Ask a British Muslim anything.
I am a second generation Pakistani Muslim in Britain. I support Islamization and I am a devout believer in the Qu'ran.
I have heard that this site hates Islam. I am a studying doctor in theology, and probably smarter than all of you. I am 19, already married to a white British woman who converted for me. We have one child together, and she wants more.
AMA.
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>someone will actually believe this isn't bait
Confirmed bait. Hide this thread.
Have you visited Mecca what does the cube feel like?
you probably understand the rules of test cricket, that makes you British and in an elite club
Why don't you believe it??
>I have heard that this site hates Islam. I am a studying doctor in theology, and probably smarter than all of you. I am 19, already married to a white British woman who converted for me. We have one child together, and she wants more.
Nice bait
I have taken hajj. The Kabah is beautiful. It is so pristine and pure.
Because you are a filthy wog?
>I am a studying doctor in theology
Don't you mean an MA?
Fucking christ, getting it this wrong and me taking the bait
Hardly. Like I said, earn more and breed more than you fuckers.
Can you get out now?
How much do you earn?
Refute this
The trick behind the apparent inconsistency of the Quran and why the radical Muslims are always correct: Like no other holy book among the world religions, the Quran contains an abundance of contradictory expressions. What is forbidden in one place is expressly demanded in another, and vice versa. However, the contradictory quality of the Quran is only an apparent one. It falls apart abruptly when one recognizes the very carefully protected secret hidden within the architecture of the Quran. For the Quranic Suras (chapters) are not arranged chronologically, but rather according to their length – and the newer Suras (from Muhammad’s violent later phase when he was in Medina) override the older ones from his era in Mecca that were comparatively more peaceful. However, this secret is guarded by Islamic scholars very closely as if it were a holy grail – and is aired only on particular occasions.
(An Essay from Michael Mannheimer, Germany, March 23, 2010 )
Examples coming
Example
The Qur'an is unique among sacred scriptures in accepting a doctrine of abrogation in which later pronouncements of the Prophet declare null and void his earlier pronouncements.
>Chapter 9 of the Qur'an, in English called "Ultimatum," is the most important concerning the issues of abrogation and jihad against unbelievers. It is the only chapter that does not begin "in the name of God, most benevolent, ever-merciful."[54] Commentators agree that Muhammad received this revelation in 631, the year before his death, when he had returned to Mecca and was at his strongest.[55] Muhammad bin Ismail al-Bukhari (810-70), compiler of one of the most authoritative collections of the hadith, said that "Ultimatum" was the last chapter revealed to Muhammad[56] although others suggest it might have been penultimate. Regardless, coming at or near the very end of Muhammad's life, "Ultimatum" trumps earlier revelations.
>Because this chapter contains violent passages, it abrogates previous peaceful content. Muhsin Khan, the translator of Sahih al-Bukhari, says God revealed "Ultimatum" in order to discard restraint and to command Muslims to fight against all the pagans as well as against the People of the Book if they do not embrace Islam or until they pay religious taxes. So, at first aggressive fighting was forbidden; it later became permissible (2:190) and subsequently obligatory (9:5).[57] This "verse of the sword" abrogated, canceled, and replaced 124 verses that called for tolerance, compassion, and peace.[58]
Suyuti said that everything in the Qur'an about forgiveness and peace is abrogated by verse 9:5, which orders Muslims to fight the unbelievers and to establish God's kingdom on earth.
Tits or GTFO dune coon
Calm yourself Rabbi, he's joking
>19
>has a child
Life already ruined.
Being part owner of your dads kebab joint makes me jelly black boy.
You'll always be a beta wog though, even chavs have more right to be here than scumbags like you.
This is very interesting.
You got your details wrong. Nice bait though.
Shutility down the thread boys.
SAGE.
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Gas the kikes.
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TLDR
In other words muslimes are violent intolerant sand wogs
>like we didn't know
Kill yourself.
Peace be upon you, brother.
>AMA
What is this reddit-tier shit?
If you are not British by ethnicity or culture then how are you British?
Get the fuck out of Britain you scum!
I'm not even a limey and I want you to fuckoff back to goatfuckeristan.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Correction*
You're a Muslim living in Britain.
When are you hanging yourself? Could you make it tonight please?
He's a muslim living in Britain.
We know about this, no need to ask this paki anything lol.
The time will come and they know it too
You are not a Briton.
You are probably just some weird white cuck jerking his cock to muslim cuck porn kek
Should have made up that you were a bit older to bait more people..
You can't be 19 and studying a doctorate.
You have to get a bachelors from when you are 18 which will take 3 years, and then most likely a masters which will take another 1-2 years..should have said you were at least 23
You should go home to fucking pakistan, you dirty shit-skinned cunt.
Indonesia is the Muslim Caliphate of the Orient.
We will vanquish the chinks and prepare the world for its end.
>I am smarter than all of you
>I am 19
>We have one child
Ooga booga, go back to paki and die like a monkey for your shithole country.
kill yourself you paki cunt
Your shit religion is cancer. God hates pisslam. All Muslims go to hell. Pisslam doesn't exist in heaven. It's unclean and doomed.
>lie to people to get converts
>pretend that you stop women being whores and can save society
>fuck animals, men and inbreed with your cousins
Muslims are just different degenerates.
I am more British than you would ever be even if you tried.
why are so many Muslims like yourself are such retards?
This
Next he will claim to be a super genius who graduated with his bachelors at 13
what i dont get is.. if hes trying to appear superior
why would he say he is Muslim
the most degenerate religion
When are you going back to Pakistan? You know you don't belong here.
Remember to Sage Lads.
He thought it was triggering to us. That is why he said he has a white wife.
some classic bait
Please, tell me why you converted into Islam.
4 pointless posts. And that's the end of that faggot and his faggot thread.
sage
already know who you are eternal anglo shitposter found a working UK proxy on hola better internet.
0/10 go back to Turkey.
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>that flag
Also, nice roleplaying thread faggot.
>I support Islamization
But let's assume for a moment that you actually are a muslim.
I have nothing to ask you. I hate you with every fiber of my being. Islam is a disgusting and degenerate way to live. I hate your wife for marrying a subhuman, I hope she learns her lesson when you inevitably throw acid in her face or behead her for some stupid reason. I pity your child for being born to a muslim family, you're probably clamping at the bit for an excuse to honor kill them.
You are scum, if you love islam so much then why don't you move to a country where barbarianism is the status quo?
>and probably smarter than all of you.
The fact that you willingly follow a barbaric, pedophilic, goat fucker really goes to show how much "smarter" you are than us. Rather than ruining the UK with your dogshit belifs, I suggest you fuck off back to your shithole of a country and go back to sucking goat cock you shitlord.
>doctorate in theology implies intelligence
Sure thing Bonghamed
When are you going back to your own shithole country you fucking paki
Why don't you take this gay ama shit to reddit??????
You do see the coming civil war right?
How do you feel knowing you're likely on some sort of list, every side has them
You're literally in another mans country and home preaching that it should be destroyed. You really dont expect all whites to just live with it right? You do realise youre digging your own grave?
Calm yourself satan,
We hate both
Somali Muslim here, it's pretty cosy here in Leicester.
I wouldn't say I support the islamisation of the UK or Europe but I think some islamic values wouldn't go amiss in the UK. To borrow a word from you reactionaries, the UK is quite degenerate. Your societal norms in regards to religion, the family and sex are appalling.
and what britain needs is more pakis
do you realise how hated you are all across europe
That's not for you to concern yourself with, boy. You have been lucky enough to be let into that society. Dont fuck it up like the one your family ran from.
You like living in a society with loose sexual morals, high divorce rates, mass slaughter of the unborn through abortion and people living their life without the guiding principles of religion?
better than goat fucking
I like living in a white society. Your judgements coming from a place of islamic morality and motivation is in no way a superior moral platform. Simply put - YOU DON'T POSSESS THE MENTAL FACULTIES NEEDED TO PROPERLY MAKE A MORAL JUDGEMENT TO WHITE CIVIL STANDARDS.
Please do enjoy the coming entertainment
Ayy lmao Muhammad sucked pig dick
> I am 19
> already married to a white British woman who converted for me
>We have one child together
>I am 19
>already married
>one child
That's why.
Instead of trying to deal with the contradictory qualities of human nature in an earnest, kind, and deeply sophisticated manner, Islam instead opts for dealing with that via the contradictory satisfactions of extreme uptight anti-progressive principles, extreme subjugation of the most disrespectful infidels, and extreme vengeance upon what is they don't even really believe is all that sinful. Islam is cancer because of how delicious it can be, but it's really just a manifestation of how holistically evil "good doctrines" can be.
Fuck off with this bait you pasty faggot
Will your family and friends lynch you if you leave islam?
When will you accept that literal interpretations of the quran are retarded and that religious rituals are for braindead zombies?
When did you behead your first infidel?
A friend of mine, although I haven't seen him since he stormed out in the name of your prophet after I suggested he read the blind watchmaker if he was having trouble with evolution and wants me to take him seriously. I suggested this after he informed me Richard Dawkins was patronising, arrogant and outdated... While I find him quite charming, and certainly not patronising in how he explains how you came to be. Recently converted to Islam...
Are you also a paranoid schizophrenic who is scared Jinn attacking him in his sleep? Do you also live out of the collection plate at the local mosque, which is a mixture of euros and dollars?
Oh you're a studying a doctor in theology. I thought you were studying to become a doctor. You have any qualifications to back up your IQ?
Are you studying your doctorate in one of those Saudi 'universities' that pay $250 dollar a month, where you are shouted at denied lunch until prayer time is over? If you disagree with someone they wont call you brother until you see the light?
I heard my old friend, who can't hold down a job and is on his 5-10th course of new medication is now dating a Somali girl in her teens down the country, he no longer speaks to the people who have looked out for him for over a decade. He is married under sharia... But apparently he can't afford to support the lifestyle of a teenage refugee until he provides a £700 a month flat/house, pretty hard to do out of the collection plate. She cares for her 6 younger siblings full time while her mother does not work. Is your arrangement similar?
What can you tell me about the jews, the 30k per annum benefits available to all saudi citizens, essentially 30k guaranteed welfare and the incoming WW3. This is the WW3 he was talking about how he just wishes Allah had not closed my heart and I could see the beauty.
I'm eagerly awaiting your reply mr probably smarter than everyone else.
>white convert woman
hahahahaha no
Oh yes he can! And he will be paid in the jewish bankers dollars!