M'Malformed lady

m'Malformed lady

I wonder what triggers Sup Forums more, the shipping or the meme reference?

>shipping
She likes them old, huh?

Why is batman in the background?

>>The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl (2015) #10
Published: July 27, 2016
Rating: Rated T
Writer: Ryan North
Penciller: Erica Henderson
Cover Artist: Erica Henderson

Mole Man has fallen in love with Squirrel Girl, and he’s holding the world hostage until she goes on a date with him! MOLE MEN, am I right?? Watch as Squirrel Girl gains the help of an unlikely ally! Thrill as two people kiss! BUT WHICH TWO?? You’ll have to buy the issue to find out, so all I’ll say right now is this: IN THIS ISSUE THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE FOR EVERY MARVEL SHIP TO BECOME CANON!! “Ship” is short for “relationship,” in case you thought I was talking about, like, Galactus’ “Star Sphere” or Mr. Fantastic’s “Fantasticship” or whatever. Anyway, enjoy!!

I remember when marvels adverts were always fun like this.

Nah. Moleman blackmailed here with threats. Only way ugly basement dwelling manlets can get a girl as pretty as her ahahahahaha

I used to get angry before I realized that getting me angry was just what they wanted. Now I just get disappointed.

If only the book was as good as its adverts.

If only the content were as aware as the covers.

>“Ship” is short for “relationship,”
Can Ryan North get more pretentious, or does he not understand that the people who read his garbage already know what the term means?

I miss the Fantasticship.

If only

Way to bully the poor guy who took that original pic, shitlords.

it's called a joke

j o k e

it rhymes with "yolk"

You are still doing it wrong. Quesada hates apathy. You already lost simply by posting in this thread.

>people who read his garbage

That might be an argument but I don't think we get to make it.

>If only the book was as good as its adverts
Then it'd only be half terrible instead of just terrible.

But how can it be a joke if it's not funny?

Do you hate fun user.

Squirrel girl is not fun but that solicit sure as hell is.

You realize interns and editors write solicits right?

[AGGRESSIVE GROANING]

so they're all a bunch of blathering retards then? good to know. (not really breaking news, but...)

From the thumbnail the first thing I read was 'Squirter Girl' and thought we entered a brave new world of super-heroine.

Is it really a joke if no one laughs?

>Quesada hates apathy.
Sounds like Quesada loses then.

They actually fucking went there.
Not sure if I should be revolted or impressed.

Why not both

Well well well time to draw some creep ass mole x squirrel 34

Is it traced exactly, or is it just very similar?

Tangentially related, but fedora man was on TNA