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What do you think is the show's best and worst interpretation of a scene?
>best
oberyn vs mountain
>worst
tully funeral

A nigger wojack

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Davos should have died with Stannis and his army in battle of Winterfell

Only two weeks until the show.

I heard she had sex scenes in some movie, is that true?

I wish we got to watch shireen burn instead of just hearing her screams. would've triggered plenty of people. also have davos restrained and try to kill someone and have stannis stab him in the gut with his sword

What did they mean by this??

>tfw you want to fuck her till your dick dropsoff

they meant that if you fucked maisie from behind that ass would let you forget all about her disfigurement

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The Kindly Man looks like Ben Kenobi in my head while reading AFFC and ADWD

Based Jon's grandfather edition
Thank you, OP

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Oh, what could have been.

>Bran wargs the night king to prevent him from moving
>He lets Jaime kill him for pure pottery

:P

I'd trade GoT for continuation of Rome in a heart beat.

>song heard on the background for 6 seasons
>the rains of castamere
>the rains of castamere
>the bear and the maiden fair
>the rains of castamere


RIGHT SOMETHING NEW YOU CUNTS

xth for stannis

>The Dornishman's Wife never ever

>that's my father!
>that's my uncle benjen, he's with the NW now
>oh, that's my aunt lyanna, she died during the war, there was something noteworthy about it too because my father never talked about it
>that's hodor! he can talk, which is something he is no longer able to do
>that's my father! and meera's father too
>they're fighting arthur dayne, the greatest swordsman who ever lived
>arthur is really good
>he's better than my father
>my father is losing
>he stabbed him in the back!
>this isn't very honorable

Jesus fucking christ this writing.

the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people

Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience

a cry is heard in the distance

suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses

we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip

"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"

in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail

"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"

"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"

Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken

"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"

after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall

"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."

"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas

"Davos come here," Stannis beckons

Davos asks "Your grace?"

Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.

"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."

>and who
>are you
>Written for television by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss

HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS

TO THIS

>those fucking arms

jesus this season is gonna be bad

xth for stannis

Damn I wanna fuck her up the arse T B H

By being a lazy glutton who doesn't care about health. Also by aging for almost a decade.

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God damn I hate that horsefaced bitch so much. She was too young to show her clam to the world when she was still relevant in the show so now she floods the internet with nudes the second it's legal? What the fuck. How fucked up do you have to be to do something like that? Shame on her parents for raising yet another slut.

would smash

the funniest thing was that she said this photo was ""leaked"" even though it was posted on her friends instagram. even mods on reddit made a post about it on /r/celebs or some other sub for retards saying anyone who posts it will get banned. she's almost as bad as sophie

>being that assmad

i'd root for her if she still looked like this desu

>horsefaced
I wish. That'd actually fit the character. She's more like pic related.

so you'll root for her in the next season?

“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.

“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.

“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.

“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”

“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”

“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.

“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”

“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.

“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”

“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.

“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.

Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.

“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.

“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

>Daenarys is 30 years old

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this is till 10/10 in UK though

>S1 was six years ago

>her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light

why does this happen? i mean i could understand if she was just at her home doing nothing, but she knows she has promotions and shit to do at this time of year. does she really not give a fuck? don't get me wrong she's lovely lady, it's just sad seeing someone not reaching their full potential

Wtf she looks so cute and young here.

fancy restaurants and binging on wine will do that to you

She was at her best during season 7 filming. Hopefully she'll do the same for season 8.

Can't blame her desu. I'd do the exact same thing if I was in her shoes.

How would /got/ react when King Stannis survives and becomes the king of Westeros afterall?

What would you do?

Ps: Davos Seaworth will become the hand of the king in Westeros.

stannis is dead
get over it

off screen dead is never dead

The first sword of Braavos will rise to the throne. Mark my words.

Cersei is our girl

i wanna believe waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>he doesn't know

I was talking about asoiaf Stannis

literally no

Fuck why is Meera so adorable with short hair?

Please someone tell me they chopped her long hair off next season.

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why was tywin such a turboautist that he split up the sword anyway?

he was butthurt that the lannister ancesteral sword Brightroar was lost and no one was willing to part with theirs no matter how much he offered.

disgusting
also why didn't tyrion give it back as a token of good will when he was trying to negotiate as hand?

Because despite popular belief book Tyrion is not a good guy and in ACoK was only interested in proving to his father that hes all for their house no matter what.

Ice wasn't a particularly neuro-normativ sword to begin with.

why do you say that?

Because Lanisterlets cant wield a greatsword

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

ned's supposed to be a bit of a manlet too tbqh

>swn catch you creeping on her in the bathroom
;_;

Just because he was shorter than his 6'6 manmore brother doesn't make him a manlet desu

Will they finally make Sam's arc interesting instead of him just crying because people are mean to him?

>brandon is baratheon-tier
where did you get this idea from?

It'll be interesting because of what's going on around him, much like Salsa

You know what, I actually don't know, maybe I did confuse his height with Robert

So is arts a faceless wraith now?

i-is this real? this seem unreasonably lewd for a pure girl like Maisie

there's not that many quantitative height descriptions, i get the confusion
I'm still curious how tall LF is, I want to know what objective manlet status is in this universe

i wish she grew out her hair in the time skip ;_;

But they're already writing the song of Ice and fire :^)

It really doesn't make any sense for her to keep the hair short. Getting it cut was part of one of the most traumatizing episodes of her life.

Ice wasn't a practical sword, it was too big, literally an ornament for certain ceremonies, like beheadings.

Will Jaimie secure the Lannister-Stark alliance through marriage with Sansa?

Was shit scene meant to show that Dany is mentally challenged?

Or was it just poor writing?

The righteous lion would never trust the evil traitorous wolf

kek

She realized she liked it that way.

Remember when Tyrion was blonde?

Because two swords are better than one sword?
Technically it's even better than that because one-handed swords are better than two-handed swords (because shields are a thing).

Why would Tywin settle for 1 valyrian steel sword when he could have 2? 2 that are individually better than that 1?

You mean for the first scene he was in and that's it?

can't have be too feminine/pretty.
it's gonna be ridiculous if an old woman is THAT much qter than Daenerys "The most beautiful woman in the world" Targaryen.

Other way around, bru

Why does George hate chads so much?

Robert is tall, handsome, and gods he was strong. Gets cucked and a lot of his bastards killed and the rest aren't manmores.

Brandon was tall, handsome, excellent jouster, horseback rider, swordsman, got his sword bloody all the time. Dies of retardation. Shorter brother gets his wife, his lands, his castle.

Robb was tall, handsome, muscular, got lean (t. war), fucked his wife multiple times a day, died childless and like a dumbass because of tully retardation. Shorter, skinnier half-brother/cousin is gonna get his castle and lands.

Joffrey, tall and handsome, could've easily slayed bitches, dies a virgin. Young meek brother gets his castle and lands

Jamie did literally nothing wrong ned was just too much of s fucking honorfag to listen too him

d-don't forget radmure

>Why does a fat, sexually frustrated nerd hate successful men

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