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We say nice things about Muslims. I'll go first.

They aren't drunk every night. Your turn pol

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Their Penises aren't big enough to hurt the 9 year olds they rape.

>1 Hillary Shekel has been deposited into your account

They don't live in my country

They know how to keep their woman in check.

Come on pol, engage those critical thinking skills

I don't feel bad at all if drop a payload on their heads

They are not squid robots.

They warn the People by crying Snackbar ahoi before they blow up.

They aren't Hillary.

>he doesn't know they're secretly squid robots

They are the best at blowing themselves up.

Don't disrespect the based squid robots, they are some of the best minorities we have in Hungary. They assimilate well, they are generally very friendly and educated.

They have a saying like

"It's better to the the quiet lion, than the barking dog"

They create many happenings for us to enjoy

Mohammed by fucking the six years old Aisha sexually educated her.

A payload of breadsticks?

Fuck off, wop.

They've got explosive personalities.

When they murder innocent civilians in cold blood 99% of the time they willingly die too. Go get your virgins in paradise boys! Don't waste any time in prison!

They do a pretty good job of killing other Muslims and themselves at the same time

they keep women in their place.

There's a Muslim-owned gas station 10 minutes from my work. I go there pretty frequently and the family is familiar with me. About 6 months ago after a long day I stopped there to get gas. Bought a drink and $10 worth of gas.

My head was super foggy from a long day of work and I was pretty much on auto pilot. Drove off after I paid, completely forgot to fill up.

5 minutes later I realized I fucking forgot to get gas, couldn't believe it. Drove back, went inside and asked the Muslim guy if anyone had used the pump I put money on since I left. He looked confused so I explained the situation. He burst out laughing then checked to see if anyone had used my $10, told me that someone did.

I thanked him for checking then started to walk out. He yelled out to me as I was walking out the door to stop me, told me he trusted me and that he'd put $10 on a different pump for me.

He didn't have to do that, I was the retard that fucked up, but he did. It's not much, but he essentially gave me $10 even though the problem was my fault.

He's a good, honest man, and that's my good thing to say about a Muslim.

I've never seen a more speedy or efficient beheading with a butter knife.

they don't have problems with adultery (they kill them)

topkek

They don't know how to threat women.

There are none in my neighborhood.

they only say nice things about islam (who criticize it get killed too)

Utterly guilt-free kills.

Savage.

they can breed like rats

Fuck you and fuck Islam.

muslim women are usually friendly but most are cunts with evil eyebrows

they die eventually

they kill faggots

They don't hog all the bacon at continental breakfast.

delightful.

fpbp

They don't get punished for beating their nigger slaves

indonesian ones are pretty secular

Their architecture and some of their customs are pretty good. Though I don't know if that counts as Islam, or the culture that existed prior and developed alongside the religion.

Black and slave is the same word in arabic.

First post always best post.

They kill fags and disobedient women

Oh, but they do amigo, picture related.

>We say nice things about Muslims

They burn real well when bathed in napalm and white phosphorus.

burqa porn makes for great taboo jerkoff material

also i always wonder why there are no mentally ill people on the streets there (except for them) so i guess they stone them, that's pretty hitler my dudes

They never, ever post on Sup Forums and instead use their time constructively.

Muslims did not blow my house yet.

They kill liberals, too.

Muslim founded the restaurant I work at and they make some dank food.
He sold it to a coptic christian from egypt so now you get to enjoy the good food without funding isis

Had kinky sex with a random muslim girl at a party who was basically dominatrix-tier

P-please stop hitting me, Fatima

They build pretty amazing buildings.

They help Trump win

They are really entertaining

They keep stray goats/sheep from going feral by raping them.

I like how Muslims are the best at killing Muslims.

I like it when Muslims die.

I have nothing nice to say, except maybe that most "muslims" are just doing it out of social conformity and fear. that's nice.

They make excellent pilots

They keep women in line and don't go for liberal bullshit

Ouds and Attars, cheap and plentiful (with the option to pay a shitload for them if you so choose), the most stunning fragrances there are.

They compost nicely after they explode

Thank you for sharing Billy. Everyone, please give Billy a round of applause.

If I got to the shops I always have a hanky nearby if me nose starts runnin thanks to the dirka burkas

they have... i mean they are really good at... they can...

FUCK YOU OP

They're comfortable masculinity as a culture.

They're usually circumcised which makes their penises more aesthetically pleasing

They actually didn't used to be that terrible for a while.
Most of the Traditionalist authors had a great regard for Islam.

Yes, they were not exactly on the apex of a golden age, but at least they weren't in the silver age like the west after WWII.
Then they completely shit the bed...

Anyway, they're still relatively traditional, even if it's just the rituals by now without an understanding of why it is.

If they stayed where they belonged, I might even like the buggers.

They have the queers number.

Believe it or not they were actually a scientific and cultural beacon while Europe was living he medieval life and are one of the main reasons works of Plato and others like him were preserved. Then some fuckwit came and said 'science=devil' and they descended into chaos

They die of monoxide poisoning just like everybody else. That's the best I can come up with.

squid robots are nasty as fuck. They are drunk all the time in my country and steal shit, fucking squidbots, fuck 'em all to death

They die a lot

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>squid robots
What?

They're handy to keep around when in need of a handkerchief

Guy I work with is good at his job.

>They aren't drunk every nigh
Uhm.... Thats wrong, they drink and do drugs more than natives here

They really know how to have a blast.

They kill alot of Muslims

They... don't eat pigs. Which is kinda nice, because pigs are actually one of the more intelligent mammals.

>aussie
>not knowing what squid robots are
not surprised there

>They aren't drunk every night.

You don't know many muslims.

More bacon for me.

UNDERRATED

>good at his job

Until he comes one day and tries to behead someone or shoots the place

Never trust a mudslime they are ticking time bombs. And it doesn't matter if they look or act secular. Stay away from him

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaughan_Foods_beheading_incident#Islamic_connection

They are killing each others since Muhamad death.

The thing about nuking Mecca and Medina and al-Azhar University in Egypt is, Islam is not a religion. Islam is a materially obsessed supremacist totalitarianism which points to concrete prizes and land as proof of its goodness. So sooner or later we are going to have to take something from them. Killing individuals in a communitarian and fatalist society is just expensive for us, it has no meaning for them. Losing land or an irreplaceable city like Mecca would be merely the first serious response.

Yeah mate, see we have cages on pacific islands to store our illegals.
Why the fuck would you just let them in?

They're retards that should be gassed.

Stop fooling around and go for Saudies and other Salafist Emirates.
They are the real problem, cut the snake head.

They usually have a huge sense of hospitality.

That came from their arabic desert customs.In pre-islamic times the bedouins valued hospitality more than anything, which is logical given the living conditions. Without hospitality, without someone to give you water in the desert, you're fucking dead. That value stay important after the Islamization of the arabic peninsula and they bring it to the regions they conquered.

Even today, most young arabs in France have that hospitality sense and will gladly help you if you're in a bad situation.

That doesn't compensate for their flaws though. The caricature of the smiling morrocan who will invite you at home to eat isn't only a leftist meme, it's very near the truth. But it's the same morrocan who will not hesitate to kill you to protect his own. Tribalism is their most disgusting trait I think, they litteraly act like a hivemind. Though, It's not really Islam's fault, more Arabic culture's one.

>Muslims dont drink meme

Turkey, Iran, Iraq everyone except radicals are drinking. In Iran women are disproportionately pulled over for drink driving.

Alcohol isn't bad,it's degenerate gkuttons who gorge themselves on it and get pissed that are bad?

Muslims would be a great addition to Japan.

Why cant we just register them all and make them ask permission to travel.
When they leave cancel their citizenship.

Thy used to have cool swords.

They kill themselves so we don't have to.

They dislike gays and niggers.
Or is hating niggers just a meme?

haha apologist fuckwit. Muslims "know" that allah cant see under the roof of houses hence they can drink it aslong as allah cant see them.
I know a few who use this excuse.

They have the coolest lights and firework shows.

Nothing beats seeing tracer rounds in the night sky while a JDAM heads towards a city center.