Sup Forums having a meltdown over new iron man

>Sup Forums having a meltdown over new iron man
>black people be all like

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Man Black people are slow, Sup Forums has been making that joke for days. They even had a drawfag doodle some shit up

>black
>origin involves stealing
glorious progress

>even the eople that are getting catered smells the bullshit marvel is pushing

They might smell bullshit if they actually gave 2 fucks about it
t. black people pro

It's a really nice pic. I mean, she's hot.

It completely undermines the idea he's selling.

Why is Bendis so popular with Marvel.

That tweet is a week old dude...

>I mean, she's hot.
Porn when? Bendis' babies need to go through the filthy porn grind so he can watch his pseudo-daughter get stuffed with dicks.

It's not catering to Blacks, it's catering to guilty white dudes.

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Because you can easily fit a fro into a motorcycle helmet. Is that guy really black?

by redfred

Well, when you put it like that now I don't want to draw porn.

>afro
>weave
You know he might not be.

I'm probably an asshole but I kind of find any notion of a hero that's getting on in their years passing down their exact mantle to someone else to be really fucked up, almost vulgar in a way. 'Hey, kid, you'd never make it on your own, so here's literally all the baggage I never resolved foisted on you, have fun handling that while trying to figure out your own life. Me, I'm off to live the High Life on Medicare.'

Maybe sometimes heroes should just retire.

who will take her virginity

I don't mind mantles passing down when they are developed, like Dick becoming Batman or X-23 becoming Wolverine

Being "hey we need to introduce this character for diversity" is stupid

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Sup Forums-post all you want, but I know more than half of you have, are, or will jerk off to her at some point(s).

Don't even try to deny it, you hypocritical faggots.

could Eiffel tower her

>Black
>Fappable

Sage words.

The Mandarin.

Fuck off, Sup Forums

Sup Forums liked her the day it was announced

No we didn't.

>Sup Forums liked her the day it was announced
No they didn't. Everyone said that it should have been Rhodey's daughter to take over instead of making up another character for the sake of diversity.

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I masturbate to black chicks all the time. It doesn't mean I have to like the fact every white male hero is getting fucked with. This shit doesn't cancel each other out. In other words, kill yourself.

can you make up your mind? the hive-mind is starting to get dizzzzzzzy

>a black girl would be okay, but a black girl isn't
What a stupid post.

Miles of course!

>I only came to Sup Forums today to shitpost

OH COME ON! Don't be like that!

>the daughter of an established iron man that just died taking over the mantle to honor her father and do right by his best friend? fuck that, check out this OC Donut i made

>2016
>Still not aware that controversy sells comics
>Throw big shit-fits anyway and Marvel/DC simply cash in
>Rinse and repeat

You anons really are dumb.

>All black girls all the same

OOOOH WHO'S Sup Forums NOW???

>Everyone who disagrees with me is just a shitposter!

Cry some more

One actually makes some kind of sense though.
>Literally who 15 year old black girl at MIT who built her own armor and has no connection to Tony becomes Iron Man
Or
>Literally who black girl who's uncle was a superhero and Tony Starks best friend is inspired by his death and takes up the mantle he left behind

Both are still 15 year old black girls. That's the entire reason people sperg about this.
It's not that she is OC, but that she's a black girl.

How you feel about the Norse god thor being being A RoodyPooh your jimmies ruffled candy asses?

That she is a 15-year-old girl.

>search redfred
>only find some gay ginger OC
>google image search is broken as fuck help

As rustled as black fans' jimmies will be when the inevitable happens and T'challa passes on the mantle to Steve Rogers when he dies.

"This is madness. Blasphemy."
"...Hear me. When Captain Rogers was here in 1944, he and T'Chaka exchanged shields and made a pact of friendship."
"...So?"
"Well, friend Everett, it means the captain actually can succeed T'Challa. Personal ally of the previous king privilege."
"But he's white!"
"T'Challa always believed we should be above such distinctions."

You know they could do it.

user come on
You cannot pair a black man with a black women
That would be segregation

Or how about it turns out T'Challa has a half-white son with some woman nobody has ever heard of?

Sounds like comic books.

I don't entirely know how royal inheritance works in Wakanda, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like THAT.

And even if it did, outside of T'Challa and his Father, Wakandans are enthusiastically xenophobic.

And the SJW's who applaud turning white characters black would collectively shit blood and tear out their hair

one drop law

Blackandredtac on tumblr I think

Look for redblactac instead.

>weave

Natural hair (afro) is the complete opposite of weave.

Or Being A white guy from south Africa

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My opinion on this will depend on the quality of the porn.

*chicks

I feel bad, I fapped to her not knowing she's fifteen.

Legal in most countries

>That's the entire reason people sperg about this.
No, that's what the SJWs who don't know anything about comics claim when actual comic fans disagree with them.

You mean like Klaue?

>chicks
>buying this
too busy reading saga and talking about but not readinb captain marvel

in other words its only okay when white people do it
Dick sucks as Batman for that matter
and X-23 is a shit Wolverine

there shouldn't be any exceptions to the rule

I only read about the black woman part on Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

>doesn't know what a weave is

fag

>15
wat
She looks early 20's.

Why? She isn't a real person.

I dunno guys. I don't mind Riri. Tony will be back soon enough and we get a new teenage girl character to readfap to.
And Stefano Caselli is doing the art, who I loved in DeConnick's Avengers Assemble.
The actual factor that is hit or miss is Bendis. The man can write a compelling story but he takes a whole year for a single introduction arc and to get the feel of the character, but also he's a bitch when it comes to the editorial mandates and will ruin Riri by using her in events to make her relevant instead of developing her as character, which is what actually ruined Miles.

I know, but fapping to a 15 year old, real or fictional, isn't something I typically do.

Me neither. I prefer them to be 11 or younger.

Hey, it's their fault for making a middling teenager fappable, and you'll be happier when you're not doing mental gymnastics to justify your jacking.

no,we didn't.
we hate change.

>talking about but not reading captain marvel
"She's so strong! She's SO feminist!"
>which issue was your favorite?
"Oh, I haven't actually read any. I also voted for Hillary because we need more women as president instead of another privileged old white guy."
>what about Obama?
"Oh, I LOVE Michelle Obama!"

>how is her hair going to fit in her helmet?

Fixed that for you. You illiterate retard.

Can anyone explain this character to a lapsed comics reader like me (three/four years behind)? How is a female Iron "Man"? Was this character established prior to taking on the mantle? Judging by the 'do she's not science or military, so do we know her background? Can we get Yaya Dacosta to play her in a movie?

She's going to be a new character introduced in the next few months that will take the mantle of Iron Man, probably because her robot suit resembles a man? Dunno.
Her background is that she's a teenage genius that built an armor in her garage, with a box of scraps!

>writing formally on social media

He's not applying to college.

No this is another Bendis OC. she's a supersmart 15 year old who is also at MIT and made her own Iron Man suit using stolen parts she found around campus. Sure, there's also Rhodeys niece, who is also smart and actually has a connection to Iron Man, and could have had a good story where she took up the War Machine mantle to honor her late uncle, but I doubt Bendis reads comics that arent his own

Of course he's not applying for college, he's black.

Everything's fine, senpai. But Lila is Rhodey's niece.

>she's a teenage genius that built an armor in her garage, with a box of scraps!

Hmmm. Okay. I kinda hate legacy heroes in general, so I'm not predisposed to liking this but will reserve judgement. Maybe she'll get her own identity afterwards that'll be fun. Kinda bums bme out that a black female genius has to look like Misty Knight did in the 70s. Why couldn't she look like an actual black female nerd? But whatever.

>15 year old

GTFOH

>Sure, there's also Rhodeys niece, who is also smart and actually has a connection to Iron Man, and could have had a good story where she took up the War Machine mantle to honor her late uncle

Harumph. Didn't Batman do that with a black Robin related to Lucius Fox or some shit recently though?

Don't be silly, user.

What I don't understand is why calling her Fe male never caught on how long did whor take to become common vernacular.

>Didn't Batman do that with a black Robin related to Lucius Fox or some shit recently though
Oh yeah, Batwing

Whor was punchy and we hated the character because "SHE'S HERE, YOU LIKE IT OR NOT" at the end of the first issue. She also replaced Thor in what was being up to that point a pretty decent run, and then she went full feminist strawman.
Fe male is just a meh joke. And while Riri is replacing Tony as Iron Man, she hasn't done anything wrong, and Bendis' run has been nothing special, especially compared to the Godbomb storyline.
Iron Maiden is a better nickname anyway.

I guess it might turn out ok kamala turned out one of Marvel's best currently published comics.

She had a good writer and good themes.

Still catering to the guilty white chicks on the Internet.

Yeah, but Kamala isn't being written by Bendis and drawn by Deodato.

PLUS calling her iron maiden automatically gives you a soundtrack if she ever gets a movie

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this could have been such a cool idea, there was even ALREADY a black teen girl who made her own iron man armour, but then they had to shit all over it.

Ah, but the king doesn't HAVE to be the black panther, does he?

Sure, but say he looks white.

He was Dutch in the comics. We wuz robbed!

But they were not introduced out of nowhere. Dick was Batman's pupil AND his own hero for hears. X-23 was baby Wolverine for years.

Riri just came out of fucking nowhere. And she has zero combat training!

>Was this character established prior to taking on the mantle?

...She had no history before building an Iron Man-knockoff. At all.

She has barely any history now. We know nothing about her except her name and that she is a 15-year-old tech genius who steals.

Then again, Tony was an arms dealer, so ignore that last bit.

Dude, if you don't know, shut the hell up.

She was mentioned in the first issue of the current run and introduced in issue #9. She's already active.

She's just completely unsuited to the role.

His name is emphatically not Robin. It's Duke.

But yeah.

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>there was even ALREADY a black teen girl who made her own iron man armour

Damn straight.

me

I just had a horrible thought.

What if they don't stop with Tony? What if they're going to move on to villains next?

Can't be worse than MCU Killian.

Killian and Slattery were both red herrings. I am still rooting for the real Mandarin to be played by Tom Price.

>there was even ALREADY a black teen girl who made her own iron man armour
Who cares?
Honestly, who cares? That's why they made Riri. To catch attention.

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