American Thread

Americans only, no other countries allowed. They're all inferior to the United States of America.

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Hello son.

>Red coats

britbongs will invade

>Muh tea!

the only invading going on at europoor is a mudslime invasion

zitto animale

>A fucking leaf

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>USA
>white and superior
pick one and only one

Who /real American/ here?

Does I smell good thread?

>America
>white

This triggers the British

Did someone say spurdo thread?

> sign written in English

Stop me if you can you fat fuck
While I'm at it I'll also steal your job as a surgeon and be absolutely mediocre at it

me. my brother and I am visit soon. We are interest in concerts and seeing big crowds of fat americans. Where should we visit? It will be a short trip.

Don't worry about where, we have not bought return tickets.

America is literally beating australia at rugby as we speak, but no one cares so I get away unbantered

haha poo

Irrelevant.

Stupid burgers

Our wellfare state shits on you

And you're fat

I've taken a hiatus from Sup Forums considering how our shooters and tennis players are getting dropped in the first round

>Yuropoors

Hey, Alex Jones here with some true Americana bread.

>FLAG

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Not really sure where you would go for concerts but Washington DC has some pretty cool sights to see. Plus if you're lucky you might get to see a pack of hamplanets on segways which is always funny

ITT

YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR COUNTRY HAS USED NUCLEAR WEAPONS DURING WARTIME.

stay informed my friends

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Hello I hear there has been job position opening

>Yuropoors

America is proof that diversity is the better choice. The melting pot of cultures and ideas leads to a better country.

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Fact: Denmark has a stronger military than the US

Looks like CTR is back in the job. You know what to do Sup Forums and do it with gusto!

OTHER COUNTRIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

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P O O

>Other countries so insecure they have to put down America to feel good about themselves

>Indian American median household income : $100,000
>American median household income: $50,000
Stay cucked

I'll poo in your mother's carcass when I'm operating on her instead of some american doctor

>Indian American median poo income: ∞

>American median poo income: Like 5

I wouldn't expect any less from a people that use their own shit as camouflage in the homeland.

>tfw I am in the process of getting an h1b job at Accenture
Kek. Also I'll be trained by the person I'm replacing.

Stay mad americuck.

I wonder who is behind this town.

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Sounding pretty insecure there amerifriend.
60% white anymore is it? :DDD

Fuck off picnic flag

>Be Poojeet
>Live in Poodia
>Be an untouchable
>Use 2020 super power tech to break into the local pc poo hut
>Go to my favorite board Sup Forums
>See glorious American Thread
>Decide to literally shitpost
>Get caught by the poolice for breaking into pc poo hut
>mfw they saw through my camouflage
>mfw its back to clean up for me

can i get a source on that babe?

Dual citizen here. Voting for Trump come November, despite my entire household being lefties. My sister literally tried to explain to me that Hillary's corruption wasn't a big deal, because 'everyone in politics is corrupt'.

My mother says the same thing when I argue with her on politics. I'm convinced shes only voting her because >woman

>Be American
>60% white and declining
>Jobs taken over by Indians
>Indians are biggest earners
>Spout shit at Indians on a Persian rug emporium because white America is on the decline
>Both parties lobbied by big tech companies to increase h1b visas
>Even if Trump wins his own party won't let him decrease h1bs

KEK

America will be so cucked in 2020
They will literally be India's little bitch...so start practicing sucking dick

at least we use toilets, habibi