EU

How do we fix this?

Honest question, why has /ex-yu/ not joined the EU? Not saying I want them to, just wondering why they hadn't.

Croatia has, map is outdated

Shit, I should have known that too.

Remove Greece

Delete it

Federalize it

The better question is, why Russia doesn't annex us? Fuck the EU/NATO/USA

you need just 2 steps.

1: Make Switzerland join EU.
2: Make all the other countries exit EU.

All the members join TPP. :3

basically this

We kill the E U

we don't

Appoint an Emperor
He appoints Kings
Who appoint Dukes
Who appoint Earls
Who appoint Barons
Who rule over us like the peasants that we are

Disband it

>take loan
>proceed to spend the entire loan on 2k euro pensions for the aging population
>get told to pay back
>"ughh fuck u EU die die DIE :^("

By launching nukes towards Greece.

Disband it

Nuke it

>The better question is, why Russia doesn't annex us?

You want them to annex us so we can become a giant shithole like them?
Though i understand that it wouldn’t make much of a difference for you...

Crash it with no survivors

no one wants your muh Alexander we wuz shithole

>us
Who would "us" be my toilet cleaning diaspora friend?

When are you going back to your shithole?

We don't owe money to the e""""u""""

You do owe money to the ESFS and ESM

leave it to us

Who loan money given to them by e""""u"""" menbers. By disbanding the e""""u"""" the debt will simply get distributed accordingly.

develop supasoljas

S&P is going to update your credit rating tomorrow, but no thanks to you personally.

Federalization

>Who would "us" be my toilet cleaning diaspora friend?

The civilised part of Europe.

don't care

I do. I've invested in your bonds. You should have done it too. I've become rich from it

We are inferior to Mexico in terms of life expectancy, corruption, economic development and freedom of press. Why the fuck do you want us to annex Europe?

Did you even read the question I replied to?

>Honest question, why has /ex-yu/ not joined the EU?
>EX-YU

Good for you. Still want the e""""u"""" to fucking die.

Pay denbts you ingrate.

Russia undergoes balkanization and joins the EU
Larger EU states undergo balkanization too (like France and Germany).
Ukraine (balkanized) and Belarus joins the EU.
EU federalizes.

i am
you aren't

Nothing needs to be changed desu

Remove slavic shithole.

Man, how shit does the UK look compared to Ireland. If there was never a better argument for a United Ireland, it's that map.

100 Years of independence put the Republic higher than swathes of the UK, and richer than Northern Ireland, which was far far richer at the time of independence.

The Labour party really did a number there.

>Man, how shit does Castile look compared to Aragon. If there was never a better argument for an independent Catalonia, it's that map.

Disband it

Why contain it?

There is nothing to fix you silly goy

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More control from the EU
Control of corruption in eastern europe and the mediterranean.
Once this is solved let ex-yu, turkey and ukraine in
Repeat point 2.
Federalize.

Step 1 will not happen

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Let us join since we own Greenland, and Greenland is technically part of Europe.

Get a joint military and expand in all directions

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It's pretty much perfect. There is not a single right I am willing to give the EU that it does not have, or take away that it currently possesses.

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Macron will destroy the smoke and mirrors of this corrupt system in due time

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kill yourself

Can we (former parts of balkanized Russia) join the EU too?

no is shite
disband it

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>t.umor

United Kingdom of Poor Britain and Poorer-Ireland

loool, uk btfo fucking north africa tier stats. get fuk out of the eu already filty island monkey niggers

Well that's really what I meant.
Entirety of Russia is in but with each region having it's own representative body rather than entirety of current Russia being represented (and by that decided for) by the government in Moscow.

What I'm mostly concerned about power balance in the parliament (Russia's 150+ mil population would overshadow every other current member) hence why the call to split all member states with more than say 30-40 million people into smaller bits.
And of course the fact that even today in the sad fucking reality we live in Russians living in less relevant regions of the Federation (especially the far east) have no real chance of having their interests considered by the federal government who will be only interested in funneling any an all funds and developments into their immediate sorroundings rather than some poor sods living east of Jakuck

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>giant

kek

hivtogal

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>Italy

Perfect balance.

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I love the EU

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filthy HIV-ridden g*rmanoids and anglos

Northern italy, little england, broken up france, broken up germany and austria and ofc the benelux states blanda up as fully federalised entity. Maybe try to get or force the swizz in.
Kick out the rest. Militarize it properly.

>Disband it

Pay your debts first.

stupid fucking greek niggers, the EU is the best thing that has happened to you and yet you still fucked everything up, you useless little cunts

Because it's a major shithole?

thats just weird, how could so many junkies in ex-sssr get hiv so fast, rest of east-eu had just as many junkies, why no aids?

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>How do we fix this?
Remove Greece, Bulgaria, Romania, Hungary, Slovenia, Slovakia, Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Portugal and Spain

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Invade Poland

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kill jester

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Was Yugoslavia actually a relatively nice place to live under Tito, or has it always been a shithole?

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samefaging this hard