this doesn't make it bad

That's pretty much every superhero though.

If Clark didn't have Lois, that'd be pretty much the same thing.

When it comes to Marvel these days you really cannot consider boring bad.

boring is worse than bad
take risks

>boring is worse than bad
That is completely untrue unless the bad is just so extraordinarily bad that it becomes entertaining, which isn't often.

Boring IS worse than the insane crap Marvel's pulling these days, can you think of a time in your life when, right or wrong, you were ever more concerned about the characters?
Hell, I'm an X-fan (we know how "devoted" that is) and during the late '90s I just didn't care enough to pick up the comic for six months, because I knew I wasn't missing anything.
And these days I'm worried about dead Hulks and Tony Stark, Inhumans wrecking everything or Cap America heiling Hydra, it's a mad-house!
I make it a point to read all the books these days. That's not because I know what's going to happen next.

>dead Hulks
>Hydra Cap
Things that wont last long, I do feel bad for you X-Men fans though, what's happening to them must be painful to witness.
And even while being boring Miles still sells, the only Spider-Books beating his are Peter's, not sure how Bendis does it.

Such a shame that Carnage, Venom, Silk and Spidey and Web Warriors aren't selling being read. Spider-Gwen is the worst though.

( I feel sorry for me too, DAMN Inhumans and their magic fog! )

I root for Miles, I like him in the team books BUT yeah, he's soooo boring in his own. Those are painful to read. Hope that changes someday soon.
And I hate Peter, and I'm happy that non-SpOck Doc Ock is coming back in some form, but don't be fooled by history: there's no guarantee with Marvel anymore.
Think about it, how many YEARS did SpOck last? How long has freakin' Wolverine, of all mutants, been dead? There's not even a Fantasic Four anymore!
Anything can happen, yeah Banner will come back, Deadclops will Phoenix back to us someday, even Thor will soon be a dude (and a chick) again!
But there's no normal now. That's the new normal.

Carnage having his own title never made sense to me, it's like when DC tried to do a Joker series.
Are you an Eddie Brock Venom fan? Classic flavor and all? They took Venom really far from the original concept.

5'8" hairy chested guy here with blue eyes and dark hair.

When I had mutton chops a few years ago women were complimenting me in front of their husbands regularly. After a while I swept the sides of my hair back and actually had one of em cheat on her husband with me. I never had to say a word or imply interest.

There's something odd about Wolverine's specific body and facial hair patterns. Maybe it causes one to release a unique pheromone or somethin I dunno.

>Carnage having his own title never made sense to me
he's still the villain. the whole thing is framed like a slasher flick.

A good slasher flick like Halloween and original Nightmare on Elm Street or a shitty one like thousands of completely forgettable pieces of shit that tried to cash in on the genre's popularity without putting any effort?

So when is Miles going to get his own name? Being the Spider-Man of a universe that already has a Spider-Man is definitely bad for his notability.

Isn't Miles like 14

and Gwenpools like 20? 21?

as someone who has only seen maybe a dozen slasher flicks in my life, I'm unable to provide an informed opinion

17 or something now

They can beef miles up and make him a lot more interesting if they makes his Spider powers mutant to develop some different shit and he can change his name.

when we get rid of bendis