A nuke goes off in the nearest major city in your country

How fucked are you?

I live in Surrey.
I might die from fallout, I don't know.

>San Francisco gets glassed

Nothing of value lost.

i live on the moon

ill be ok

Please happen. I should be safe in Michigan

I'm halfway between St. Louis and Chicago. Do I get to choose?

i'm fifteen miles west of NYC. I'm dead, hopefully it's big enough that i die immediately and not horribly weeks later.

So population wise I think baltimore is the biggest but importance wise DC is way bigger. Either way I am SO fucked. And so is the rest of the nation.

Denver; I live in Colorado Springs, ~70 miles away

unless it's a massive nuke, I should be all right. I also have iosat for mah thyroid

martial law in 3, 2, 1; borders will close, and expect more war to come

Im I'm Ottawa so I would be literally in the radius where you die from the radiation and heat.

I'd probably die within a second but it'd still be fucking sick. You'd find me melted in the floor

I'm 3-4miles from Paris
really fucked up

>Paris
Well I live in the center so I won't feel anything.

Well, it depends if we are a state or not. I hope Putin spares us.

...

Goodbye atlanta nothing of value was lost

>Seattle of Denver

If Seattle, I die from nuclear fallout. If Denver, We all die from a nuclear holocaust.

Vaporized if Cincy is major city, if Columbus, should be ok

It will un fuck me. Millions of ANC supporters dead.

I am in downtown Chicago. I will be dead. So will these fucking BLM dindus. Worth it?...

I live a hour from Philly so I think I'm good also if the wind is blowing to the east

Boston. I'm fucked, aren't I?

Depends on the size of the nuke, you ballgobbler

I get to watch libs getting burned from first seat.

If it gets dropped anywhere in my country I'm fucked.

As long as it's downtown Seattle, I wouldn't die in the blast, but I'll probably get enough fallout dumped on me to kill me

Not at all. There is no need for San Francisco.

with my country size im probably fucked. but I doubt the jews would allow to nuke us. so im comfy.

>tfw youre living litterally in a cabin in the woods.

Depends on the nuke
Tsar bomba and Belgium is kill, with Fat Man i'd be completely fine

What is a major city? If Anchorage blows up I might survive. If Seattle or Portland blow up then I'm fine.

I live in New Hampshire. Nearest target would be Boston. All would be well.

Does anyone really think anyone is going to "press the button" given MAD?

It would be the only city in the province tdh fampai

Hello, my 72 male virgins.

Granted the wind is on my side, Russian Nuke, I'd be fine. Just go to Wales.

What size is "major"? It would be either 25km or 70km away.

I'm at like 30 KM from the closest major city and there are plenty of woods in proximity to where I live. My house has a basement and I'm pretty sure I have more than enough food for a week. The biggest problem would be other people I guess.

Considering that the most likely targets in my area put me outside of the blast zone, the prevailing winds would blow any fallout away from me, and I know routes out of the area that aren't on any map, I'd say pretty unfucked compared to most people.

>Richmond or Baltimore

Good, I'll take one for the team.

Right now in my country house? Ok.

In the working week? Fucked.

Does Lubbock count? If not I'm in the clear.

>NYC
>Live in NYC

End my shit famalam

Houston here, don't stand a chance, entire surrounding area gets glassed.

Put on the sunglasses and grab some popcorn is about all i can do, lol.

I live in the leaf equivalent of times square, It would be a swift death

>Charlotte NC

i'm fine

I live in Milwaukee but I imagine the terrorists/North Korea would send their nuke to Chicago

I bet I'd be just outside of the radiation radius huh? It's about 90 miles away

130 miles away
wind would carry the shit away from me if the blast didnt kill me i dunno

Would barely have an impact on our daily ongoings.

Fuck Mexico City, leftist cuck paradise.

>Detroit

Less fucked than I was pre-nuke. Thanks!

OP said major city, not backwater hellhole.

"major city"
prolly frankfurt or stuttgar, both around 100km (60~miles) away.

Absolutely nothing short of Tsar bomba would touch me.

Though if the wind would be against me, I'd be in 1000 rad/h zone.

>No specifics on the nuke
You're a fag.

Even in the worst case scenario from a 100 mt bomb i'm still good.

I'm fine in Luik

>There are no major cities except Oslo or Trondheim
>They're both far way and full of migrants

Seems good to me

>Luik
I'm sorry to hear that user

You got a point there user

>NYC
Absolutely fucked.

Burlington VT? Not likely...

I live in NYC, four miles from midtown (Queens)

I'm incinerated senpai

Live 20 mins from NYC so I'm fucked

>australia litterally shitposting its way to victory

I live near one of the largest and most important airforce bases in the US. Was a target during the Cuban Missile Crisis. I'd be fucked.

>uses little boy as an example

don't modern day nukes have a much larger blast radius?

>Be me
>Live 45 min from downtown Houston
Would probably be hit by the initial blast desu

I live in Brampton, does it count as a major city? I think we have 600k people.

If not Toronto is literally right next door so depending on factors I may die from fallout.

I really wouldn't care though, I'm already dead inside.

>tfw u live in middle of downtown
100% fucked

Lol every real Canadian (not the cancer in the cities) will scatter innawoods so fucking quick

I'm in the major city.
In which part ?
San Deigo is a pretty big area, one nuke wouldent take out the whole thing , even the radation zone wouldent cover 100%
If it was in the main city , I'm far enough from the blast but I'm close enough to get fucked by radation

>Hartford, CT
I live near the long island sound south east, idk if im dead or not.

I'm fucked. 30 miles from UK nuclear sub base.

East side of Vancouver island, I'm ded

Are we talking fat man or tsar?

Not at all.
t. middle of nowhere

Actually, I'm not even in the blast radius of the largest bomb in Russia's arsenal. Fallout wouldn't be an issue either. Would just be a nice lights show.

Does my own city count? If not, I won't even feel it because the distance to that city is about as much as there is between two farthest points of Poland.

A terrorist bomb would likely be something smaller. In a nuclear war, figure that most of Russia's modern stuff is sub megaton yield. Figure most of their stuff is going to be in the 550kt-750kt range.

Pretty fucked. Considering theres an aircraft engine plant 3 miles from me, I'm sure I'd be a top priority target.

I work in Manhattan. Never saw it coming.

Amsterdam, thank you degeneracy has been cured. Do Rotterdam next.

I'm in downtown Calgary, so RIP in piece

50km ctom Jelgava
Duck and cover should suffice

>Paris gets nuked

And France just got a lot better.

I will be absolutely fucking pavorized.
Does somebody have a fitting pepe btw?

live in moscow
>burgers are fucked

POO

i live in portland. not sure if fucked. seattle fallout would presumably flow east. would not want to live in spokane.

nearest city seattle
far enough away to die from fallout instead of in the initial flash

all things considered still preferable to it hitting the nearest military base(about 200 yards)

>Citycuck
>Deliberately living in a multiculturalist hell
>Not fucking blonde farmer girls

You had one shot

i would go and hide in fridge.

Completely fine/10
:^)

Depends on how big
18 mi from phili

I live 10 minutes from Little Rock. I'd be fucked.

this one?

You mean under the fridge roach

Nearest major city is Seattle.. I think I'd be fine initially. I'm around 200 miles away.

>Seattle gets nuked, instantly turning WA into a red state again and ridding the country of half its speakers of mandarin/Korean
Thank you jesus

no leaf in fridge

I'm gonna be a skeleton

KEK, I have a national lab that dabbles in all sorts of weapons stuff, a branch of the Air Force Research Lab, and one of the biggest stockpiles of nuclear weapons on the planet within 20 miles. In even a limited exchange, my town is getting hit.

Yes, thank you man