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>A team "highly trained" Olympians get stomped by a rag-tag group of convicts lead by a ponce fucker in the BR games with 240 ping.

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GOD BLESS STRAYA.

The sad thing is that you I've made the exact same thread 10 times today.

>there are spiders coming out of the toilet, just like in Australia
>there are brown people sniffing petrol and passing out on the roads, just like Australia

who cares it's the fucking olympics

I'm surprised that people even survived.

Fuck off Australia you stupid cunts

>not in the top 5
Do we get free burgers if we are in the top 10?

>Bogans still winning

They can't keep getting away with it!

Would you look at that, we are doing pretty well.

The rapid emasculation of americans complete, their olympics hopes and dreams up in flames. Why didn't you listen to him?

>real life shit posting

>Shitposters
>Shitaly
>Gommunists

Why cant it be winter olympics?

So they're doing the shitposting games first? This won't last long.

nice doping m8

What's so weird? Of course you'll steal the gold.

Phelps hasnt started swimming yet tho

Looks like refugees really aren't any good at swimming

Who is this girl?

We always do.

Isn't he a little old now?

...

We are eventually going to win the most medals. Happens every time. At the least we will get second.

>240 ping

Watched and the only problem was the Italian team jumping in and dragging them out.

Kek no one can beat Turkey. Our government encourages the participants to use doping. Majority of Turkish participants newly granted citizenship for Olympiads. KEKE. Chinese table tennis players, Kenyan athlets, American basketball players, Azeri wrestlers are competing for Turkey. All of them have state-sponsored chemicals in their blood.

31, but hes in for like 4 or 5 events. He's claimed this his last Olympics, but ill believe that when I dont see him in Tokyo.

how can earth even compete

I said it earlier and I'll say it again, after the swimming events Australia dies down.

No, you just change the way you count medals until you are #1.
Good luck.

Damn, Australians must feel at home.
Completely unfair.

Most leave on a high note not a brown note, so probably not his last Olympics.

>no one can beat Turkey
>hasnt won a single medal
>turkroach education

Gold:
>cangaroo fighting
>emu riding
>native sniffing petrol
Bronze:
>love for black dicks
>shitposting

>in for like 4 or 5 events.

The fact this is possible is a joke.

It's little caprice, user

Let me know when the olympics are held in a first world country.

Aye, as long as the commonwealth is winning

Being good in different strokes and distances is a joke
U wot m8

>love for black dicks.
>Bronze.
>Germany has no medals.

How's it feel to be cucked in your countries only past time by Anglo convicts?

another year with 0 medals

Proud of you lads, keep it up!

Relax son its just starting

Phelps isn't the only one to win multiple swimming medals, it's quite common.

Grats on your cykling gold!
sorry about Annemiek Van Vleuten
youtube.com/watch?v=U8EDD6KLu7I

>tfw 1 bronze medal

We will win all the medals we are competing. Then IOC will find that our athlets had chemicals in their blood. Anyway Erdoğan will say westeners are lyingg because they are jealous.

This was what happened in 2012 and 2008.

At least she's alive and conscious.

He has won the most medals of anybody of all time

Am just waiting for the martial arts matches

Yes, yes Australia. Well done. You've got a nice early lead with (one) more gold then other countries.
HOWEVER

Pretty sure you should wait until a few more medals are awarded

>Our government encourages the participants to use doping.

After letting the Russians get away with it, I'm sure all major countries will do that from now on.

Pretty sure this was his only chance to screencap Australia on top.

Glad to hear that

????

Italy and China has more metals than you

can someone make that into a meme that says

"Look at me. I am the turk now"

>He has won the most medals of anybody of all time

Because he picked the right sport for that.

If rowers had 4 different distances and enough time in the schedule to compete in more than 2 boat types that honor would have gone to Stephen Redgrave.

True, but the fact remains

I don't give enough of a damn to watch the games, but I hope this is true. It was boring as fuck to constantly have the podiums dominated by USA/Russia/China with their ultra-special training regimens, space-age diets, and custom-designed clothing with some min-max science behind it. I'm far more interested in seeing spectacular specimens winning by sheer gumption, perseverance, and willpower. I know these people exist all over the world, but the spotlight always seems to be on countries with budgets in the millions who twink their athletes.

dudes lucky he still has a connected spine, wew

Really makes you think... 100

Ah, strawman argument.

feels bretty gud man, a pity we lost badly in archery.

Its not a strawman, he has the medals and that is the end of it.

Gryffindor wins the house cup?

Muh dick

Germans have a bad relationship with water in general.

Only the Anglo-Saxons were exceptions to this.

The "dude" is a she. But yes, she is very lucky

wow people still care about the olympics? amazing

Brittania looks like a mulatto half-nigger in this picture, tbqh

>A team "highly trained" Olympians get stomped by a rag-tag group of convicts lead by a ponce fucker in the BR games with 240 ping.

GO GO GO GO GO GO

GALO SANGAN

Almost everyone I talk to knows it's just a scam.

A few older people long for the old US vs USSR days, though.

>Its not a strawman

>A straw man is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent's argument, while actually refuting an argument that was not advanced by that opponent.[1]

I never claimed Phelps didn't win the most medals.
I only said something about there being too many swimming events.

i dont think you know what a strawman argument is user. a statement affirming a fact is not a strawman argument

yes swimming is unique in that it allows the competitor to have the possibility to win more medals than other sports. thats a fact bro get over it

The olympics were better before the end of the Soviet Union because it was gommies versus capitalists.

you are literally making a strawman argument here retard. that guy never argued that you didnt claim phelps won the most medals. he just stated facts and now you are being an autistic 19 year old practicing logic vocabulary you just learned in your philosophy 101 class your first year at college

>a statement affirming a fact is not a strawman argument

see
Classic straw man.

except he wasnt refuting shit you retard. you are the only one arguing anything here, and you are arguing against yourself like an idiot

>except he wasnt refuting shit you retard.

EXACTLY!

Instead of refuting my point, he picked a completely different point (something I never claimed in the first place) and refuted that.

That's a straw man argument.

(You)

Aussies have to be good at swimming. They don't even train for the Olympics

>Be aussie

>try and shoo drunken abo off muh farm

>pissed off emu comes out of and attacks me with all his mates

>run back home and hunker down as the emus seige

>call the police

>"You're right fucked m8"

>three weeks later

>strategic vegemite reserves are running low

>make a break for it

>emus are dead on my heels. run and jump into the water to get away from them

>Abo comes up and starts poking emus with a stick

>Emus won't attack a fellow animal

>start swimming to the far shore

>a big fuckin saltwater croc comes out of nowhere

>swim for my life

>dodge the poison fish and death coral

>far shore. a big fucking great white comes out of nowhere

>swim back the other way

>stab croc with muh knife

>pick the irikandi off of my dick

>go home

>find my sheela with a big fat emu cock in her mouth

>how could she do this to me

>fight the emu

>lose

>repeat over and over until I'm an Olympic swimmer


>win gold. Shitpost about how we're the best country

>secretly hope I get killed by a mugger in Rio so I don't have to go back

>br with 240 ping
that ping is a little low

Fuck Australia bump

Holy Fuck this delusion

Okay bud Light

Congrats on winning the Women's synchronized 3m springboard that is quite the accomplishment there chap

why weren't you yanks even in the final though?

They give medals for shitposting now?

>A team "highly trained" Olympians get stomped by a rag-tag group of convicts lead by a ponce fucker in the BR games with 240 ping

I came here to laugh at the UK mate, not cry

>Kosovo is actually doing decently
>A non country

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

>Being this mad
fucking germans

You did pretty alright in volleyball, Tunisbro.

Where is the Refugee team?

well, I lel'd

>britain is being beaten by a country that doesn't even exist
Why live.

Hasn't gotten a medal yet.
Well, to be fair, they didn't send many olympians. So, what normally happens is the non-countries get a medal in the one category that they specialize in but then pretty much disappear. North Korea usually wins one in weightlifting and nothing else for example.

has it gotten anything?

My refugee waifu, pic related, won her first heat but unfortunately her time wasn't fast enough to continue on. (She ranked 41 but it had to get down to 16).

She has another race Wednesday

North Korea? No, not yet. Here:
rio2016.com/en/medal-count-country

They just got the silver in weightlifting.