This is why I'll never have a gf ;_;

This is why I'll never have a gf ;_;

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I will never have a gf because i am autistic retarded and ugly, but this doesn't really make it any better

Find yourself an eastern eufo bf

some shitty, probably fake, american article for mentally damaged females?

America ruined the world

>I will never have a gf because i am autistic retarded and ugly, but this doesn't really make it any better


I'm also from a shithole.

babe.net/2017/12/26/you-should-sleep-with-at-least-25-guys-before-settling-down-and-ill-tell-you-exactly-why-26107

it's real

>Babe.net

Good thing the types of women who read this shit are also not the type any sane man would be considering for settling down with

So?
Listen toNothing to see nor care. You're just too beta and need to man the fuck up and forget about murikan stuff.

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No you will never have a girlfriend because you are a /r9k/ tier whiny faggot. You don't even have enough sense to post this on the correct board. What the fuck is wrong with the education in your country? I bet you go looking for a gf in the YouTube comments or something instead of tinder. Dumb piece of shit. This Sup Forums, international discussions. Not /r9k/ I'm a sad loser board. Fuck off already.

t. Gigachad

> tinder
Why don't people meet in real life instead? Using Tinder is like going shopping.

You sound like my grandpa.

>Why do things change, these kids these days. Get off my lawn

Lol cry me a river
Every board is r9k and also pol. What are you going to do about it faggot?

>Looking for a girlfriend on tinder

Wew lad. Any woman using tinder is pump and dump material, absolutely nothing more.

The idea of "I met my wife on STD the cock carousel app" being spoken by any man is vomit inducing.

Tinder doesn't create an organic relationship though. It's just a checklist for characteristics of whatever fuckdoll of the opposite sex you prefer

I'm actually a mega autist. I came here to talk about other countries and their cultures. Not hear some faggot tell their sob story.

>Average iq: 86

t. Sir Arthur Londsdale from Britain getting his second mail bride

The point is there is no board for regular autists anylonger. Wizchan is just discussion inbetween 50+ year old virgins and r9k is just filled with tons of tumblrinas and /soc/ faggots

Laugh when I catch your stupid ass on the bans page. The only one crying rivers is you since you clearly failed to inherent the genes that allowed your father to penetrate that nasty hole you got shit out of. I am very glad to hear that someone as ignorant as you who thinks every board is made for you to tell your pathetic story is unsuccessful in life. It's no surprise someone as inconsiderate and ignorant as you is an incel.

One of my friends is going to marry a guy she met on Tinder.
I wonder if their children will find it weird or whether online pump-and-dump will become the new normal. Maybe people in 2040 will find the concept of meeting people irl disgusting.

It's good to fuck an experienced girl, as long as she isn't diseased. Don't know why 4channers whine about it so much.

The only thing more insufferable than a failed normalfag like op is a normalfag like you. You're both part of the same disease.

I have shitty social skills so I can't complain. If it wasn't for the internet I would have never had a gf in the first place. I'm not into pump and dump type things though, I'm more of a long term relationship kind of guy.

We don't want sex, we want validation. We believe that a woman's virginity is a unique gift that she can only give once in her life, like those human sacrifices to the Aztec sun god. So when we find out that women lose it out of curiosity or because they genuinely want sex as personal pleasure instead of a sacrifice, we get confused.

>The only one crying rivers is you since you clearly failed to inherent the genes that allowed your father to penetrate that nasty hole you got shit out of.

Damn...

Tinder isn't normal, you just go on there with a couple of criteria, all physical, smash and dash.
You can never find love and understanding from t*Nder

I hope you're not serious with that flag. I value your opinion even less than toilet paper which I'm just going to flush. At least toilet paper is useful.

Hey virgin, not every girl is a slut.

>T. Alpha knower

>you clearly failed to inherent the genes that allowed your father to penetrate that nasty hole you got shit out of.
>3rd world shitholer ape tries to insult me by claiming that I never fucked my mother
Oh no no no this cant be real

Not every girl is a slut but 80/20 still applies, i have no chance

I actually met one girl on Tinder that I almost ended up in a relationship with. I had better success on other dating apps but once you find someone you really connect with it doesn't matter how you met them. As long as you aren't trying to do something completely retarded like marry a prostitute.

>weighing the value of a comment based upon the flag of the poster
This is why you normalfags are worse than failed normalfags.

>I value your opinion even less
Mate, don't care. You normalfags are honestly nothing but highly sentient cockroaches in my eyes. I'm just telling you how it is and the vast majority of people on Sup Forums find you normalfags just as repulsive as you find cretins like the op.
I have no idea why your ilk keeps coming a site which wants nothing to do with you or your interests.

>implying I'm from here

Your mother clearly is garbage though. If she wasn't then this thread wouldn't exist.

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You typed all that shit I'm not even going to read because it originated on shitposter island. How pitiful.

haha stupid only failed normies post here, you got your scale offset OP is an autist and this guy is a failed normie

I didn't fail because I never tried to be a normie in the first place. I'm a raging fucking autist. I've been here on Sup Forums since 05. I could care less what cuntadile dundee has to say about who belongs here and who doesn't. This is Sup Forums not /r/incels you useless genetic malfunction. If you are so sad just die already. Or go bitch to someone who cares. I'll help you since you're too fucking stupid to find your own way. P.S. Just because you're an autist doesn't mean you have to be miserable and hate having a non-normie life. Cheer up and quit fucking whining.

> babe.net

>Cheer up
Yeah that's easy to say, but when you know you're going to spend ~60 years alone doing the same thing every day just to die alone and crying there isn't that much to cheer up over

Well what are you doing to change that? If the answer is nothing that signifies acceptance.

indeed, but I don't want to sit in couch while drinking a warm tea and comfy chatting about visiting croatia with our kids next year with such basic bitch

there is two type of girls, for fun, and for family.

I wish I was one of those 25 guys

Getting a gf is so much easier than keeping a stable relationship, at least from my experience. All those robots willing to throw themselves under the bus for a gf have no idea. If you think of it as trying to reach the first step of a ladder where the steps have progressively bigger gaps you wouldn't feel so miserable for failing, you'd realise quickly it's not for you at all.

she says and I quote, "Throughout history, it's been the bravest of souls who had to fight, die, and become immortalized for their beliefs. Joan of Arc, Gandhi, Jesus. And now me"

This sentence summarises American millennials.

Yeah, that makes sense as a description of the psychology of it. I used to want validation, but I got enough of it and also got enough romantic experience to realize that most romantic feelings are not love, but are just your procreation urge trying to make you feel attached, probably to further the chances of successful child-rearing. It's possible to love a woman, but it's important to be able to tell the difference between actual love and attachment pseudo-love.
True. I don't want family, so for me it does not matter.

I think this is right, some people are not biologically made to have relationships even though social engineering has made the mind disconnected from reality.
If it weren't for media i'd probably be happy with being alone my entire life

>your future wife would have sucked dicks of 25+ different dudes and got creampied by 25+ different dudes before settling with her beta soy provider

Why are relationships reduced to body parts rubbing against each other?

I just pretend women don't exist. Works out like a charm. Mostly I don't ever think about it at all.

>uuuuuuuuhu
>be a whore just like me girls, so I can validate at pprteriori my shitty life choices that makes me an undateble cumdump.
>If all the new fresh girls are also whore, maybe my dating value will increase.

>want a gf
>they only want sex
Why do girls do this?

This was my thought.

Because in practice they're no good for anything else.

p.s. OKC says your country is where I can find good women, I suppose it's lying?

>singaporean women
>good
Even "good" and "pure" christian girls so drinking and clubbing and have sex

>implying soyboys and 'male feminists' won't whip each other with their noodle arms over the privilege of being her bta provider

its satire

no. it's not.

>Comments are nothing but whores and numales defending whores
>Occasionally one girl will reply with a "What the fuck, no" post
>She gets swarmed with "Slut shaming" and "internalized myogyny" replies

I should just date one of the borderline autistic Viet girls that works at the library here, the mentality of every white woman I meet matches this "Whore it the fuck up as best I can until I'm 30" mindset and I really do not want to be with that type of woman.

So glad that I'm not a degenerate wh*Teoid.

Sounds just like home.

based
/r9k/ bitches got wrecked

Thank you.

Keep that shit on /r9k/ or Sup Forums.

Philipino is truly the most powerful race in the world

>watch Games Done Quick
>everyone on the staff are trannies

>Gender (((Correction)))
8===o

Fuck I thought I was on Sup Forums laughing at that

>says the same fringe feminist media outlet that gives ground to women crying abuse and sexual assault over bad dates and hookups
the irony

How is sex a bad thing?

It's altogether a good feeling, sure STD's are a thing, but why do you care if someone met through a casual sex encounter?

Robots are just so fucking salty because they want to meet someone just as pure as them who has never had sex, but guess what, there's almost ALWAYS a reason for that.

Lower your fucking standards, or live up to them yourself. Nobody wants a bitter fedora-lord crying on a vietnamese tapestry-board, and not even on the correct part of the board, but on the part meant for international discussions.

Nobody fucking cares, you're almost as obnoxious as the Sup Forums-fags

how can i fix erectile problems? or i am just a faggot in denial and i never realized it until i had sex for the first time (17 yrs old)?

stop watching porn

i stopped watching porn because it didnt make me hard neither then i found Sup Forums and started fapping to traps, i am done?

I'm calling Poe's Law on this one

do people who hook up ask go for blood tests to check for STDs before having sex?

>fapping to traps
yes.

I haven't heard of it happening, except in porn

then how do people that hook up or have one night stands make sure they don't get STDs??
is sex so good that it's worth risking the rest of your life with an STD??

ok yeah maybe i like that but that implies that i can't like women too? i really dont want to be treated like shit all my life and i want a family and children with a fucking women not with a man

you can hide your faggy nature and trick a woman and fug her for children.

you know men have been doing this shit for centuries.

i know but i have already been dumped by two girls (both 8/10) because i wasnt fullfiling their needs in bed, there is any other way? viagra? i really like women but idk man i think that maybe i just find vaginas a little bit gross? i have been contemplating suicide since the time i "lost" my virginity with my first gf two years ago i didnt even cum

No, what you call pseudo-love is actual love. Because love is a series of chemical activities as every other emotion we have, it's a biological instinct. But it's not that bad, we are biological beings after all.

>There's a quote by someone famous that I read on the side of a Starbucks cup once and it said some shit like, "At the end of your life, you'll be more upset by the things you didn't do than the things you did." I'm sure he was talking about climbing a mountain or coming out to your family, but I choose to believe he was talking about sucking dick

pls be baiting.

>go on Sup Forums
>tons of threads daily with "how many girls have you fucked, "if you fucked under xx amount of women before you turn 30 you are a bla bla"
>fucking massive amounts of women is totally ok
>a woman does the same thing, because after all being a human being includes being horny and needing human physical contact
>get's called slut and worse
>"this makes me never wanna get a gf"
>inb4 the old lock and key quote

If anything, doesn't this increase your chance of getting a gf?

Sex outside of marriage is immoral, no matter who and how much had the said event.

Women have a limit as to how many kids they can have in their life so they need to choose who creates them to have the best kids. In the meantime, given enough women, one man could repopulate the world by himself

sweden, yes.

The last two options are the same thing though

four hundred years ago some guy found that if he sewed up an animal's intestine and wore it on his dick his nose didn't fall off every time he got drunk with the barmaids

>immoral
Kek
Something called birth control...

no bro i am not baiting, i am talking about my real life and is fucking embarrasing that you think is a joke, please give me an advice
anyone
please

I have no idea how to reply to specific posts. This is my first time replying to a post on Sup Forums. Anyways, there seems to be a lot of young dudes in this post that are frustrated. I can understand where that frustration is coming from. You would really like companionship. However, you guys are tunnel visioning. You're being selfish. You want intimacy no matter the cost. You don't deserve to be lonely but I think you need to change your perspective. I understand you might be going through a hard time right now and you might be depressed. It's easy to focus on yourself when you're feeling down but that's the problem.

You need to get out of your head and stop thinking about how a woman would improve your life and start thinking about how you can improve theirs. Women are people too. They have insecurities and they have issues as well. The best way to build friendships and relationships is to be genuine with people and sincerely care about them. Everybody wants to feel important and wanted. Don't you? That's why this OP even exists. Stop focusing on getting a girlfriend, or sleeping around, and legitimately start trying to make a positive impact on everybody and you will find success and happiness eventually. You'll still fail, and you'll still be disappointed but that's a part of life. If you can find it within yourself to find a true appreciation for people I think it could improve your lives. Everyone of you have value and the only thing limiting you is your pursuit of superficial self satisfaction.

Stop prioritizing yourself, stop trying to manipulate others, and start developing appreciation for everyone you meet. Don't tolerate parasites and don't let yourself be taken advantage of either. I hope y'all can find the peace to love yourself and realize your value as a human being. Thanks for listening, love y'all.

>Something called birth control...
he's not talking about preventing child birth.. he's talking about the exact opposite.

>This is why I'll never have a gf ;_;
No, it's because you never leave your house.

that's the most bullshit-est advice ever.

>an op-ed
Yeah, that really proves that something is real and widespread.

I have nothing to contribute to anyone lol