Whomp Update
A startling nightmare rouses you from peaceful slumber. A brief moment of haze clears to reveal the delicious tomato-based dish upon your nightstand. Your hand reaches feebly for the sustaining noodles. Something seems off, however. Groggily, you fumble for a nearby vessel. A generous sprinkling of parmesan enhances the bold flavor of the drowsy dish. A tasty return to sleep is had.
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I guess that's what you eat when it's pasta your bedtime.
CARLOS
I found this one funnier than I probably should have
That's the filename joke, you dongus
LOL THEY SAY SPAM A LOT BECAUSE SPAM IS POPULAR ON BRITAIN
THEY SAY SPAM
ON BRITAIN
LMMFAO
lel
Fix your fucking RSS feed, Ronnie.
I got the comic in my reader, what's the issue?
Unless you didn't check the website's news some months back
What do you eat after you travel back to the past?
past-a
It is? Sorry, my phone doesn't see filenames.
>The McDonald's shill advocates both night-eating AND over-relying on your parents
Wow
Being able to see the ideas of someone well on the path to suicide is interesting. How will he do it? Will it be planned or impulsive?
I hope he gets better
Unfortunately it would be best if he died.
So, Sup Forums doesn't like Ronnie anymore? Tired of the same old fat jokes?
stop projecting
You can't tell me what to do
don't kill yourself
You have no say in any action I take and cannot influence my decisions.
sorry
Damn, now I feel bad. I'm sorry too user, can we kiss and make up?
There's just only so many variations on the same jokes you can play.
> Ronnie is a weeaboo
> Ronnie likes McNuggets
> Ronnie's crippling social anxiety and lack of socialization means he does things we can relate to.
> Ronnie is super fat
> Ronnie is pathetic.
Basically, it works in the short term of a few years, but a character like that relies on how the audience relates to them... and we've all been busy growing up.
He reminds me of the fat bearded guy from the yogcast. He literally screams like girl.
are you cute? how often do you swim?
>talking shit about Simon
he may have sold the fuck out but without him the yogscast would be irrelevant and would have never branched out into unfunny forced channels made popular just because they're associated with them.
Interesting thing to bring up. I used to solely lift with mountain biking on the side for cardio but I hurt my knee doing the biking so took up swimming in the interim as it is gentler on the muscles but still a ferocious workout and I have never looked back. 4 times a week for the last year. I honestly can't believe how overlooked swimming is. What about you bb?
I'd actually like to buy a mini-fridge and microwave so I can eat and drink stuff at a decent temperature when I wake up at night but I don't have enough room right now.
Pasta with sauce sounds like a good choice too, it's soft and moist enough that you're not likely to choke even if you're too tired to chew. Won't bite your tongue or the side of your mouth, doesn't require a lot of cutting and food shuffling to get the dish in your mouth. My only concern is what the sauce on an empty stomach that early could do, don't need heartburn in the morning.
All in all this is actually starting to sound like something I might try if I get the chance. So many things I'd never consider without Ronnie suggesting it.
That describes most of them
Sips>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Simon
you just proved me right?
i'm the one confused here.
good god, keeping food outside at night? What a nice way to attract flies and whatnot
4/10 wnb
Simon is irrelevant in the majesty of sips
i'm so confused because you're helping my argument? are we arguing?
>implying you could stop me
I kid, but for real. Just joking.
i was actually having a conversation with White Goodman?!
i'm so sorry.
genuinely, i'm so sorry.
i love you.
I hate to tell you but I am not him, just a disciple. You obviously don't hate yourself enough yet so let me give you some advice. Start smoking to increase your cardiovascular strain while working out.You do work out, don't you?
>the comic advocates Ronnie's behavior
>despite being based upon making jokes at Ronnie's expense because of his behavior
Is this bait? I'm going to assume this is bait, if only because I can't handle the fact that someone so stupid actually exists.
i've stopped in the recent months because of the 110+ F degree weather but i will start again because of you, White. you're my hero!
We should mate.
110F, 43C! wew, I melt in 20C. 10C is warm enough for me
you niggas are gay
Nigga I need some space. Getting drunk on a Friday and flirting with an user is the best I get from Saturday to Sunday kids and wife. I also made bean burgers. They were good but need vinegar to cut through the spice.
>bean burgers
Good fucking god.
They are good man, I'm no vegetarian but beans are meaty and delicious.
>beans are meaty
>we've all been busy growing up.
Stop lying to yourself
That's not entirely true. He's at his best when he veers towards somewhat surrealistic black humor. He sometimes does strips which don't involve the main cast at all and those are pretty consistently good
If he didn't depend on the page for income and did a Nedroid thing of only updating when he has a good idea the comic would be great. Even then I'd say most of the time it isn't bad
Since you made me go back almost the whole year to look for that comic I'll post some more I found particularly funny
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Looking back a lot of January was great
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YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
Shit, that one got me good.
...carlos.
>I have experienced this exact sensation firsthand
Hot Coke is no good, friends.
Neither is cold coke, really. Colas are pretty much the worst tasting soda.
Most people don't bother tasting it, they just gulp it like water.
Don't respond to this post.
Ever had Hot Dr. Pepper?
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Drink some cherry or some tangerine soda. Try whatever is in your area that isn't 75 cents per 2 liters, if it has actual fruit juice even better, I guarantee coke, pepsi and such will taste like complete shit once you have.
Fruit sodas are awesome. Cola still has a very distinct flavor, though. It tends towards mildly spicy with very subtle bitter elements. Your tastebuds may be fucked, user.
Bitter? Sure, that's the corn syrup. Colas are distinctly lacking in flavor beyond "sweet".
I would rather stick a couple of spoons of sugar in some soda water.
jej