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On top of the world edition

first for stupid wars

Yes, coming right up
Right away cutie

thanks qt

There's nothing stupid about the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, that was a serous conflict that shaped human history

I'm HUNGRY!
But I'm too lazy to make some food.

ask chalmers. he surely will make ya some.
didnt you want to go shopping?

Yeah I'm gonna go in a while I think.
I'll grab something while I'm out.

DONT get up too fast!
dont overwork yourself o..or worse desu

Surely you have something quick and easy to eat, I always have some kind of cup of soup packets around for if I'm feeling lazy and hungry

Don't worry I worked myself up to it and safely got up.
Yeah I've got plenty to eat, I'm just being dramatic.

i always have a can of ravioli here for when i am really hungry
but i never had the courage to touch it.. because i probably forgt to buy new ones then and then i wont have them when i am REALLY hungry

Good morning lads.

Good morning mate, have a nice sleep?

morning,
did you sleep well?

aaaaaaAAAAAWHATS GOING ON CUNTS

stoned out of my mind also copped some hash for the weekend ay

feels good having nothing to do tomorrow
ay
hang out with the blokes, smoke a few smokes, drink some vodka ay

fucken gr8

seems like you having a blast there huh?

Just woke up
wew that was a long nap

Just got back home from the shop

Hey matey sounds great
Good morning lazybones.

morning cutie
did ya sleep well?

Was it a good nap?
what did ya get?

g-good morning

It was alright, took some effort but now I actually feel refreshed.
I think I'll go to the bakery now

>I actually feel refreshed.
That's good, no matter how long I sleep I feel dead until I've had some coffee
>I'll go to the bakery now
yum, what you gonna get?

dont put your dicc into breadstuff there okay.
and dont die on the way

Probably just a pie and an energy drink from the dairy.
I've actually never bought anything from the shops up the road.

Just some groceries but also got myself a decent feed at one of local cafes.
Piece of fried chicken, some chips and a frozen slushie because It was so fucking hot.
Whatcha getting at the bakery?

>Piece of fried chicken, some chips and a frozen slushie because It was so fucking hot.
That sounds really nice

>seems like you having a blast there huh?
ayecunt just rolled up another joint ay

finna fire it tf up ay

>Hey matey sounds great
was fucken amazing

I rolled up this sweet joint finna post a picture

>dont put your dicc into breadstuff there okay.
but putting your dick in warm dough feels so good
sounds like a good start to the day
yum

dont burn yourself
>but putting your dick in warm dough feels so good
please tell me you dont know that from practical expirence

um.... I went through a phase of making """fleshlights""" the dough one was a alright but made far too much of a mess

>um.... I went through a phase of making """fleshlights"""
what other stuff did you try out? did your thing got damages during "expermients"?

I'd rather not talk about it, but my thing is fully operational and undamaged

you are really are a true pervert.

...

>my thing is fully operational and undamaged

smoked about half of it

so fucking high

the hash was all light brown, just stinking of pollen. Good shit my negroes

wew boi. have a good one

Bravo, after all the experiments you remain unscathed.
Is that drugs?
Whoa!

Nah but srs nice hooter.

aye m8 i did

>Nah but srs nice hooter.
thanks, it turned out really well

n-no... i'm completely normal
now that's a fucking fat cunt
there were some close calls

>n-no... i'm completely normal
NO you are a pervert and we love you for it.
>there were some close calls
what? did you try to put your dick into a cars exhaust pipe or something?

>did you try to put your dick into a cars exhaust pipe or something?
Lets be honest here guys, who hasn't tried that?

m..me?
>tfw too lazy to make a licence and no moni to buy a car

>tfw have to read through all of this again

SOMEONE HELP ME AAAAAAAH

what are politically exposed persons?

Anyone related to politics and their family members.

sounds boring.
you better read it carefully. dont want you to freeze innocent old ladies bank accounts

>NO you are a pervert and we love you for it.
t-thanks...
>dont want you to freeze innocent old ladies bank accounts
he's probably a pervert that gets off on freezing innocents peoples bank accounts

I-I'm trying my best desu.

>he's probably a pervert that gets off on freezing innocents peoples bank accounts
woa... i didnt think about karenposter to be such a perverted sadist... maybe we sould visit him sometimes
also do you maybe know why karen always has such a short skirt?

I also grabbed an apple turnover.
Should be a good feed

healthy
good boy

>healthy
yep, totally

Nice stuff mate.
Enjoy.

I've already shown you a picture of where I work desu. Pl-please don't come in and touch me desu.

>oh yes hello misses securit guy at the entrance
>yes, i came from switzerland to say hello to the karen enthusiast
>woot you dont know who that is and i should bugger off?
>*breaks into bank*
>*touches you*
heh, nothing personelll kid

Decent pie, I rate it a solid 7/10.
Perfect example of what a cheap local bakery should produce, thoroughly impressed.

...

Mince and cheese?

of course

>and cheese
Yuck

fuck off with your proxy Zhang
we all know it's you

More of a steak and cheese fan, but it has to be done well.
Too many disgusting steak and cheese pies out there.

Good taste, I also have a sift spot for potato topped pies

*soft

>soft spot for potato topped pies
Who doesn't, they're a treat every now and then.

I bet her feet are so soft...
I mean yea I also like potato top pies

Sorry hon I'm all aussie

I bet you'd like to lick a nice pair of feet

You know I would!

me rite nw

I think I could get into this feet business, although I like the ones in tights with those sorta see through toes bit.
They're really nice to look at.

>tfw some of your friends know you have a thing for feet and take to either extreme
They either hide feet in any way possible or decide that it's a great idea to try play footises with you
Im not lewd, I didn't ask for any of this ;_;

>or decide that it's a great idea to try play footises with you
hey it's me, ur friend

Yes I certain did, you're not very good at hiding it
Is it hot out west?
And yes those feet are very nice
>try play footises with you
There's nothing wrong with a bit of healthy teasing

Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have friends

I had friends once, it was awful

Pls stop
>There's nothing wrong with a bit of healthy teasing
But I'm not a pervert

I honestly don't see how people could do lewd stuff and still only be friends.
Seems like an inherent contradiction

It feels hotter than usual.
I'm sweating a bit.
Wow okay so we're not your friends?
But seriously you should try your hardest to make at least one friend, so you have someone to talk to in dumb old RL.

>Wow okay so we're not your friends?
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
You're the closest thing I have to a best friend...

Maybe I'll overcome my autism this year.
For some reason I feel alot more confident... actually it's probably more I just care alot less.

Haha I know, I was being a knob.
>You're the closest thing I have to a best friend...
Same...

Well you both get pleasure out of it, it's mutually beneficial
You don't need friends you have us
Well you had that anime club, surely you had friends in that

wait so let me get this straight, your head of government got knocked up and is taking a maternity break soon from running the country? wew lads

>Well you had that anime club, surely you had friends in that
No not really, they were pretty much all complete boring losers which is one of the main reasons I stopped going half way through the year.
Hell I might even not be part of it this year, it never was worth the effort.

Honestly that's exactly what I expected from an anime club, maybe join some other kind of club this year, or just give up on making irl friend like the rest of us

Yeah, Jacinda is up the duff. I really don't see how that matters, we have a deputy PM for a reason.

>maybe join some other kind of club this year

I hate to say this but yeah, try make friends in more normie clubs. Some of the people ( not all!) who frequent anime clubs have really poor social boundaries.

Nevermind, ignore that.
Forgot how early our election is.
Doesn't change the outcome though.

To be fair you have a rediculously high chance of miscarriage earlier in pregnancy.
The whole Winnie thing is a bit of a problem, but we will get to that hump when it comes

I don't know why you'd bother to try make friends but good luck

>The whole Winnie thing is a bit of a problem
Honestly I'm not worried, I mean he was pretty much almost PM a decade ago and he's been minister of Foreign affairs and is deputy PM for a reason.
Regardless of how you view his politics, he's overall a very competent politician and far more experienced on the world stage than Jacinda ever will be.

I can only imagine how fucking mad Bill is right now. He must be fucking fuming, honestly it's worth it just for that.

I think I'll join the shooting club and try make a friend there or something, it's the only interest of mine that doesn't involve anti-social degenerates or hippies.

You ever been shooting before?

That actually sounds like fun, maybe I should try find something like that

I've never been hunting but I've done target shooting several times before and also been to a range day where they let people try out all their guns.
My cover pic on fb is me firing a .338 sniper which was so fucking cool
Plus if I really like it, a .22LR rifle is only $100 to buy if I want my own one so it's pretty easy to enter the sport.

I already have RL friends. Even a couple of normie ones too :3
Yeah, as much shit as I will give based Winnie, he's a solid and experienced politician.

>I can only imagine how fucking mad Bill is right now. He must be fucking fuming, honestly it's worth it just for that

That's the thing I don't get. I thought he took paternity leave awhile ago when his wife was popping out sprogs, admittedly before he was PM. John "ponytail fetish" Key quit being PM for family reasons too.
Why worry about a female pm having a sprog?

>Why worry about a female pm having a sprog?
It's just the idea of being beat out by a young female politician who then immediately gets pregnant in office.
A real kick in the guts to an old conservative male like ol billie boy

Maybe I might get back into Water Polo, the only sport I can properly play.
Pity it only runs in semester two