my ritualistic castration is due tomorrow, say something nice about me
My ritualistic castration is due tomorrow, say something nice about me
Benjamin Lopez
Other urls found in this thread:
en.wikipedia.org
geographic.org
twitter.com
Chase Bailey
What are you talking about?
Ryan Jenkins
Hmm, what?
Owen Baker
Sup Forums is an 18+ board. Isn't it like 13? Or are you some sect of islam that does it at different times?
Owen Wright
my sect does not allow me to answer these
Ethan Campbell
what?
Jonathan Miller
Are you becoming a monk or a guard at the Holy Mosque or something? Why would you get castrated
Massive apologies if you have testicular cancer though
Jaxon Lee
>tfw no demon perv gf to castrate me
Ryder Garcia
...
Asher Nguyen
>islam
heh, i wish
Hunter Gonzalez
Tell me more. What religion are you? Is it real circumcision or symbolic?
Daniel Clark
Anyway, post yourself in panties when it is done.
Alexander Perry
i've said too much already
please stop asking i could get killed you ignorant cowboy
Parker Long
anonymous board u dingus
John Richardson
Okay one guess: You're coptic, maybe they do late ritualistic circumcision in this family friendly environment, you're scared shitless of family looking at your penor, developing boners even with the anesthetic or crying out loud
That or cancer. Tell us
Julian Hill
my name is [not available]
what is important is what I'm going to do: kill you
you think you're safe heh...
heh...
not so safe now are you kiddo
Isaac Morales
reported to the FBI and interpol, enjoy your stay in jail Mr. available
Michael Harris
Are you getting your balls cut off? What the fuck.
Daniel Smith
i'll tell you this much: the hole of where my spuds formerly swung carelessly about is supposed to act as a portal between the physical and spiritual world
Kayden Sanchez
People are buying into this shit?
Samuel Sanders
This is the most difficult thing I've ever read here, but if its teste-cancer that's spread to your penis and you need a urethral replacement after it was removed as well then good luck and know you'll never any less as a man
Angel Nelson
wat
are you sure you're not an australian on a proxy
Andrew Wilson
But why in Lebanon?
The Levant is evidently a fertile soil for religious wackos.
Chase Nelson
You'd make a cute girl.
t. knower
Ian Ortiz
Are you that greek LARPer? If so i missed your threads very much
Hudson Ramirez
finally, thanks. But why? Why doesn't he have a say in it if true?
Nolan Cook
very little is known about my sect because it hid itself within the mountain wilderness of the Jrud during the arab conquest
Jayden Jones
So it is older than Skoptsy, or you're memeing.
Abrahamitic?
Nathaniel Foster
This is fucked
Jose Cox
Oh yeah i know that one.
Its the bullshit sect, its very secret indeed
Dominic Carter
what the fuck you literal retard
Run away, goddamnit
John Roberts
sorry i can't answer this and help you triangulate my sect and its origins, my elders are very paranoid and superstitious
syrians and israelis left lebanon because of the fucked up shit they do
Mason Hall
give us a keyword user
Gabriel Peterson
At least they just do it to themselfs.
I am a not so proud relative of a catholic abbot who was covering childraping priests. They should have cut their dicks off.
Nolan Morris
You are probably a Shia, innit?
Gabriel Wright
Ryan Mitchell
I am dumb.
>during the arab conquest
>shia
Jaxson Rodriguez
If you are so secretive(not many converts) and the men get castrated(no babies) then how does the sect survive?
Xavier Rivera
not abrahamic
David Peterson
Shia don't even believe in Allah
Hudson Foster
can i join m8? i only use my penis for pissing and masturbation and i need a reason to stay in nofap for longer than 2 days
Dylan Flores
Zoroastrian
Ba'al?
Jaxson Thompson
At least you won't be bringing your offspring into your idiotic beliefs
Nice job
Ryder Butler
only the superior dominant specimens are allowed to breed the women, the rest are emasculated and forced into eternal spiritual hermitage
Gabriel Cook
defect or something wtf
Hunter Smith
>only the superior dominant specimens are allowed to breed the women
What makes someone superior? I'm curious. So I suppose 1 man fucks a shitton of women, and incest is a thing?
Asher Hill
Might wanna convert quickly. In christianity and buddhism peoples genitals are generally left in peace.
James Russell
Sounds like a retarded Religion tbqh. Even for the regional standards.
Bentley Nelson
physical and mental requirements, the ability to raise and provide for the offspring. also aesthetic requirements such as colored eyes, superior height, etc.
being the ugly effeminate dwarf i am, i failed the test of virility which would allow me to pass on my (inferior) genes.
Liam Rivera
Wew another one for the folder.
Elijah Thompson
You know, you can just... run away from this meme sect and stop talking to your family.
Now you made me think. How many secret sects and religions are out there?
Oliver Miller
That selective breeding doesnt work obviously as you came out looking like a dwarf
John Sullivan
if someone was about to cut of my dick i would even considere islam or judaism
better mutilated than castrated
Owen White
didnt cucktolic priests castrate kids before puberty so that they can have "feminine" voice for their choir in church?
Jackson Wilson
>selective breeding
>pre -Islamic age
Nice try Charlhammad al-Darwini
Parker Taylor
loopholes exist, espesh when inbreeding is encouraged
Matthew Lewis
Assuming you're not trolling, you made this thread for a reason. Just tell what meme religion you're a part of.
Levi Edwards
This, we'll save you levanon.
Eli Scott
unfortunately you are right T*rkbro. the papist menace is the greatest evil alive.
Owen Torres
You want to become a trap, aren't you?