Julian Assange has been trapped in this one building for over 4 years. If he even touches the pavement outside he'll be arrested on the spot. He has not even taken a small trip to the park nearby for a walk, or even to the Sainsbury's and/or the Little Waitrose both located just a block and a half away to get something to munch on.
How does he stay sane? Do you think you could do it?
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Is this true or is op a faggot?
>How does he stay sane? Do you think you could do it?
He sucks all the dicks
So he's Julian Inn Sange?
why will he be arrested?
I'd love to meet him and ask him what he'd do in the event of a fire.
there are neets on /r9k/ who do it
Come to think of it, why haven't the CIA just paid some homeless man to walk in and pour gasoline everywhere? Even with fire suppression, the building would be evacuated.
The front lawn is still considered protected
The Swedes have accused him of rape and want to prosecute him. Not even joking.
are the ecuadorian taxpayers paying for his food?
top kek little brown ecuadorians are dieing of hunger while based assange is getting cooked 5 start meals everyday my micheline chefs on their expense
(whats up with all the storefronts I have to click these days?)
Give me a laptop, console and a shitter and I'll live happily in the attic until I'm 80.
I wonder what the fuck the cops would do if he walked outside dressed up as a woman with black hair and big tits... Can they identify everyone who goes inside or outside?
he's living a life a million times better than i ever will. sounds amazing.
Yeah and it's costing us millions to keep a police presence there 24/7
How is swedish prison different that where he is now?
100% true. He got accused of BS by two swedish chicks and they opened up that case as a pretense to extradite him to the USA where he would face espionage charges or something.
If I could smoke cigarettes and chill on the balcony I'd probably be alright. It would definitely suck though.
>been in one building for over 4 years
So hes basically a NEET?
That picture in the op shows there is no lawn.
Extradited to the US for prompt suiciding
You guys really keep police posted there 24/7? For Sweden sake? Cucks
How do you do it? You're a NEET, right?
He's basically a NEET who knows all the secrets of the world. Very comfy.
It's not about Sweden at all.
Keep a diary.
I can't wait until we paint the pavement with that filthy fuckers brains
You know in your hearts that it is only a matter of time
(Not shitposting)
He's a hero.
Interpol.
If he gets sent to Sweden he will either be extradited or "have an accident"
He have no choice but to stay there.
You're a fool
>He sucks dick
>He rapes women
choose one
duh, but they're using that as the cause to arrest him first off. If you don't know that then you haven't followed this at all.
>Sainsbury's
Found the middle class wannabe from Islington
I've always wondered if he takes visitors, probably not I guess in case someone tries to kill him, but I'm only a bus ride away and he probably knows all sorts of spoopy shit
>Random homeless man wandering into an embassy and pouring petrol everywhere
Yeah reckon the security would just let all this happen...
>he shops at Tesco's
No, you are a fool. Statist piece of shit. He is exposing people at the highest levels.
Why do you have a problem with Assange?
>Julian Assange has been trapped in this one building for over 4 years
Wow that's 20 years less than most polacks.
>Shopping at anywhere but aldi in 2016
Literally fuck off pleb
The jews want him dead.
Assange and Snowden are the real heroes of this decade.
he only needs 4 more years there and hes good to go
Sup Forums's hero Richard Stallman visited him back in 2013 to campaign for Snowden's freedom.
>Do you think you could do it?
Na I don't want to be an hero, I just want to shitpost.
That said Assange is our dark knight.
i bet he smokes atleast an blunt infront of the door at ne years evening
>How does he stay sane? Do you think you could do it?
He's been living the NEET dream for 4 years now, I bet he even has someone to cook him chicken tendies.
He must be jerking off 8 times day when he's not shitposting or leaving mean comments in youtube.
See the fence. The dip. Then the building. Theres a lawn there.
OP is never not a faggot.
AY AYOOO HÖL ÅPP
What does Assange gain in threatening/claiming he has information to put Hillary in jail? He has nothing to show for it, is he doing it for attention? Maybe he gets bored being locked in the embassy so he enjoys the media attention. Do you think they track his internet history so well that he can't even watch porn or fap? Dude must be insane
Die in a car crash faggot piece of shit eating turd.
>How does he stay sane? Do you think you could do it?
I mean, probably the same way prisoners do it. And he's in a posh estate, not a 10x8 jail cell with Bubba as a cellmate.
It's easy and comfy. I'm sure he's doing fine. He probably even has friends to talk with online that lucky bastard.
He's also assaulted embassy security and destroyed embassy property out of frustration.
At one point he went into the security room (responsible for internet and whatnot) and deliberately started a fight with a security guard, most likely so he could feel at least somewhat in control of his fate. He also has brought down a book case and he has pretty damn bad nightmares.
The US Government is working with the UK government to drive him off the edge and cause him to kill himself or run out.
Mate, even prisoners (INCLUDING ones who have killed hundreds of people and bombed buildings) are allowed out of their cells into the light once a day.
Assange is not a normal person. He's an Aussie citizen but for the majority of his life he bounced around from country to country never staying in one place for more than a month.
He's being kept in the embassy because it denies one of his most basic urges. If he was allowed out of the UK, he'd probably be running around in Ecuador by now at least being able to have a bite to eat and a drink down at a local cafe.
So, uh, where are those incriminating emails?
neets manage.
Cry me a river assange you bitch
loox comfy wumfy 2bh
THIS
We were promised leaks that would destroy shillary.
Crying wolf about these things does nothing but damage wikileaks credibility
He lives in a converted ladies restroom.
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You're an underaged keyboard warrior regurgitating buzzwords.
You desperately try to glean some vicarious thrill through shit like this to brighten up the mundane drudgery that is your existence
How does any of this benefit you? How does any of this benefit anyone?
Contrast to snowden, an actual patriot who helped his fellow citizens
This is a foreign agent embarrassing America on the world stage
Yes. He is the ultimate shut-in celebrity.
Stop trying to convince us telling the truth about governments isnt worth it Jew
How does he survive though? Does he order pizza every night? How does he get income?
Meanwhile Edward Snowden is much better off, taking refuge in literally the largest country in the world and being able to go outside and roam freely across Russia as he pleases. He probably has a fantastic dating life.
It's for google's self-driving car technology. We're cattle
Are you actually retarded?
Assange helped Snowden get asylum, Assange is not a foreign agent embarrassing us, he's keeping us in check.
Perhaps if we didn't do stupid shit, thered be no incriminating shit to leak smartass.
That's like saying Watergate wasnt bad, it was only bad that it got uncovered and as a result made us look like less than what we strive to be.
Kill yourself idiot.
Why doesn't he surrender to the Sweds, it's not like they put anyone in jail for rape?
Except for him being murdered yesterday, you mean.
Why dont the Ecuadorians chopper him out in a helicopter or take him via a diplomatic vehicle to an international terminal and fly him out?
OH SHIT
Nobody is keeping him in the embassy
Extradition to the US is what he really fears, because they'll put him on trial for the WikiLeaks shit and he'll get banged up for like 20 or 30 years
He doesn't care bout the rape charge as much
I know Sweden is corrupt as fuck, but how is he any safer in England than in Sweden?
I remember the story about the egyptians, but wouldn't he be in more danger in Bongland?
Edward Snowden is the world's biggest cuck
Assange at least has a pair of testicles on him
>trapped in this one building for over 4 years
Am I supposed to be impressed?
>At one point he went into the security room (responsible for internet and whatnot) and deliberately started a fight with a security guard, most likely so he could feel at least somewhat in control of his fate. He also has brought down a book case and he has pretty damn bad nightmares.
Source?
He never said anybody was, so how's that relevant?
He isnt technically in "England"
Also, england isnt a state.
Same living situation as most of the Trump supporting NEETs desu
Well inside of that embassy he won't be touched thats for sure.
If he were sent to Sweden he would be extradited by our government to the US.
Sweden is the middleman here and not the real threat to him.
Also as you said the judicial system in Sweden has extreme levels of corruption.
If the NWO is so powerful, how come they haven't sent a ZOG assassin to penetrate that dinky building?
Checkmate conspiratards
He was in England before he had to hide at the embassy. Why wouldn't the Britbongs just take him into custody and ship him to Burgerland themselvers? England is not a free country.
Take it easy with the weed dude.
>How does he stay sane? Do you think you could do it?
Well, how do you stay sane? You should know.
He dead
Why does Ecuador of all places want to protect him? Is it just a "fuck you" to the US?
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i sometimes forget the people i'm dealing with on this website.
Because he were in Sweden prior to England and it is Sweden whom is pressing the charges of the alleged "rape" which is complete utter bollocks.
If he as much as move an inch outside that embassy he will be arrested and can probably start counting the hours until he is in the US where he will have a simular fate as Bradley manning.
You know what he means, moron
>Why wouldn't the Britbongs just take him into custody and ship him to Burgerland themselvers? England is not a free country.
Our police were standing outside the embassy 24/7, I think they've now stopped that (because it's taken four bloody years).
But yes if he leaves our police will try and capture him immediately, and send him to Sweden
They just let him I guess. Maybe they wanted the exposure. Boost their tourism or something.
You keep saying england. Its the UK, cuck.
>Why wouldn't the Britbongs just take him into custody and ship him to Burgerland themselvers
What is extraterritoriality.
Also, I'm not Canadian. I live in a French territory that uses Canadian infrastructure.
he should get plastic surgery so he looks different
He must have a serious vitamin d deficiency.
>Also, I'm not Canadian. I live in a French territory that uses Canadian infrastructure.
So you're a Quebecois separatist who wants to make Quebec France again?
But why would they need that shitty excuse?
But at the time of the Swedish request, Assange had been in England for months. Your authorities could have nicked him anytime.
He wasn't in Scotchland as far as I know during that particular stay, North Ireland and Wales are not proper countries anyways, neither is Scotland.
Cool, do you guys get some colonial law like the Britbong overseas territories or are you stuck with the metropolitan bullshit?
No.
St. Pierre
>You keep saying england. Its the UK, cuck.
It's England, C-U-C-K
>But at the time of the Swedish request, Assange had been in England for months. Your authorities could have nicked him anytime.
I can't remember what happened, I just remember that we had police officers outside the embassy, ready and waiting to apprehend him if he ever stepped out. But I think we might have stopped that now because they kept saying how much money it was costing the police to do that.
But they've still said they will go and apprehend him if he ever leaves. Maybe they'll have to chase him across London.
he supports hillary. thats why he hates Assaunge
hows the fishing?
It's Ecuadorian m8
Fuck off.
I think you keep missing my point.
Before the accusations / prosecution started, assange had been in Bongland for months before he went to the Ecuadorian embassy. The English authorities had plenty of time to nick him and send him to their corpulent colonial overlords, but they didn't. I hardly think that is because England is a land of freedumbs and liberty.
The Swedish legal code is corrupt nonsense, but I hardly think that the powers that be in England couldn't come up with an excuse of their own to send him to Guantanamo.
>St. Pierre
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I've been doing it for 8 years