>be American
>have no foreskin
Lol, Americans are literally Jew spawn.
Be American
Tyler Young
Ethan Morris
So? Jews are based.
Lucas Williams
Nigger penised freaks
Carson Young
wew
Mason King
>be british
>have armadillo cheese dick
>get aids
literraly niggers
Colton Rogers
Hmmm...
Ryan Long
We wash our dicks, jew boy.
Logan Lewis
>Be Texan
>be born at home, delivered by midwife
>birth certificate drawn up at the county courthouse
>grow up with immense personal freedom
>grow up incredibly healthy, never have diseases, only ever catch basic stuff like flu and chicken pox
>quickly develop immunity to them
>always eat broccoli, fish, rice, parents forbid fast food and soda
>never take vaccines
>not circumcised
>only went to the hospital to treat injuries
>am always healthy
>mfw everyone around me is fat and sick and constantly taking prescription drugs
>are also retarded
>mfw they didn't get all of us
Zachary Hernandez
have fun with your diseases you cuck
cut master race
Xavier Wright
Foreskin can be removed for medical purposes. Stop thinking about someone else's dicks.
Oliver Martin
The most interesting fact about these cut/uncut threads isn't the fact that Americans are cut, it's that daily showers are a foreign concept to them.
Jayden Baker
I wish we still had nice wired phones like that. They felt so comfy to talk into.
Christian Gutierrez
I'm the same as you,
but I took my vaccines.
And only reason you don't get sick,
is because everyone else is immune.
Jonathan King
i haven't washed my dick in months and not a trace of (((cock cheese)))
Brody Wood
>aus immigrant to usa
>uncut
feels good man
Josiah Russell
Foreskin protects you from diseases and infections, you dummy. That's its main role.
Charles Gonzalez
>Be American
>Still have foreskin
>And be a Christian
Sorry muhammad, maybe after brexit is initiated you won't be so cucked.
Charles Jones
Juan Thomas
>daily mail
Nathan Martin
>be British
>even your police can't resist the BBC
Kevin James
>(((Daily mail)))
nice try rabbi
Mason Reed
I'm American, and I have my foreskin intact. Good thing my parents didn't fall for the kike's tricks.
Brandon Powell
do you have showers in america? or haven't they got over there yet?
Aaron Martin
Just fucking shoot me.
Leo Thompson
>calls un-cut people cucks
>cut off most sensitive pleasure giving piece of skin
kek
Camden Wright
>be british
>spend all day, every day talking about other men's penises on Sup Forums
Mason King
>be British
> have bad teeth
> Brits are literally the Muslim spawn
Aaron Thompson
They are marked by the jew for life. Raised as cattle for gods chosen people to do with as they please.