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I WANT SEX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
have never touched chebs or fanny
Literally the only choon that you need this weekend
Holy FUCC
I HAVE BUT I WANT MORE
I wouldn't have to rape you if you would just stop refusing to have sex with me tb'h
the gf keeps buying me skinny jeans, chinos, emoji boxers, nike shoes, plaid shirts. I don't know if she's just being nice or if she's trying to change the way I dress. Either way. Not wearing a SINGLE item of that deano shite.
>Chatterbox on GTA III called the NSA spying in 2001
love photoshop me
Big fat asses are uncivilized. A girl should not weigh more than 115 lbs.
lmao
>Dating a pleb
deanoism is unironically the final redpill
if the NSA is always watching then how do so many pedos slip through the system
denounce the king mate, you shouldn't have any loyalty to him as a proud british citizen
love a big fat arse me. the most integral aspect of a woman I intend to date tbph
/brit/ is a zoo and you're all animals on display.
get some boots lad
don't let women dress you
mboko
alri darklad
You'd have to ask them
*Flings my shit at you*
nowt wrong with chinos
She is a solid 7/10 and she's really nice though. But yeah she is a little dim, it's endearing though. No man wants to date a woman smarter than him
i am
Imagine living in a country where you can call the king a mong, even though he's a drunken, cross-dressing runtoid
jesus wept
I'm not the NSA
there is no final redpill
redpills are nontransitive
nice fit, turtle
never met a woman smarter than me
>No man wants to date a woman smarter than him
agree with this as an intellectual
>angular chelseas
oh dear
>No man wants to date a woman smarter than him
speak for yourself
Hate meeting people cooler or smarter than me
knew this was a yank before I saw the flag
Going to bed
Good night brit
Oh my days
he knows that, he was asking the paedos
haha only missed the new
anyway:
might get a wonga loan and buy an 8th of sniff. thoughts?
not a negroid. just love big arses. simple as.
there is a limit of course. I don't find women who are just plain fat attractive. has to be naturally big arse
would much prefer that than dating a woman dumber than me
cannot stand dumb bitch chat
no one cares about some chicano
Bitcoin cryptography is a product of the NSA no joke
Very sensible idea, why not?
take a risk
nite la
Yeah. It's kind of weird to think about how generals on Sup Forums feel like chatrooms, but really anyone and everyone on the internet could be a lurking or reading your posts, now or in the future.
Try eating a bit more lad
hope we follow based china and ban it
The 'English', a mash of Welsh, Irish, Scots and English, are a nation of whinging cunts who have Bob Marley posters, tacky statues of Indians and all listen to Billy Fagg.
'Muh NHS!' they shriek as the government bans another pointed object, to the hysterical applause of bingo-winged middle aged women muttering 'abart bluddy taehm', while mincing uni poofs and their clinically obese mistresses roll their eyes and snark because the ban didn't go far enough.
England will not be free until Charlie Brooker is butchered, dressed and eaten.
I am speaking generally for men everywhere. This is commonly accepted psychology. If you think you would be okay dating a woman smarter than you, you're simply delusional. Either that or part of an incredibly tiny minority of men.
why do whitebois love to shag ethnic women?
salty nocoiner
only attracted to big brained birds
NSA approved pedos
Go back to pakistan then, Rasheed. Where inbreeding is encouraged and people are bludgeoned to death for speaking against religion.
never met a woman dumb enough to like me
It's "banned" yet some of the biggest exchanges are Chinese.
>reading on the train - quiet carriage
>Overweight Deano family sit down around me and start talking about their cruise ship holiday
Fucking grim
might book an escort this weekend 2bh
There is no king?
is he wearing an italy jersey? dumb wogs
because there are millions of them and they can't get them all. it's called prioritising
wrongun
Big fat asses are uncivilized. A girl should not weigh more than 115 lbs.
>Dating a smart women
No problem at all. Good conversations.
>Dating a woman smarter than yourself
Innumerable problems for both parties
hahahahahahahahahaha idiot idiot idiot!!!
imagine living in a country where you get arrested paying for sex
he's italo-anglo
hope the MSS crushes them
Has there ever been a market in history as volatile as crypto?
imagine living a country where Sup Forums is blocked if you dont use https
imagine being so desperate that you have to pay for such a basic natural act
your mum's fanny
every time i bought bitcoin the price flatlined so i sold it all without making or losing any money
Found the woman.
You must be very dumb if a girl dumber than you is somehow unusually insufferable
i am an ordinary man
Could never date a so called XX member of our species that had low levels of agreeableness, or a conservative really. I fuck up socially so much that I need someone who'd be able to look past my practical autism.
try going out and talking to a bunch of girls who are doing a cert in make-up artistry mate. do you reckon you'll get a top notch conversation out of that?
One day maybe you will look back and realize you were the dumb one. But probably not. Dumb people usually remain dumb.
2:53 AM still awake
women cluster quite tightly around 100 IQ. finding cerebral women is very hard
jew me sue me
everybody do me
Christ. Why are all their teeth so notoriously bad?
Ah yes autism shoes
7:53 still awake
fuck sake
weimar republic treaty of versailles
yeah
No but I don't have to find a girl smarter than to get something else since I'm not an actual retard.
>Graham Linehan confirms The IT Crowd is set for US remake
dumb yanks
I reckon you would get a top notch shag, and the emotional fulfilment a man requires from a woman out of a long term relationship. Something you could not obtain were you being constantly challenged by someone with a superior intellect
Imagine being such a brainlet that you can actually find women smarter than you. Even moreso if you can find attractive ones.
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nononononononono
i was once privvy to a conversation among 7 girls who were convinced 1kg of steel and 1 kg of feathers couldn't weigh the same amount. it was positively dire.
than me* oops