Arrive to new region

>Arrive to new region
>Bring horse to a halt
>Say name of region outloud
>Continue riding towards the city

I unironically love this trilogy to hell, used to watch fellowship once every 3 months back when I was a kid.

>be old
>be alone
>start talking to yourself

pretty believable

>used to watch fellowship once every 3 months back when I was a kid
>when I was a kid
>kid

You mean you don't do that?

>Drive to a new city / state
>Pull over to the side of the highway next to a 'Welcome to _________' sign
>Say the name of the place out loud
>Continue driving

He wasn't alone.

We Iz Da Illest Kangz Around

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They are not my hobbits.

Ride for days.
See your destination finally.
Take a break because riding a horse is physically demanding.
Explain to the guy who's never seen it before, that this is in fact Minas Tirith.
Breaks over.

why didn't he just fly there with an eagle?

Why didn't Frodo fuck the ring into Sam's asshole?

I never understood this thread starter.

That's not how Jesus did it.

>Has to say magic special words in order to pass through the wards protecting a region
Yeah so unprecedented bravo Jackson

>arrive at new station
>train stops
>says name of the station
>train continues

I do that, sometimes. But, I don't often go to historical places.

I mean i know troll buuuut.
>Mellon
is specifically NOT a magical special word. Thats the point

>drive with your gf
>spot a nice view
>stop the car
>tell her the name of the place
>enjoy it together

>bus arrives at station
>apprach the door
>look around the bus as if one would pan a camera
>nod towards someone else
>say the name of the station aloud
>sigh and exit the bus

>Plane arrives at the destination
>approach the exit
>open the door
>the plane hasn't landed yet
>we didn't fly so gud
>no survivors