ITT we all talk like australians

ay cunts? you get the bint outta the didgeridoo?

watch your step or the spoiders'll getchya

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Sounds fuckin' skitz mate.

I bought a rope to die

oy moyt, let's throw anotha shrimp on the barbie

*whinges about whingeing poms*

How are you

Pretty good mate

Yeah being an Aussie is about mateship and giving everyone a fair go
*rolls cricket ball*

Nice mate what are you up to

delet this whole thread

Saw a poofter on the street today

Is that a fuckin' bin chicken suckin' up my rubbish?

Did ya glass him?

fucken cunts mate, I tell ya'

what kind of bird is this

australian ibis

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Aay Kunts !! G'day mayts !!!

wanna put some shrimp on the barbie ??!!

yeah nah no worries mate

Oy mates, just saw one of those evil fuckers again

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oi, Bruce, ya cunt, get outta da fuckin' house, I prefer Emu cocks

CRIKEY MATE
I FOARTED AND NOW THERE'S A SHIT IN ME UNDIES
I'M A REAL SEPPO NOW HAHA

>you will never have a petroleum chugging gf

Why even live, mates?

Anyone got those Bruce comics?

oɐɯl ʞɔɐq ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ uo ʇunɔ ɐ pǝssɐlƃ 'oʞoɯs ɯoɹɟ ʞɔɐq ʇoƃ ʇsnɾ ¿suɐʎɐɹʇs lɐǝɹ ǝʞıl /ʇǝǝɟǝɹɐq/ ǝɹǝɥ oɥʍ sʇunɔ ıo

>tram tracks
oh no no no