American magazines

>american magazines

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who wants to see this shit????

>athletes in the us

High test

your wife's son

Our favorite sports are baseball and football because you can be a fatass and still do well.

NICE BRO GOTTA PREPP DAT SHIET

why didnt they just go to the field the night before, lay down massive lines of black powder, and then when the british fags line up to shoot at them they would have a stealth fag light the black powder and blow all the britbongs into irrelevancy

>baseball players
>athletes
Pick one

Sweden
Yes

goddamn Prince is a fat fuck just like his fat fuck father

im confused,is this in reference to our shooting gold medal?

He's a vegan

terrible posture.

ooga booga nigger bullshit

Is that what is considered an athlete in the US?

no one is responding to your post because, back then they had "rules of battle"

and if you were to break the rules to pull your little gun powder stunt, why not just shoot them from the bushes and go full guerrilla warfare.

im assuming people are responding because they dont want to have to go through all the trouble of explaining everything i just did.

What would a serb know about batting form?

because you could just predict where the opposing army is going to be set up the next day.

>Know everything you just told me
>I asked question to get retarded replies

More like
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>i was just pretending to be retarded

I bet you that they had to tape his massive bbc to his leg to prevent it from showing up in the pic.

>dick doesn't show hanging past leg
but muh bbc

>Not even posting the Vince Wilfork one

>swedish porn

Luckswing?


More like fatbat.

This is some shit girls would do. Why would they ever agree to this?

For those who don't know
:^)

dont talk shit about vince wilfork you fucking neanderthal

guys 40 time is like 4.3 he could run easily outrun you despite being a fat fuck

christ is this really an """athlete"""?

I've hit a few pairs of balls with a bat.

lineman what do you expect

>KFC for half price today only

>this is an sportsman in amerifat

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why would they ever conceive such a photo session let alone consider publishing it

insanity

like thinking people want to open a mag and see piles of canine fecal matter

Please God somebody take prince fielder out back and end his misery. I miss Ian kinsler so much

Damn... how can white boys even compete? I want to see my girlfriend get dominated by a big black cock

Vince Wilfork, more like Vince Will-Not-Put-Down-The-Fork.

Ok, wait, I got another one.

Vince Wilpork.


Ha ha... ha.

Whoever is still buying magazines in 2016 is a cuck anyway.

yes, with a base salary of millions

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kill me

damn americans are fucking gay and cucks for blacks apparently.

>mods think this belongs on the politics board

I'm so glad he got hurt, based Beltran is way better. Prince should just retire.

>inb4 Europeans call a guy who could rip them in half and beat them in every single athletic measure 'just a fatfuck' or 'not an athlete'

they obviously have no clue what a 300+ lb man with his athletic ability can do. Man is a GOD on a football field.

cannot unsee

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>beat them in every single athletic measure

Every single athletic measure as long as we're talking about competitive hotdog eating.

Fixed it for you, bruv.

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>dat cannonball tho

I'm sure those stats are impressive to your girlfriend and are what she thinks about when you """fuck""" her, but rational human beings don't believe that thing is athletic nor do they want to see a 500 lb naked nigger on a magazine cover when they checkout at the grocery store.

stay mad nigga

He's bigger, faster, stronger and more aware than anybody in this thread. And yeah, he could probably eat a lot more than you as well. Stuffing your fucking face is one of the greatest parts of being an athlete.

This is satire, right?

all hope is lost

Why not put any shield in front?

>never fighting a whole world war
>champs
Try harder, idiot

prince fielder is absolute fucking trash, what a waste of money good fucking lord. at least we got beltran now

White women

>being this jewish that you believe that falsified media will reverse history

Americans worship BBC in ever aspect of their lives. Sports, movies, tv shows, and music. USA is also the biggest cuck/interracial porn producer in the world.

Niggers love to show off. Doesn't matter how

peabrain.

They will put anything out there

>100% cancer.jpg

basically petrol huffing for the mind

Dream baths looks good

kek

I always wondered who actually reads this garbage. Except for maybe the cooking recipe books, which maybe have some tasty cooking shit. even those probably just exist to sell crock pots.

Are these racks just propaganda bill boards?

He shaves his entire body? How much of a fag can you be.

Prince Fielder is the shit though

Stay at home moms and old women in general

Its all jew owned man, what do you expect from the lizard classes

I'd put it in his booty

You don't have a clue of what you're talking about, do you?

>"professional sports"

Non-argument, tell him WHY he's wrong.

black powder has to be packed and contained on all sides to detonate

if it is loose, it just burns

I suppose you don't know shit about the topic either.

There were no fucking "rules of battle" that made people stand in place and get shot at on a field.

The conduct of war was determined by the possibilities and necessities of contemporary technology, not by any rules.

yes there was
on the british side anyway

a little lower m8 but 6/8

>be american
>be cucked

But you guys eat that shit up. Proof? You all worshipped Obongo when he was elected.

Lmao you faggots will see greek statues of men literally fucking each other and comment on how beautiful it is.

To be fair, Globe and National Enquirer can have some pretty amusing covers.

Weekly World was still the best. You will be missed Bat Boy

Looking back on that one, it may be written by a clairvoyant.

Shit, it's all coming true.

Americans elected a literal nigger though, Canada hasn't put a fucking Indian in their highest office

DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES!

>german rivers

It's a bull for hire that needs to be prepped by a little white dicked cuck before he enters the cuck's wife

There may have been some rules that enforced the status quo to preserve the contemporary conduct of war due to tradition, old experiences and habit, but the rules were never what dictated the conduct of war in the first place. What dictated it was efficacy.

When it became a custom to not harm the opposing officers (in most cases), for example, it did so not because of some sense of honor, but of the fact that an officer that ordered the execution of POW officers would risk getting executed himself, if he was ever captured by the enemy. Or he risked being punished by his own superiors, for giving the enemy a reason to up their game by starting to execute their POW officers as well. This would mean that if you overstepped these soft boundaries (""""rules""""), you would be putting yourself and others on your side under greater risk too. So in most cases people adhered to the """rules""".

Basically it was a desire to not escalate conflict beyond what's necessary. If you can solve a quarrel with a slapping contest, why bother with swords?

However any time when one side was sure to lose if they were to restrict themselves to conventional measures, they would either perish or be forced to up their game by involving non traditional measures ie by engaging in asymmetric warfare proving that the rules were nothing but old inertia ready to be discarded any time they proved to become an inconvenient nuisance.

Yep, rome is burning...

>SHE EVEN POSES FOR PICTURES!

>tradition,

and honor

held as ironclad immutable by entirely brittle and blind crusty old hard-as-nails military leaders that felt it sullying & detestable to even think of needing to change britains perfect eternal methods of universal supremacy

Who the fuck let that ape our of its cage?