I'm an Indian who recently came here as an engineering student

I'm an Indian who recently came here as an engineering student.

I go to a top university in Illinois.

I've heard my school has tons of beautiful white girls.

How do I get myself a good white woman Sup Forums, either for sex or for relationship?

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>i'm an indian
>How do I get myself a good white woman
You don't.

There arent any good women sir no matter the colour. Most comfy thing you can do is avoid relationships at all cost

Download Tinder on your phone and try that.

POO
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you have to use sage lots of lovely sage

Poo in a loo. Cover up your stinky herbal indian scent

Workout, shave and this:

6'1, 160lb.

Materials Engineer @UIUC

that's about it

if u meant SATs I got a 2250 and a 3.9.

You can't.

You don't

start by POOing IN LOO

Learn how to poo in loo.

Indians do worse than black dudes, I'm not kidding. Find an Indian girl and convince her dad to make her marry you, nobody else will.

Fuck Off were PURE

You're basically doxxing yourself. Pleas stahp.

Start by pooing in a loo

Earn tons of money and be flashy about it. Shower three times a day. Poo in loo.

Ok will do this

I forgot to mention, I spent a good portion of my education in French speaking parts of the Caribbean.

Why? Are there prevailing stereotypes?

Stop eating so much curry.

You probably smell like paprika and cardamom seeds.

You don't because you're a shitskin and no actual white woman will want you

Try some American sluts though

thats a crime against nature. Find an indian girl

Use a toilet instead of the street and bathe frequently. Work out obviously

>Top university in Illinois
So U of I? No white girls there, only asians

I've been told we do better than asians, and there's definitely gotta be some asians doing well.

I understand most white girls who go for blacks are pretty low tier, i've seen some better looking ones with Indians.

I don't really care about the lower tier ones desu senpai.

Find a Catholic girl. If serious go to Church with her family, Easter and Christmas are long as shit avoid those masses.

The only reason a Vietnamese friend of mine got a white girl because his brother became Catholic and wanted him to learn about Jesus.

>160lb.

First, you have to give the name of that semen demon

I don't know, Poojeet. I've been trying to figure that out myself.

The only Indians I've seen with white women were rich and/or well educated (doctor, phd) or they were extremely physically fit and didn't fit your typical Indian meme. Your odds are slim.

you're going back poo in the loo

or into a grave

This, indians are literally the most unattractive race. Sorry loo.

I plan to go to grad schools either ways senpai but the rich indians always go with uglier girls because academics are usually beta.

I haven't seen any Zyzz tier Indians to be honest

>indian
>engineering
please stop leaving to go to the bathroom during exams and pulling cheat sheets out of the trash cans/toilet paper bins to blatantly cheat on the exams

fucking poos cheat relentlessly

Order a Russian/Ukranian mail order bride.
American "white" women are cancer and have nigger semen incubating in them.

Top tier indian here, why do you want to race mix senpai. Youve most likely been brainwashed by porn and mainstream media. Find a nice indian girl and be happy.

This, desi girls are cute and aren't degenerate fucking sluts and you wouldn't be gutted by some crazy sikh for being white and dating a hindu.

Not gonna happen.

Some Asian chick might go for you though.

>smallest penises in the world
>houses and apartments that are fully permeated with curry stink

sorry sparsh, you don't.

Gain about 30lbs of muscle pajeet

Unless you plan to be a hipster

>hipster
>fucking women
topcuck

im glad i aint indian, else no white girl would even look at me. OP try to un-indian yourself. dont wear 70s cloths, dont have accent, dont mention your parents etc

>else no white girl would even look at me.
kek being a shitskin doesn't help either

Eh..why illinois bud? Are you attending DePaul because thats the only top school I can think of.
Hey chicago sucks man you'll see. And honestly youll see like bad bitches dating these fucking wormy little tools, its bizarre. Stay away from packs of urban negro because we have some wild ones, dont be afraid to do a little cocaine. It wont kill you and its everywhere. You can pull tail here

>I go to a top university in Illinois.
Uchicago?
>I've heard my school has tons of beautiful white girls
Ok, so not Uchicago; Northeastern (western? can't remember)?
>how do I get myself a good white woman Sup Forums
Don't look too indian.

Just pay for hookers.there's some really nice ones, better than anything a pajeet can pull anyways

As a Mexican man, are white girls attracted to me?

>kek being a shitskin doesn't help either

I guess you haven't been to Europe.

He said engineering. That means university of Illinois. It's one of the best engineering schools in the world, and definitely the best in Illinois.

POO
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>ITT: Incels pretending they know what girls are into

Your online dating infographs and circlejerk PUA forums don't translate into real life.

This post triggered me.

You don't.

You don't. Go back to poo-in-loo land.

>kek being a shitskin doesn't help either

true, but its not too much of a hindrance since my people have set the bar so low, all i have to do is appear a non-rapist.

if they like shit sure!

> Be non-white
> Expect to get a good white girl with good white genes

hahahaha

I guess you haven't been to Europe.
You're perpetuating a lie pushed by jewish media, serb.

>6'1
>Indian
Top zozzle

Indians are probably the most undesirable guys. I don't say that to be mean.

saged.

Kill yourself.

Go home benchode

You are a stupid looking indian fag. No white girl with any respect would date you.

are you a girl

t-thats why imma sking you user ;_;

this isn'ttrue, for higher level white girls who have us shielded off

>How do I get myself a good white woman Sup Forums, either for sex or for relationship?

Sorry Pajeet, I doubt any women will actually talk to you. Try shaving your uni-brow, might help.

No white woman wants a dirt curry shitskin, you idiot. I legitimately don't say that to be cruel it's just utterly out of the question for pretty much every single woman.

Just marry your cousin and be miserable.

>160lbs
>6' 1"

Thanks mr skeletal

Urbana-Champaign is not a top university by any stretch of the imagination.

Sorry Pajeet

lmao at all of these betas in this thread getting triggered
they know they'll never have a girl even though they're white so they're trying to crush some nignog's hopes and dreams
kek

if a black can be president anything is possible right? you just have to win a noble prize, then maybe a white girl might consider.

>How do I get myself a good white woman Sup Forums
You don't, and if you try to you live in fear of a white man who's tired of all this shit finding you and beating you to death.

Oh fuck me. good luck pajeet

>I'm an Indian
kys

>t. Pajeet Trudeau

hit the gym, be tall, have a nice face, have some "social" status (whatever that means..)

Kek Indians have 0 chance with white women, hot or not.

why won't they if they agree to get BLACKED?

But I'm trying my best not to look stupid

i am

Go for Asians instead.

If you were an African, I'd say you have a chance. But Indian, probably not.

First you have to not smell like curry and shit.

thanks for the (You)
every (You) gives me the energy to make 5 more shitposts.
Leafs will rule the world.

eh, ive seen some cute white girls with indian dudes. i think as long as user isnt fat or autistic hes got a good shot. indians can have some pretty good looking people

>why won't they if they agree to get BLACKED?

That's just a meme.
Try visiting one of the many trailer parks in your neighborhood and find some white trailer trash drug abusing whore. She *might* fuck you for some dope. Man, must fucking suck to be a curry-nigger. I almost feel bad for you.

Sup Pajeet, fellow Indian here. White girls are easy, have fun fucking around with the lower quality ones and then move into higher quality.

If you're 6ft+ punjabi with little accent, you're on equal footing with tall white guys.

People will tell you this isn't true. Ask these people when was the last time they slept with an 8+ white girl - probably never.

Guys who don't fuck hot girls love to make up excuses and put other people down, it makes them feel better for not getting laid. In their mind, if there is a reason that they can say others can't land a hot girl (like race) it makes it easier to cope with the fact that they can't land hot girls.

20% of guys are fucking 80% of girls, maybe even more skewed in the modern age. The other 80% of guys are fucking leftovers and 6s, but will act like a characteristic that they have (white, tall, eyes etc) is a determination factor so that they can feel better about how dry their dick has been all month

Forget casual sex or relationships, Pajeet. Your only hope is to pay a prostitute, but some of them refuse to fuck Indians.

i have a friend who is really brown (not indian) and can barely speak english, yet hes getting all white girls just because hes so alpha and white guys are so beta.

Some answers in this thread are ok but they're not teaching to use your natural advantages in your favor.

For an Indian it's stupid to try to look swollen.

No. For white girls you should go to yoga and meditation classes, vegan and Hare Krishna groups etc. and pretend that you're an enlightened. A lot of dumb white girls (implying all women aren't dumb) are into these kinds of shit and you can use your natural advantage (being Indian) in your favor.

>6'1 160

Doot Doot

>How do I get myself a good white woman
>as a currynigger
sigh

It doesn't matter if they can they shouldn't. I've seen someone murder another person on the internet, doesn't mean i'm going to kill someone.
Poo in loo should keep his disgusting genes to himself and stop destroying the white race.

Hello pajeet.

>How do I get myself a good white woman Sup Forums
By not being Indian.

>Urbana-Champaign
I mean it literally in the top 20 in the world in every engineering ranking.

so..

what gym routine do you suggest

now that's just cruel, why do they go for blacks or east asians, or even other indians then? I'm pretty light skinned too, but I've seen the darkest fuckers pull.

but you're egyptian, my parents are both Kashmiri; what have your chances been?

White guys take all the asian girls and asian guys complain about this. We're not like blacks, contributing nothing. We give Indian girls to you.

Your country is 1% muslim thanks to merkel (excluding previous turk waves), my country is 20% musllim and look t it, you're not far off. Only 20 more years of this.

I'm moderate heigh tI guess compared to white guys, taller than most indians, I speak 4 languages fluently because I was educated in a French speaking secondary school

Stay the fuck out of my ARC. I'm tired of you Asian and Indian skeletons shitting up the place.

I had a roommate that was a socially awkward dot head in a mostly white school.
After we dragged him by the feet to a party, he came across a white chick that wanted to fuck him because he was unique.
Aside from that, you have no chance.

>Materials
>the shittiest engineering
I'm convinced this is all an elaborate ruse to trigger betas.

SS+GOMAD

>from egypt
>"i have a friend who is really brown"
that's called redundancy, m8

>now that's just cruel, why do they go for blacks or east asians, or even other indians then? I'm pretty light skinned too, but I've seen the darkest fuckers pull.

Life is cruel. Get used to it, bud. Google "white woman with indian man" and there is only like a dozen pictures that are related to the search. No girl I've ever met or slept with ever fucked a nigger, a chink, or a stinking Indian. Has any white girl even talked to you yet? And I don't mean a forced interaction like in class or at a store.

You might be able to get a wierd girl that likes cats but nothing attractive.