I literally just discovered that an italian inveted jazz. hell, is there anything we can't do?

i literally just discovered that an italian inveted jazz. hell, is there anything we can't do?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_LaRocca

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Italo-Ethiopian_War
youtube.com/watch?v=1Lk_Is7Fltw
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>is there anything we can't do?
Defeat Ethiopia.

And us.

Its funny because my city makes better pizza than you, even though italy invented it

>is there anything we can't do?

drive trains

The easiest of tasks

SPAGHETTI BTFO

Make edible pizza.

check'd

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Italo-Ethiopian_War

that's unfair :(

if you like eating cardboar covered in ketchup... lol k

kek

Defeat anyone without crying for help more like.

Italy was a mistake.

Be a useful ally.

win wars?

Finish a world war

ever heard of WWI?

But we are allied everytime. It's kind of a romantic comedy style of relations.

HOLY SHIT

PIZZA PASTA PROSCIUTTO DI PARMA!!!

MAMA MIA MEATBALL GABA GOO CHICKEN EGGPLANT NIGGER

VINO VINO VINO

stay in war till end

we promise bierbruder, as soon as we get rid of the mafia and the corrupt traitors, we'll have a third go at it. it'll be the good one

Don't you call it the crippled vicotry or something like that?

>is there anything we can't do?
Close your borders

yes we do. because the eternal anglo jewed us out of fiume and some other territories

Our alliances only seem to work if we are facing kebabs together, hermanovino.

kek

or ships

hermano is spanish, kek. fratello is italian

than it's just what we need right now, isn't it?

HOLY SHIT

BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER BURGER

you seem to be having the same problem, friendo :^)

See you at the gates of ̶k̶̶o̶̶n̶̶s̶̶t̶̶a̶̶n̶̶t̶̶i̶̶n̶̶o̶̶p̶̶l̶̶e̶ Berlinistan then, fratello?
kek

count on it, bruder

...

that's what happens when our soldiers didn't even have ammo and had to blow up enemy tanks by sliding below them with mines at the risk of getting run over and blowing themselves up. not exactly the same as the anglo forces, was it?

you mean the war where Italy abandoned its allies and switched sides and still couldn't make any progress against AH?

You Italo's are so fucking gay.

youtube.com/watch?v=1Lk_Is7Fltw

Enjoy your fucking faggot Spritz. Faggot

God damn. I wish I didn't love your glorious wine so much

FUCK
youtube.com/watch?v=1Lk_Is7Fltw

you mean against the empire with thrice the population and the resources we had? how surprising

>abyssinia
Bwahahahahahahaha!

You mean against the two formerly allied empires with thrice the population auf resources?

i wonder why people (if braziliapes can be defined as such) are so ignorant?

We are not hueing about the tactical errors of a poor division against a whole army, but about strategic errors which lead to certain defeat.

basically germany in WWII?

still, nice work there sherlock. are you saying that monarchic italy had retarded military leaders and politicians that had those posts only because they were aristocrats? that's not exactly news.

that war was lost from the start, just look at those fucking numbers. not even rommel and napoleon could have won in those conditions

>is there anything we can't do?
Have a functioning economy?
Paying denbts?
Reproducing?

??????

8th biggest economy in the world (despite all the attempts from the incompetent politicians to destroy it)
never declared bankrupcy
well... that's the true problem

>basically germany in WWII?
Exaclty
>still, nice work there sherlock.
thanks
>that war was lost from the start, just look at those fucking numbers.
My words

Like Rommel once said about italian Army:
Great Soldiers, horrible Officers.