What would you pick to be your last meal and kino?

What would you pick to be your last meal and kino?

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Holy shit they actually use firing squads in Utah. Why don't they just do hanging? It's more reliable.

a black cock, while watchingget out and hidden figures

pusy desu

firing squad is the most kino way to go

Kill yourself reddit imposter faggot

>You did something so awful we're going to take your life
>here have free food and stuff though first :^)

An all-you-can-eat buffet and The NeverEnding Story

Id want 5 mcchickens

Mac and cheese with pieces of buffalo chicken tenders inside and a side salad with ranch pepsi to drink

Probably would watch Cars tbhfam

Buckets of nigger semen while watching Stranger Things.

I hope firing squads start coming back. Always pictured the person being executed having a walk up song like baseball players.

>ranch pepsi
What the fuck?
Do Americans actually drink this?

>12" steak bomb classic Philly style
>2 liters of recently bottled San Pellegrino
>The New World Extended Cut on bluray

chicken curry and 2007 transformers

>steak & lobster
>plastic fork and knife

Do they get a special chef to prepare the last meals?

No it's not. Statistically, firing sward is the most reliable method of execution

came here to post this

>giving a man on death row metal utensils

Don't be dumb

>LOTR non-extended

Imagine if he killed himself, we'd never get to kill him then!

Yeah but Italian coke is better.

webm related while watchin Napoleon Dynamite

Blood atonement

Me? I'd pick crab legs.

Served with plastic utensils.
"We don't want prisoner to harm himself"
>Tell me this isn't a government operation.

That plastic knife wouldn't even cut the steak
This is an abomination

That's as patrician a last meal gets.

Underrated
Lmao

>Always pictured the person being executed having a walk up song like baseball players.

kek

If I was imprisoned near the coast, and it was fresh, I'd get sushi, pair that with sautéed vegetable stir fry. And id be watching princess mononoke

This would be great, except it's chosen by the families of the victims

WTF is that shit?

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This last meal shit is such bullshit, why don't they give people with no criminal record a last meal?
I bet some of those poor old fucks wish they could eat their favorite meal one last time.

Didn't one guy ask for one olive or something like that because he wanted a tree to grow from his corpse?

>Eat while watching lotr
Damn that's touching.

I still support the death penalty though.

>chicken mcnuggets
>szechuan sauce
>guardians of the galaxy

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Why? It's shown to be more expensive than life imprisonment, doesnt act as a deterrant, and innocent people have been put to death by the state.

You think they're killing non-criminals?

two big macs and a vanilla coke

Guillotine is probably better

Because killing people is fine. The state is democratic and we'd be lynching people anyway. At least in this case there's a trial that gives them a better chance at not getting wrongly lynched.

How could it be more expensive?

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1 large pepperoni Papa John's pizza
A plate of chicken alfredo
2 cans of Cherry Vanilla coke

I'd watch Buffalo '66

And yet they still do get wrongly executed ergo death penalty is shit

>It's shown to be more expensive than life imprisonment,
lol, no it hasn't. you are an idiot.

But we'd be wrongly lynching people without it. You think a mob of angry people is going to run a trial before killing someone? You can take away capital punishment and people in a democracy still want to kill evil people, and it'll come back because that's how democracies operate.

Guillotine is more messy, people prefer keeping the body in one part.

*chokes son out*

Guillotine my man

>It's shown to be more expensive than life imprisonment,
Firing squad made up of volunteers, plus low cost ammo.
I'm calling bullshit on ya.

>more expensive than life imprisonment
kek, if all the bureaucratic shit was cut down it would be the perfect solution for criminals where there was 100% proof they committed the crime(e.g. mass child rapes, murders, etc. etc.)

>It's shown to be more expensive than life imprisonment
Argument against a specific implementation. Just shot them, that's more effective and more dignified.
>doesnt act as a deterrant
Probably does.
>innocent people have been put to death by the state
Make the system better.

>Why?
There are some really bad people out there that It's better to not have around. Putting them in prison for life is cruel, expensive and ugly.

It's better to just clean the absolute worst elements of society up, just clean them. Put them down, nice, quick, clean.

>Legal costs: Almost all people facing the death penalty cannot afford their own attorney. The state must assign them two public defenders, and pay for the costs of the prosecution as well.

>Pre-trial costs: Capital cases are far more complicated than non-capital cases. Experts will probably be needed on forensic evidence, mental health and the social history of the defendant.

>Jury selection: Because of the death penalty question, jury selection in capital cases is much more time consuming and expensive.

>Trial:Death penalty trials can last over four times longer, requiring juror and attorney compensation, in addition to court personnel and other related costs.

>Incarceration: Most death rows involve solitary confinement in a special facility. These require more security and other accommodations as the prisoners are kept for 23 hours a day in their cells.

>Appeals: To minimize mistakes, every inmate is entitled to a series of appeals. The costs are borne at taxpayers' expense. These appeals are essential because some inmates have come within hours of execution before evidence was uncovered proving their innocence.

>tfw son pushes your head into fresh party cheese so you have to choke them out

People dying of old age can't eat, dipshit.

They need to expedite in the cases of people where they one hundred percent did it.

There should be a standard of proof called 100% absolutely certain for these cases.

If there's like, video footage, confessions, buckets of witnesses, fingerprints, dna, weapons, everything settled, no chance of an innocent being convicted unless the entire prosecution was a sham and every piece of evidence was manufactured... nighty night!

I probably couldn't eat a bite knowing that I'd get killed soon. I also couldn't watch anything in that state.

Damn. I guess Im against death penalty now

They're considering suicide bags for when the lethal injection drugs are no longer available

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I think I would like a cigarette too.
>smoking is illegal
Makes perfect sense in the governments eyes.
And you virgins want government controlled health care?

I hope he got to watch extended editions, not theatrical horseshit.

Pizza, and a six pack of Dr. Pepper.

Probably the LOTR trilogy as well.

>I hope he got to watch extended editions, not theatrical horseshit.
Yes because all that shit that was originally cut out now makes the movie so much better.
kys

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Literal retards, the state doesn't just up and choose to shoot people. We have this thing called the justice system. Complicated, I know, but I'm sure if you actually have more than 2 brain cells to rub together you can figure it out.

the hangover, and milk steak boiled over hard

how many people can actually eat their last meal? i think i would probably not have much of an appetite if i knew i was about to be killed.

Ortolan and a glass of sparkling water

prime rib and horseraddish sauce
a hit of dmt and then a few hits of acid
Then a ava addams prono, preferably something ass related

and a bottle of bourbon

Some chicken thighs so I could use the bones to make weapons to have a last stand and get some fun before dying

A nice Slim-Fast milkshake. A girl’s got to protect her figure, even if she’s a corpse.

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>being able to think
LOL pick one

Don't they get to choose between a double bourbon and a shot of morphine before execution?

>wasting your last precious moments on earth watching lord of the rings

how fucking pleb can you be

Hey fucktard with your strawman arguments!
Lengthy appeal system is not related to simply executing them.
It costs roughly 45.000 dollars per yer to house a convict.

It's not actually sold in stores but I wouldn't be surprised if people did this. I have a friend who will order Diet Cokes no ice and add about 10 packets of equal (fake sugar). I have also seen someone squirt ketchup into sprite to make a Shirley Temple. Ranch dressing is a very common condiment at American tables so I'm sure there's someone who likes it with Pepsi.

Can I watch porn?
Then I would fap and make a mess while shitting and pissing myself and throwing feces everywhere to make the wage cucks clean up.

Rare steak with cherry pie while watching There Will Be Blood

>I'm finished!

WHAT the fuck did him mean by this

How am I strawmanning? You idiots said it costs less to execute a prisoner under our judicial system, when that's objectively wrong. Unless you genuinely thought the guy saying it costs more was ONLY talking about the literal cost of the execution method itself. Which if you were, I apologize, I guess I shouldn't have given you idiots so much credit and assumed I was talking with 10 year olds.

2001: A Space Odyssey

Wagyu burger with cheese, onion rings, tiramisu, nachos and guacamole.

>t. weebo

Chicken katsu curry and a side of California rolls, pistachio ice cream for desert.

Offret as final kino.

I don't understand it, I mean they do the last meal meme in china too

if you're an authoritarian state and killing your own criminals then why even bother to hand them a fancy meal? they never did this shit in the middle ages, why do it now

no idea, but I'd take the morphine

>You idiots said it costs less to execute a prisoner
No we said it cost less to execute them than to keep them in prison for life.
You're the one who took it to a whole other retarded level.

Spaghetti with ketchup and watch a season of Rick and Morty

>Spaghetti with ketchup and watch a season of Rick and Morty
You're not even worth killing.

We put peanuts in Coke, that's the only thing I can think of that's comparable.

I hate existence

Say that to my face, pic related. *BUUUURB*

>Drinking Pepsi
>The top zozzle of soft drinks

Top jej

Do they have to have a team of surgeons on hand to attempt to save the life of the gunshot victim to ensure that cruel and unusual punishment has not taken place?

Activated almonds with a side of milky beans. I'd watch mr. bean.