Overwatch: Old Soldiers

>ca.ign.com/articles/2016/07/15/next-overwatch-comic-stars-new-character-ana
>The internationally wanted vigilante Soldier: 76 heads to Egypt to track down a lead, which takes him to an unexpected reunion.

Not only does she get a real character trailer:

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But she's getting not one, but two comics.

She's cool and all, but that's kinda unfair.

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>unfair
I'm sure your waifu will get over it soon

>That butchered arabic on the cover
Fuck's sake.
If you're gonna use a foreign language in your comic at least make sure your computer renders it properly.

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This is when we find out 76 is Parahs daddy

No Reaper is

I cant wait

Who will see through whose disguise first?

This
Its not that hard for the artist to use Google translation

The comics are not canon, they depict Roadhog as a mute when he talks all the time.

Jack "The Brown Butcher" Morrison.

Their fight was actually over a Maury style "You're NOT the father" revelation

These would be so much better if Blizzard didn't hire fanfiction.net writers.
They're all almost universally bad

it might be schlock but I'm like these stories so far so eh

...

Could be worse:

youtube.com/watch?v=FElmjlzdSSM

The only one Pharah calls daddy is me________________________

No Mercy is

Nano-machines and bio-engineering.

hot off the presses

what annoys me the most is that so far they've only really shown backstory stuff, the current crisis they are mobilizing for just doesn't exist yet.

well it's still very early in a game like this. We might not see real current shit until the first anniversary and who knows what that would be; a full comic line, an 15 minute animated episode, maybe even a special story-driven mode using new maps and unique objectives on older ones

>They depict Roadhog as a mute when he talks all the time

Roadhog isn't exactly a mute, but he isn't exactly chatty.

Or Junkrat can't hear him since his ears are fucked up from all the explosions

yeah but they should release something at least outlining the current conflict the game takes place in.

Pharah's dad is a fun guessing game.
>It's Jack
>It's Gabriel
>It's Gerard Lacroix (my personal favorite theory)
>It's Ana Amari

They're generic but there's nothing particularly bad about them.

Or none of them because Pharah was born before Overwatch even existed.

>2016
>Muslims good
>French bad

Hmmm.

If she's Muslim she's definitely not a very devout one, because that Eye of Horus tattoo on her face is extremely blasphemous.

loving all the oc overwatch gets

I did that once. Felt amazing.

Needs an edit of this with Reaper.

already happened

I just want a short of Junkrat and Roadhog

They actually have plot (if you can call it that) relevance, unlike other characters

I'm excited to see the story of Overwatch actually PROGRESS. Right now it feels so boring to me because it's so mired in working out the past and origin stories instead of doing anything with the reformed team. Doesn't help that there's exactly 2 real villains in the game (Junkrat and Roadhug barely count) and we know almost nothing about Talon.

Watch Lion King 1/2 but replace Timon with Junkrat and Pumba with Road Hog

I didn't realize someone said almost exactly this earlier in the thread.

What sounds better?

Talon Tyrant, Midnight Nail, or Claw Commander?

Any one willing to story time the Overwatch comics?

Here's some idea to improve Talon.
>Make them a powerful force to be feared, like Cobra and Hydra. Having political being high-ranking members being secretly aligned with them.
>Create more Talon-aligned characters, Reaper and Widowmaker are the only ones we know and I don't think Roadhog and Junkrat would even trust them.
>Have them have access to a God Program (AIs that corrupted the Omnics in the first place), I suggest naming the one there got Ares. (My theory is that Athena, Overwatch's AI is a God Program herself who was spared and now serves Overwatch)

>tfw Im the only one who ships ReaperWidow

>If she's Muslim she's definitely not a very devout one, because that Eye of Horus tattoo on her face is extremely blasphemous.
Oh yeah dude, idolatry is pretty much the prophets least favorite sin.

Junkrat is Jay and Roadhog is Silent Bob, what's so hard to understand about this?

But Widowmaker was brainwashed and lost her will.

The only one you can make a case for being bad is the edgy spic

I've had the exact same idea with the Ares thing for a while now! That would be real cool if they did it

I do wish that the story of the game at least made some sense with what happens in gameplay.

>Tracer: "Wow. It’s an honor to meet a member of the Shambali. Mondatta was an inspiration to me."
>Zenyatta: "To us all. I miss him greatly."
>Now let’s deliver that EMP to wipe out an entire omnic neighborhood in King’s Row.

I just want to actually see the new overwatch. For all we know, the only people that work as overwatch agents now are Tracer and Winston. They should also talk about how Lucio, D.va, Mei and the others come to join them, The alliances are just too vague right now.

Did Hanzo get a comic?

The lore of this game sucks. They no doubt just made up the omnic crisis in an afternoon to explain why all the characters they previously thought up were fighting in the first place.

>numbani is Overwatch escorting the doomfist to a museum
>Route 66 appears to be an attack on an Overwatch base
>not certain what kings row is

>Hollywood is delaying a director

Kings row is escorting an EMP bomb to take out all the omnics living underground.

In King's Row your delivering an EMP to take out omnics

If Widowmaker is suppose to be an emotionless mercenary, how much would it cost for a BJ?

>smug blueberry
>emotionless

They keep saying this but there's plenty of evidence that says otherwise. At most her emotions have been numbed.

She is essentially a kangoku senkan heroine.

Soooo... no to the BJ then?

Mindbreak her again and you might get it.

>again
I have neither the time nor the resources to bother mindbreaking a trained assassin just so I can pay her for a blowjob.
Who else is available?