RIO 2016

Why can't Dutchies cycle?

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d-did he ded?

obviously they can if he's the leader

does your country still have ZERO medals?

what the fuck

Quality Infrastructure in the Americas strikes again

Not funny. She died...

>libertarians will defend this

holy fuck
that's hurts through the internet

The leaders always crash near the end, happened to the mens cycling as well

Dutchies a britty good at cycling familia.

How's the infrastructure to blame?

>van vleuten is ok , medical rescue is on the way.

It's a she.

Also it is a fact that Flanders is the true cycling masterrace

Zero more than you

>"oh no im sliding off the road, better hit smash front break, surely that will fix everyth..."
>breaks neck

He is on life support. It's not clear if he'll make it

That wasn't the leader

Was in the way back

>practice riding a bike your whole life
>finally make it to the Olympics
>wanna make your wife and her bull proud
>crash your bicycle.

...

what a goof, he should have just coasted around that corner. instead he starts pedaling again right at the apex of the turn and shifted his body weight too much...kabonk!!! he started out fine. he should have kept his inside pedal up and outside pedal down, leaned into turn and accelerated out. too soon bucko.....

Shit pavement laying jobs, obviously.

olympic level cyclists usually know how to turn their bikes without breaking their neck

>she

Hey now don't blame the infrastructure, i go cycling in Tijuca every week and i never crashed

I did get mugged once but didn't crash desu

moderate to large kek

>wikipedia article changed to "was"
is she really dead?

It kind of looks like her rear tire lost traction when it went over the center stripe.

That's a woman.

Is the road bad? Fugg is he ded? Looks really hurt

Shitty paint, the wheels slipped on the yellow line.

I didnt see any potholes tbqh, road looked ok

You're supposed to go on the inside of the curve, with exception.

Did people learn nothing from Brink?

We got one boys!

No tits to cushion the fall

yes good

She's ok
Kind of cute too

I know that bulge.

no it didn't

>Why can't Dutchies cycle?
Haha have you ever been to The Netherlands cunt?
You wouldn't survive a trip on a bicycle here paki.

look at the wheels as ""she"" crosses the painted line. that probably wasn't an intentional power slide.

Whether it was the paint or the surface integrity of the road, it would be really hard to say, because we're just seeing motion shots, so it all looks fine from our perspective.

Is this the most accident prone Olympics yet?

That French guy broke his leg, a German tore his ACL, and now this.

I think the death in the bobsled event only tops this Olympics.

Why didn't you mark a bomb scare?
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>Why can't Dutchies cycle?
They just won the gold medal... with Americans being FUCKED in 4th.

lmaffo, whut a fuckin retard

>tfw USA loses road race in last 100m after having 30 sec lead for 15 miles

>Flanders is the true cycling masterrace

Yesterday in mens cycling italian guy in front wiped out like 15km from finish line

cycling is as gay as soccer, yuros can have it.

better than placing second in both world wars

>that concrete in middle of forest
Looks like a bad fall, not necessary deadly, but broken.

That just makes it funnier, senpai.

Wasn't it the police who blew up some bag left in the road because it looked suspicious? Doesn't count tbqh

But the Dutch are literally known for their bicycles?

>better than placing second in both world wars
I don't think so. Placing 4th is a fuckload worse... if your Mara girl gets overtaken 150m before the finish line. It was an epic defeat of America, much worse than our world wars.

They blew it up because they thought it might be a bomb itself.

i.e it was a bomb scare.

...

wasted...

What about that other guy everybody seems to have forgotten about. The notorious cheater who dindu nuffin. Armstong? USA USA USA

yes

Oh well that happened like 3 times during the event already

Yesterday they shut down part of Avenida Atlantica because someone left a backpack in a bench near the beach so the police went to take a look at it

>shitty roads in Rio
>shitty everything in Rio
>professional cyclist from cycling capital of the world
>loses traction on shitty road in Rio
>it's the cyclist's fault

How much you want to bet that the planners in Rio did not account for which roads were actually passable routes for a bike race?

>Flanders is the true cycling masterrace

Flanders is the true cycling masterrace.
You all got GREGGED and FLEMMED

That's normal for Americans to cheat, that's all they do, it isn't surprising. Basically whole Discovery team was on drugs, but other thing is to prove it since even the drug testers were in it together.

Pretty sure people have already crashed during road cycling in other events and not only here

They are good in racing through dirt and cow dung
We are the civilized cyclists.

the road was repaved for the event, prob was it just started raining

mmm, thats a good point. if her front tire had a blowout she would have just slid thru the turn. i had that happen in a race and crashed into a barrier. sidewall of my front tire got a cut and immediately lost pressure. turned the fork and it was like sliding on ice....google the jose beloki crash from 2003 tour. his tire comes unglued from the hot asphalt and nearly takes out lance. scary shit. i hope this chick ok.....

please edit this to say WASTED at the end, like in gta

Then why is anyone surprised she's shit at steering?

Does anyone even watch women's cycling?

dude you are a goof. bike racing is way fun.

Pass the Dutchie to the left hand side.

>implying all Olympians aren't Hell-bent on discovering novel artificial endurance and performance enhancing drugs/techniques

You're naive as fuck if you think these games are 'clean'

I might start if this is what it's like.

The coverage had just cut to her and BANG.

I think it's extremely repulsive and degrading.

What's so funny bro?

geg

>I think the death in the bobsled event only tops this Olympics.

Luge isn't bobsled you uncultured swine.

how fast was this? 35mph?

Ouch, looks like he was braking with his rear brake, locked the rear wheel, started to skid, then jammed on the front brake but that locked his front wheel and sent him ankles over asshole into the curb. Seen it happen before, usally with newer bikers.

she fell
also this captcha

> what is irony?

>Country known to be biking heaven
>Fails in biking.

How? I saw so many people biking in Amsterdam. How Nederfags? How?

Here's some more Olympic comedy from the Olympic village:

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Are we really surprised the Brazilians thought it was fine to line their cycling route with giant kerbstones and ditches?

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It's sad, since it's unwatchable now, especially because niggers are in teams of white countries. Who the fuck watches this bullshit these days anyway? They recently caught whole basketball team of USA visiting prostitutes. Do they really think i will watch bunch of drugged degenerate niggers and clap?

>those literal tracks of shit on the ground near the toilet

W E W

They are just not used to hills.

this triggers the indian

Whoa. I've never seen a high side on a pedal bike before.

sports like that are just for people with rich parents that have too much time that they could otherwise be using for working or what not.

I would fucking destroy these people at cycling. What a joke sport.

>breaking with front when you losing grip

How can professinal cyclist make such simple mistake?

>hurr durr hues will kill all the athletes
>athletes kill themselves just fine
Like pottery

Honestly, the Olympics are nothing more than Globalist propaganda, today. The sooner you see that; the sooner you can laugh at it for being the shit show dark comedy that it is.

Cycling is just 'the thing' here. You see tons of cyclists on Sundays

cycling isn't an elitist sport. its more of a blue collar sport actually. cyclists aren't paid much and its alot of hardwork. its more like hockey. rly....

>How can professinal cyclist make such simple mistake?
Everybody knows that paint shit on the roads is slippery as fuck when it's moist
Except this cunt

That makes it even funnier.

What the fuck is with professional athletes in the Olympics? It was supposed to be all amateurs.

NBA players shouldn't be play basketball, neither should the Williams sisters play tennis.

Do they only enforce that rule for boxing and wrestling?