Florida Thread

Floridians get in here. Let's discuss all things Florida and check in.
>305 reporting

863 - Polkistan.

Florida man, FTW.

How's it going, fellow white man?

Best flag.

Always goods with them Publix subs.

I actually agree for once.

813 here
Its raining, as usual.

Was at cracker barrel for breakfast and some people from Arizona were saying it it rained like this they would have floods

Fucking casuals

561 Checking in. Another hot one out here today, lads.

You florida niggers just took our flag 5 years after we adopted it and tossed some shitty florida logo in the middle and called it a day.

Roll tide.

It'll be okay, just wait until the Gulf rain reaches you.
Just don't melt when the sun comes back out and the humidity hits 9000 percent

Utah here
How does it feel to live in such a degenerate muh diversity shithole?

Implying you didn't steal it from Ulster.

561 bro here too. Wellington sure is boring

Just got back from the AMC in Orange Park. There are security towers on trailers in the parking lots. Very dark. Suicide Squad was very bad.

305 here. Im tired of this shithole.

It's a life changing adventure.

I was born in it, molded by it.

When you tell people you're from Florida, they get that glazed over look. A look of worry. It's power.

Never a dull moment, lots to do, babes, babes, babes, always in the News.

386
Rained this morning.
Haven't seen an alligator today.

I know... I was just there

Was Jeb a good governor? I wasn't into politics when he was in office.

lol, why though? Be lucky you're not living here

I'm about to go for a drive down to Clearwater beach then maybe over to St Pete. Weather sucks but meh, I want to go outside.

I was there for work... I used to live there... Graduated WHS in 2000 haha

Mitt pls go

Aye OP kids

>Graduated WHS in 2000
God damn, you're old. c/o '15 here

My dumb ass took a gap year, so I gotta go there some time this week for transcripts, wonder how many more teachers are retiring.

sup faggots

praise kek for pissing rain down upon the tourists this weekend

305 here
>tfw we Zika now

>God damn, you're old
Haha thanks for reminding me, asshole... Yes, I'm an oldfag

Born and raised 407

Left Florida in 2012 was able to visit home frequently. I havnt been home since 2014.

Going back laborday weekend. I'm excited as fuck. In two years I've only heard thunder five times.

California is the gayest state except for the outdoorsing.

239 checking in. Just picked up an 18 pack of budweiser on sale at circle k for $14.99.

>Roll tide.
Eat my asshole, faggot... And fuck Nick Saban

813 here. The rain doesn't stop bros

Feels good to be Virginian.

305 spic reporting in.

Gas the mosquitoes, zika war now. Also, fuck Hillary.

Where in 305 you at?

>Mosquitos

Don't mind me, I'm just flying right next to your ear just when you're about to start sleeping

How was WHS back in the day, I know my uncle went, but he was like one of the first few graduating classes.

Is Florida going for Trump? Who are minorities voting for in Florida?

Maybe, not Trump.

Florida can't even finish a bane quote.

Fun fact:

At this moment we have visitors from Florida getting to experience my state.

Tommorrow they are gonna call their bank to secure a loan for a house.and leave the shit hole that is florida

It was shit... I hated everything about it... It felt like a fucking prison and the Wellington kids were, for the most part, vapid pricks.

I was in California for my junior year and it was a world of difference... I loved it out there

and what state is that?

>le publix face

Didn't feel too much like a prison, but I agree about most of the Wellington kids being vapid pricks. Fucking douches thought because their parents had money they could be complete shitbags.

But I guess being one of the few poor white people there gave me a better perspective on that.

Publix is GOAT

The great state of Alaska

305 Cuban spic reporting, fuck shillary, MAGA!

Im in coral gables

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>tfw used to live in coral gables

Mylos cafe is probably the best Greek spot I've been too.

>securing a loan to buy a house

Nice meme schlomostein

Florida isnt going for trump so far. Lotsa talk about how Florida might cost him the election.

From what I've seen there's more support for Trump here than Hillary. Hopefully it's true across the rest of the state.

>Doesn't understand how money works

You understand this board is 18+ right?

fellow miamifag. they need to deport everyone here

954 reporting in

SF is hell on earth plenty of niggers , spics, latinos, jews , old dying retired people everwhere, etc

poverty central
homeless everywhere
3rd world almost

kill me, im moving to a comfy quite white state in the future new hampshire or maine i havnt done research really on the best places besides that

the only thing good in FL is publix tendy subs

not this guy but im in kendall

Who you kidding? Only the retirement homes are voting for shillery. Everyone else sees her for what she is. We're getting another winter white house.

Orange county reporting in!

If you need to take out hundreds of thousands out for a home, you are not the adult. Save invest plan live with in your means.

Don't fall into the debt Jew hole.

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754 here, planning on moving to New Hampshire in the future, maybe after I'm done with college.

Hope to see you there my dude.

NMB reporting. Our Jews are actually kinda based.

>SF is hell on earth
that's honestly what i like about it. feels like i'm living in a parody of american life every day. like i'm in a GTA game or something.

You'll come running back once you experience winter up there.

kek

305 i dont know if im gonna make it

Tampa for Trump. That is all.

I have some gay shit about giving solar companies tax breaks on my sample ballot. That's a big hell no. They're already fucking subsidized and now they want tax breaks? Fucking green gangsters.

Desert dwellers think they know heat but they don't.

>tfw sunshower and the entire state turns into a sauna

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321 space coast here, who's going to the /k/ meet

not a spic but in coral gables also

Who /407/ here?

Say what? The old folks down here are the only ones voting for trump, theres a an entire article in todays newspaper about how trumps getting crushed.

352 (Spring Hill) surely another Sup Forumsack has to be from the city of Hill Spring.

I've never even met a person voting for hillary, trump stickers and signs everywhere I see though

Born and raised no longer there though. Winter springs. Used to be a life guard at the Oviedo public pools

>Trump getting crushed
South Florida might as well be a colonial occupation zone

>oviedo
Grew up in oviedo but I ended up on the east side of Orlando near Waterford. Where did you end up?

305 checking in

>¡DALE!

407 reporting in!

Hes way too low with Florida Hispanics. Its under 15 percent.

813 masterrace boiii

my brother wants to move out of Florida for work. help me convince him to stay here

Floridians are the most powerful race in the world.

STAND

YOUR

GROUND

Atlanta Georgia in 2012
California in 2014

What do you do for a living?

407/321 reporting in

>Depressed
>Suicidal
>No friends
>Lonely
>Worked to death

Living the dream, right?

I'm in jensen beach and see nothing but trump. Every time I think I see Hillary it's actually Hillary for prison

The springs and the thunder are your friends user. Go swimming in Alexander springs. Shit is thrilling when f16s flow low over it for target practice just west. Florida as fuck.

727 falling in, mid-pinellas.

I see lots of Trump and Bernie signs around here. Havent seen a single Hillary sign

what is your nigger population?

You like to shoot?

305 also reporting. Praying to high heaven Trump wins FL. This is the last election before America is truly doomed.

This.

Also go to Blue Springs for cave diving and cuties everywhere.

Don't really have the money to be honest. Still in college and trying to get by without taking out loans.

Trump aint gonna win Florida unless he gets at least 40 % of Hispanic votes. Clinton up 48 to 42 percent across the board right now in the sunshine state.

If those who voted in the primary for Trump show up he will take the state. I think his votes alone out numbered the Hildabeast and Bernie.

pasco is trump land have not seen on hillary sign a\but just to be save can someone nuke tampa to are south i feel like they may try to cuck us this year

im not scared of the cold i like the cold

in the cold you can just turn up the heater and put some comfy clothes on and be comfy as fuck or by a fireplace ;3

if 90% of the americans living in florida actually had to work outside in the heat and humidity and having a practical heat stroke they would understand that the cold is better

the overwhelming majority of white people on earth lived in cold conditions since the earth began

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>Thank you for correcting the record!