Be me

>be me
>be a tourist in Barcelona, Spain
>buy heroin from a Romanian pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>muchacho, you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on drugs
>the cop arrests you for being on heroin
>muchacho, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock!!!

Such is life in Soviet Spain.

Can't complain

i fucking told you to get to the fucking hotel before you do it

forgot the me raging gif

Que gilipollas dices coño de ruso? Aqui en España la policia nos chupan la polla, no el contrario tio

Prove it, castellano-speaking FROU FROU

Spain is the hot source for drugs right now actually.

id do it for free

What did surprise you more rusky, being asked for sex for the first time in your life or not being sent to a gulag?

Do you recorded it ?

But I'm an ftm crossdresser

this thread again?
get a better copy pasta slav nigger

What fucking degeneracy is this? Fuck off loser.

>Que gilipollas dices coño de ruso?

Surprisingly enough, in the US you could probably just claim you have a drug problem and be spared jail.

That is if you have a clean record.

Actually trying to bribe a spanish cop is pretty hard. The corruption is mostly at the political level. I remember a video were Kim Dotcom tried to bribe a cop (after doing an illegal race) in Spain, he showed a big ass wad of cash and the cop rejected it.
If the OP situation were real the first thing they do is to call an ambulance since it is heroine.
I remember a situation were a junkie started screaming and offending people. The police came, started chatting with him, he got angry and started shouting again, the cop bitch slapped him so hard that removed the stoner for him. They didn't even arrested him.

I once bribed a Portuguese cop. I payed him 60 euros and he let me go after some stupid bar fight. Don't know what these guys make per hour.

very noice shitpost

I dont know nothing about the Portuguese police tbqh.

>Yugoslav flag

>Giftbox

WAIT IS THIS REAL HOW DO I INTO THIS??

Bribe? I didn't try to bribe the cop, he tried to seduce me

post more pics of your hot muscle cop encounter user

Perfectly okay with this.

Hearty kek

Did you do it?

"Sure thing, big boi ;)"

I said "You know, officer, I'll destroy your boypussy if you buy me 5 gm of heroin and 5 gm of coke"

>Ctrl-f pasta
>1 result

So much new ITT

>Not playing along irregardless

>we dont actually just enjoy the pasta in general and want to shit post about muscle cops; getting their tight muscle holes stretched with our huge, thick, cut twink-fuck-Sup Forumses
ok lad
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A+
Now we're really meme-ing bois!!

What is it with russians and gay anal sex?

There is a Russian proverb that says "Sodomy is sweeter than honey"

But what is the actual proverb? Like in russian what does it directly translate to: "Honey for fine Comrade, but cock is best for ass."

Лyчшe нeт влaгaлищa, чeм oчкo тoвapищa.

вязaнкa

>those stretch marks

dem weak genes

I am banned ?