Hi user! geez you look beat! anyways..what are you drinking tonight? <3

hi user! geez you look beat! anyways..what are you drinking tonight?

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Yur pussy juice a-huh a-huh

Will you pee in my mouth?

Mead. Had a hell of a day (and it's only noon).

I don't know, is that horse semen you've got on tap there? It looks fucking disgusting.

I don't drink you piece of shit.

>those times I thought Zenescope is porn comic company
Madness of youth.

Water

I don't drink.

Bullcrap. Get these two a mug of mead.

Pussies spotted.

>Anons saying they don't drink
Come on you antisocial cunts, just claim you have to drive others and order a fucking non-alcoholic drink.

God, did no one teach you how to lie?

Alcohol is humanity's worst meme.

Vodka. I'm getting sick of it.

Just leave a handle of anything.

Fresh milk.

>Sometimes when the Joker is feeling frisky in bath, he likes to let the WW bottle spew crazy foam all over his dick.
>Sometimes he gives his dick a wig and a little moustache, pretending it's commissioner Gordon

Using internet-speak to describe the world is even worse. Now drink your poison. Or don't. Just don't sit at the bar and drink water or nothing; it's incredibly rude.

Jesus christ, I hope you're asking for some tit-play and not getting actual milk at a bar.

>buy water from the bar
>hurr get out you're not paying customer

you're incredibly rude

don't you know real men never ask what's in another man's glass

ps enjoy your horse semen

Chocolate milk, please.

Virgin's piddle, if ye nah wa' Ay arl bottle and glass, love.

Just fuck me right up

>thinking mead foams
Yeah alright dude; enjoy your bar tap water

Or claim you have have to get up really early the next day and can't be hungover.

>ThatsTheJoke.png

Got any bleach?

Gay. If you are gonna post an off topic girl they better at least be half naked.

Hey, we got some people ordering water and nothing here, I just had to be sure.

Boco,I love chocolate milk as much as anyone but goddamn.

What? Oh, uh, right.

IN A DIRTY GLASS!

Who has time to drink when the Dover Boys are afoot?!

Apple Juice straight from the microwave!

...

Do you have breakfast specials?

What's the appeal of daisy dukes? A mini skirt would show the legs better and shorts from a more clinging material would show the ass better. Even spats or yoga pants are better. Why are these dumb things so popular? Do women LIKE wearing thick as fuck jeans material and sweating they ass and vagina off or are there some retards out there who actually prefer them to any of the things I mentioned?

Don't tell me all this faggotry is just because a bitch wore these on Dukes of Hazard? Because they actually served as a conservative compromise there: a skirt could show too much during an action scene and pats would keep her legs hidden.

I read this in a drunk voice.

How fitting.

Something to make me forget that I feel curious about Zenescope books.

French Toast with Bacon or nothing

Is that how they call it now?

>all these faggots saying you need to lie and not people people you don't drink

Have a backbone and tell people the truth why are you lying to people you tards

Milk.
Chocolate milk.

Go to bed, user. You're drunk.

Do you have cancer-curing whiskey?

Give me some Negra Modelo.
Also put some clothes on you whore.

It isn't Belgian Toast that's for sure.

Addiction runs in my family. Too risky for me.

Although ironically, my parents keep saying they want to see what I'm like drunk...

>Boco is either white trash or a nigger

Whiter than sour cream.

White trash it is then.

...no...

How about you don't fucking go to a bar instead?

Right now? Great Western Pilsner. Not cause it's great but because it does the job. And is the better price

>enjoy your bar tap water
>he lives in the US

Some are good. The alice in wonderland stuff is alright

WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Make mine a double pasteurized milkshake bartender, with a slimy yogurt chaser.

Stop insultin' 'er, criminal scum, or me an' me lads 'ill teach yer a lesson.

Fuck off six pack. you're a drunk, useless, piece of shit

>user gets bitchslapped by Hitman

Hitman is a slut

This.

What's a good non-alcoholic drink then
I never know what to do in these situations...

>user gets bitchslapped by Hitman and his buddy Superman

Club soda.

superman is a faggot

>user is obviously not here to have a drink

Anyone who says that is probably already wasted.

superman is a faggot and hit butt buddy batman is an even bigger one.

whatcha gonna do about it?

INVITE YOU TO DINNER!

slob on my knob

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you hit like a pussy

>he likes to be hit with a cock
I knew you weren't here for the drinks, gimp.

BAR FIGHT!

you're cock isnt even big enough to hit anything with. fag

You two, out of the bar. Kill each other on the street.

YOu have ten seconds.

fuck you. You're not my mom. you cant tell me what to do.

Too late, I phoned your mom and I told her you're trying to buy beer.

Gunners is good if you feel patriotic about the Commonwealth.

why are you a monkey? also i'm 22 i can drink as much as i wanr

>why are you a monkey?
Because I'm your father. That monkey is your mom. So stop playing tough guy, son.

Beer...

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against
us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and
the lager.

Barmen.

Now calm down Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody...

I just realized that Baytor sounds like waiter.

Start me off with some Lucky Force 8 and have you got a menu?

Let me put something on the jukebox for you user.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=AMs5NQd0UzQ

Milk please

but no one in my family is a monkey and my father is dead. Who drugged my beer?

user, you need to calm down or get out of this bar. Otherwise we'll have to call the specialist

Got any good ciders, love?

Fuck you i am calm. Why are there so many god damn monkeys? Why is the Bartender a whore? Why is this faggot drinking cider?

Hola, Kyle.

Who's our bouncer, anyway?

Ooh, is it Swayze?

Some tea would be lovely.

Give me your darkest ale.I'll be back in five minutes for a gin and soda.

A one-armed gunfighter.

Sorry user, but you're being too rowdy. We're gonna have to get you a taxi.

Don't worry, we'll send someone to help you hail a cab. You're in good hands

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Humph...it's never Swayze...