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sheriff of justville edition

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I WANT SEX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

have never touched chebs or fanny

Literally the only choon that you need this weekend

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Holy FUCC

I HAVE BUT I WANT MORE

I wouldn't have to rape you if you would just stop refusing to have sex with me tb'h

the gf keeps buying me skinny jeans, chinos, emoji boxers, nike shoes, plaid shirts. I don't know if she's just being nice or if she's trying to change the way I dress. Either way. Not wearing a SINGLE item of that deano shite.

>Chatterbox on GTA III called the NSA spying in 2001

love photoshop me

Big fat asses are uncivilized. A girl should not weigh more than 115 lbs.

lmao
>Dating a pleb

deanoism is unironically the final redpill

if the NSA is always watching then how do so many pedos slip through the system

denounce the king mate, you shouldn't have any loyalty to him as a proud british citizen

love a big fat arse me. the most integral aspect of a woman I intend to date tbph

/brit/ is a zoo and you're all animals on display.

get some boots lad
don't let women dress you

mboko

alri darklad

You'd have to ask them

*Flings my shit at you*

nowt wrong with chinos

She is a solid 7/10 and she's really nice though. But yeah she is a little dim, it's endearing though. No man wants to date a woman smarter than him

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i am

Imagine living in a country where you can call the king a mong, even though he's a drunken, cross-dressing runtoid

jesus wept

I'm not the NSA

there is no final redpill
redpills are nontransitive

nice fit, turtle

never met a woman smarter than me

>No man wants to date a woman smarter than him
agree with this as an intellectual

>angular chelseas
oh dear

>No man wants to date a woman smarter than him
speak for yourself

Hate meeting people cooler or smarter than me

knew this was a yank before I saw the flag

Going to bed
Good night brit

Oh my days

he knows that, he was asking the paedos

haha only missed the new
anyway:
might get a wonga loan and buy an 8th of sniff. thoughts?

not a negroid. just love big arses. simple as.
there is a limit of course. I don't find women who are just plain fat attractive. has to be naturally big arse

would much prefer that than dating a woman dumber than me

cannot stand dumb bitch chat

no one cares about some chicano

Bitcoin cryptography is a product of the NSA no joke

Very sensible idea, why not?

take a risk

nite la

Yeah. It's kind of weird to think about how generals on Sup Forums feel like chatrooms, but really anyone and everyone on the internet could be a lurking or reading your posts, now or in the future.

Try eating a bit more lad

hope we follow based china and ban it

The 'English', a mash of Welsh, Irish, Scots and English, are a nation of whinging cunts who have Bob Marley posters, tacky statues of Indians and all listen to Billy Fagg.
'Muh NHS!' they shriek as the government bans another pointed object, to the hysterical applause of bingo-winged middle aged women muttering 'abart bluddy taehm', while mincing uni poofs and their clinically obese mistresses roll their eyes and snark because the ban didn't go far enough.
England will not be free until Charlie Brooker is butchered, dressed and eaten.

I am speaking generally for men everywhere. This is commonly accepted psychology. If you think you would be okay dating a woman smarter than you, you're simply delusional. Either that or part of an incredibly tiny minority of men.

why do whitebois love to shag ethnic women?

salty nocoiner

only attracted to big brained birds

NSA approved pedos

Go back to pakistan then, Rasheed. Where inbreeding is encouraged and people are bludgeoned to death for speaking against religion.

never met a woman dumb enough to like me

It's "banned" yet some of the biggest exchanges are Chinese.

>reading on the train - quiet carriage
>Overweight Deano family sit down around me and start talking about their cruise ship holiday

Fucking grim

might book an escort this weekend 2bh

There is no king?

is he wearing an italy jersey? dumb wogs

because there are millions of them and they can't get them all. it's called prioritising

wrongun

Big fat asses are uncivilized. A girl should not weigh more than 115 lbs.

>Dating a smart women
No problem at all. Good conversations.
>Dating a woman smarter than yourself
Innumerable problems for both parties

hahahahahahahahahaha idiot idiot idiot!!!

imagine living in a country where you get arrested paying for sex

he's italo-anglo

hope the MSS crushes them

Has there ever been a market in history as volatile as crypto?

imagine living a country where Sup Forums is blocked if you dont use https

imagine being so desperate that you have to pay for such a basic natural act

your mum's fanny

every time i bought bitcoin the price flatlined so i sold it all without making or losing any money

Found the woman.

You must be very dumb if a girl dumber than you is somehow unusually insufferable

i am an ordinary man

Could never date a so called XX member of our species that had low levels of agreeableness, or a conservative really. I fuck up socially so much that I need someone who'd be able to look past my practical autism.

try going out and talking to a bunch of girls who are doing a cert in make-up artistry mate. do you reckon you'll get a top notch conversation out of that?

One day maybe you will look back and realize you were the dumb one. But probably not. Dumb people usually remain dumb.

2:53 AM still awake

women cluster quite tightly around 100 IQ. finding cerebral women is very hard

jew me sue me
everybody do me

Christ. Why are all their teeth so notoriously bad?

Ah yes autism shoes

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fuck sake

weimar republic treaty of versailles
yeah

No but I don't have to find a girl smarter than to get something else since I'm not an actual retard.

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dumb yanks

I reckon you would get a top notch shag, and the emotional fulfilment a man requires from a woman out of a long term relationship. Something you could not obtain were you being constantly challenged by someone with a superior intellect

Imagine being such a brainlet that you can actually find women smarter than you. Even moreso if you can find attractive ones.

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nononononononono

i was once privvy to a conversation among 7 girls who were convinced 1kg of steel and 1 kg of feathers couldn't weigh the same amount. it was positively dire.

than me* oops