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poo

nst for newquay lads

wish i lived there

where

No one asked what women prefer.

just got up

any sleepy lads in

>darker
>tanned skin, brown hair, and masculine features
what did the news mean by this?

So the gender pay gap just dumps every single factor into one big generalisation to show that women are paid less than men.

The left want the big generalisation reduces so it’s equal.

This means paying women more than men regardless of field, hours worked etc to bring the generalised gap down.

sleepy

want to bury my face in her tits

want to bury you in a shallow grave

top lad
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*chops em off*
*eats for that sweet vitamin d*

So Italian men + East Aryan female = masterrace couple?

Would you rather stay in a tropical rainforest environment or a hot desert environment?

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>East Aryan
what does that mean

>tell myself I'll ask for 2.5k rise
>Boss offers 1.2k
>Say that's fine

Can I go back to him and push for more now? Fucks sake.

>he works in a job that lets him ask for raises
alright deano haha?

Is that Forest of Dean?

Balkan

Why do brits like the word fabulous so much?

It makes me sick, especially when they shorten it to fab

tfw no cabin

Of course not you poof haha

the star wars fad isn't even funny anymore
the fanbase gets increasingly nauseating with every new release

baaaa, baaaaaa, baa. Baaa.

Any Unabomber man in

>skinwalkers

>No one asked what women prefer.

all the mutt posting is completely justified when I see american posters using the word "aryan"

Pro: got a job offer for a role that's essentially a 60% salary increase and much better work environment

Con: gf of three months broke up with me

Consider it a net positive really

ainu qt's

high rate of homosexuality, which scares me because i'm eventually going to find a beautiful british woman (BBW) to seddle down with

Fab post. Going to send it in to that's life and hope they publish it and post me twenty quid

nothing wrong with fab
it's a fab word

pol propaganda bs

would be comfy as hell being a woodland yan/k/ 2bf
love are ted

took me like 10 hours to build my first ever PC today

>tfw you turn it on and nothing happens because you forgot to turn on the PSU

thought i'd fucked it lol

I have the same skin complexion and hair color as the guy on the left yet I'm not nearly as attractive. If your GENETICALLY DETERMINED skull shape isn't on point then everything else means fuck all. Women care fuck all about skin color if the skull isn't top tier.

post outfit turtle

gimmick idea: describe good things as "ab fab"

they're giving off feminine signals, what gives?

Doing a poo and it's hurting my stomach

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ab fab gimm lad

have downloaded 7 gigs of porn this morning so far

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me mummy watched ab fab back in the day

Joanna Lumley is a national treasure

I'm Tim

>hey user, have you seen my bra anywhere?

who else /not sure if you're attractive or delusional/ here?

i feel ugly one hour then sexy as fuck the next, what did my brain mean by this

mental that skeletons are totally legal in most countries

milk truck has arrived

HATE IT WHEN THE GF COOKS WITHOUT THE EXTRACTOR FAN ON
GREAT NOW EVERYTHING STINKS OF FOOD
YES I'M AUTISTIC

yeah , it's in my butt.

So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be face-to-face
And I'll lay right down in my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon
Now I'm ready to close my eyes
And now I'm ready to close my mind
And now I'm ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well c'mon

I've been asking myself this question for seven years

he's here

My first time I fucked it lol
Had to rebuy all the parts

the virgin incel

the chad friendcel

Have you finished your coffee yet, user-kun?

britain cries out for steak bakes

so apparently people don't like it when I come to them to bitch about people I don't like

the ex gf loved to bitch about people with me. we were judgey as fuck and would talk about people behind their backs all the time

miss her

>who else /not sure if you're attractive or delusional/ here?
What's weird is I know I'm at least a 7/10 and look damn good in the mirror but when I reverse it to make it show what I really look like to people I clearly have some asymmetry that's very noticeable going on. i hate that confirmatoin bis

Gonna look up my cousins on facebook and see if they're as hot as i remember

first pc i didnt take the plastic bit off the cpu fan and it overheated haha

How did you fuck ALL the parts?!

everyone sees themselves as more attractive than they are

how is inheritance even legal?? why should sons be able to live off the success of their fathers. it runs against everything we stand for in a meritocratic society.

same
don't know what causes it or if it's just normal and everyone does it

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i miss hatposting

if it's any consolation, we find people we've known for a while to be more attractive than they really are.

someone posted a pic of airi suzumura recently and I ended up downloading a 150gb compilation of all her vids. never gonna watch it all.

told my mum god isn't real

>when you somehow see the side of your face in like a changing room with multiple mirrors or something
>when you realise how hideous you appear from other angles
>when you realise that's how 80% of people tend to see you

Wasn't quite all of them, but I fucked up something in the motherboard and then that broke the processor and the gpu

i love me mum

hahah not in that way you madman

nothing quite like putting a computer together and having it actually work

*enters thread*
surrender cocainelad and there will be no casualties

yes

trying to downvote the F(!) out of this
alas, im struck down

hope my cpu fan didnt have a plastic bit, i didn't remove any plastic lol

girl, clearly in college, gave me the eye
had to look away

dumb fucking cunt
Inheritance is part of European civilisation
Meritocracy is some lofty poncey enlightenment ideal

in the middle of nowhere

what should I cop?
new to this genre

I would have been a ten out of ten if I took better care of myself when I was younger.

Even now as a depressed and sickly mid twenties neet I still get mistaken for a high school kid

But you speak to people face to face usually? And if you get intimate with someone especially so.

why? she's a woman, they need space daddy. you're cruel

mk ultra the torrent

I enjoyed this post
10/10

constantly redpill my mom about religion and white genocide

Not even gonna bother to give this a proper response

hahaa

yeah it came from the part that gave us a chinless monarchy.

only meritocracy can advance civilisation

The entire family was excited about my gf and now I'm going to get this fucking PITY instead

ya'll need to fix your posture
big reason for looking weird