Millennial relationships

>millennial relationships

fucking grow up

>cod

wow thats stupid

>interruptions most be entirely sexual in nature
your move, gf

Wh*Tes

That's embarrasing.

when we enslave your people we tell you the same thing like : "i allow you to have the kfc bucket, but only if you listen to the massa"
suck my dick

I had a girlfriend in highschool and she asked if videogames were more important then going to her house. I said yes and she broke up with me

>we enslave
Nice larping from your cuck shed pierre

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ok mr. floor cleaner or uber driver or whatever slave job 99% of you do

fucking gay jewish winning game americans buy that?

Someone who does this shit has a gf and I don't

Don't worry she fucks Tyrone on the weekends.

Wow, I was gonna make fun of you until I realized I never even got the chance to fuck up like this.

You think? I mean if she's already aquatinted with th bbc why the fuck is she with whatever fuckbag she's giving this to?

Maybe because he acts normal and sees things like this as playful jokes and isn't a raging asshole like you?

kinda cringe

Are OP and other posters younger generation than millennials?

yes

>signing a contract is playful jokes
i think this shows the lack of trust toward her partner, i will break up with my gf if she tries to force me to sign a contract whether as a joke or not.

No one was questioning whether it was a joke moron, it's still unbelievably embarrassing, I'm sure even his other normies friends took the piss out of him for this

the dude is clearly in the wrong here
video games should be banned it's a waste of time

Do millennials look stupid in your eyes?

My guess is this is a way to make him a laughing stock before she breaks up with him for Chad who's been eying her.

The girls at least partially in the wrong for being with a fucking loser

Yes, doesn't make me not one, technically

> doesn't make me not one
My engarish skill is too poor to understand it.

What do you mean? I was taught that double negatives are incorrect and that’s African American people’s English.

In formal english, absolutely.
Sup Forums is informal and rules can be broken all over the place.
I mean I am a millenial, based on birth year.

cute

That's spouted by pseuds, since there's no situation where you would form a positive using a double negative using it for a negative is fine. Double negatives were common in the old english period, if someone gets buttblasted by them they are a 100% guaranteed brainlet

it is just banta, autismo

this guy has a gf, he's miles ahead of me at least

Based. How can wom*N even compete?

no

>what is mathematics

This is the exact sort of bullshit the tradcons want: to turn men into purely utilitarian, gender conforming drones. This is why "feminists" are really fucking different from the "conservatives" who sperg out about them.
They are both nothing more than people who seek men to return to the plantation. Females desire this for control and security, males desire this for a sense of self worth.

They and you are both parasites. Please exit the genepool, stage right.

yeah but at the end of the day he's got a gf and we don't

>girl tries to be cute and makes a silly contract
>autists on the internet take it seriously and denounce an entire gender

speak for yourself

t. abdul jakar

If would dump her instantly if she insulted me with COD WW2.

Kek, he has the spice though.

forcing 13 year old into marriage != happy,smiling gf

How do some people manage to have a perfectly balanced video game and love life?