TRUMP GENERAL - JOLLIEST BUNCH OF ASSHOLES THIS SIDE OF THE INTERNET EDITION

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>Thread Theme:
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COPS:
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EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

>Make #HillarysHealth trend on Twitter
mobile.twitter.com/search?q=#HillarysHealth

RALLIES
>Trump in Windham, NH, 8/6/16
youtu.be/aApLHeAi3Fo
>Trump and Pence in Green Bay, WI 8/5/16
youtu.be/HolIHHr0_xg
>Trump and Pence in Des Moines, IA 8/5/16
youtu.be/Y-NPJJs68bk
>Pence in Norfolk, VA 8/4/16
youtu.be/fax6kqNgl58
>Trump in Maine 8/4/16
youtu.be/10USLAzk2vA
>Trump in Daytona Beach, FL 8/3/16
youtu.be/qait77O0DJs

INTERVIEWS
>Paul Manafort on FOX 8/7/16
youtu.be/S9Bywyd1qTI
>Ben Carson on Hannity 8/4/16
youtu.be/L87c95h_BGo
>Oliver North on Hannity 8/4/16
youtu.be/jWOyotpl1nk
>Trump on O'Reilly 8/2/16
youtu.be/pJExikwK8tg

ENTERTAINMENT
>Wall Street is #WithHer
youtu.be/iunhY8_-gtU
>Did you wipe the server?
youtu.be/7gWRoa52sVc
>New HIGH ENERGY Superpac ad:
youtu.be/WvBDCBOjDwk
>Compilation of Liberals Predicting that Trump Will Win the Presidency - Michael Moore, MSNBC, TYT
youtu.be/lgpt3xsvv9Y
>Hillary Clinton: A TOP TEN Breakdown
youtu.be/qfj5s5r7_14
>What Trump Must Do to Win
youtu.be/hiGDvph6D4Y
>How Trump Trolling Hillary Clinton Emails is Genius
youtu.be/4muXm4GwrXM
>Hillary calm and collected around protesters
twitter.com/ericdemamp/status/761299259513720833
>Hillary has something wrong with her
youtu.be/OqbDBRWb63s
>MAGAbooru
maga.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
play.spotify.com/user/washingtonpostpolitics/playlist/0RGDi11O4gfXuJNjZxSp29

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
ournextpresidenthillary.com
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf
>Wikileaks Leaked DNC Hillary Voicemails
youtu.be/UBKmJ6O6tGg

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youtube.com/watch?v=w71N7MX9HcQ&index=21&list=FL5muEZvUWE26hTo2iTrdhPA
twitter.com/AnonBabble

AWOO~

i feel fucking sick

Can only post this Awoo while its still summer!

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MAGA

I really like this OP
I really like this general
I really like Trump

Has the shitposting life caught up with you?

>Jeb Bush is resolutely #NeverTrump but his son, George P. Bush, no longer is.
>George P. Bush, the Texas land commissioner, is breaking with his father, a former Donald Trump Republican primary rival, to back the GOP nominee.

KEK

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No one is being paid to shill for Trump. It is a Democrat-funded lie to smear his campaign.

No one is being paid to shill for Trump. It is a Democrat-funded lie to smear his campaign.

Lay down and watch some Bob Ross on netflix, m8. Maximum comfy.

You cheeky cunt

Sorry mods.

Trump should send Jeb to space and make him watch bad movies.

I really like you.

>I know
>I know I've let you down

sore throat and my legs feel weak as shit, and my skin feels all tender

is this gods punishment for going to a gay club 2 days ago?

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Can we try again? I won't spam I promise.

>feel like making a $300ish firearms related purchase tomorrow
>can't decide if I want
>PA MD-ADS red dot and PA 700 lumen flashlight with tapeswitch
Or
>Norinco/IAC Model 97 shotgun (have heard great things about it and I have a cowboy fetish)
Or
>Pietta 1858 (cowboy fetish)
Or
>Traditions Kentucky rifle kit (need a BP rifle for hunting and I'd like a traditional style one)
Or
>cheap small carry revolver like an M206 or Charter Arms or maybe a used J-frame if I can find one (so I have a small carry gun, I can currently carry my HP just fine though)

Dubs decides?

WE

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S-Senpai

Thank you for correcting the record.
Washington State trip threads are some of my favorites.

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bro you've been in it to win it since SO early on, thank you for your based shitposting keep it up senpai

t. fellow Washington State for Trump

>1 gold doubloon has been deposited into your off-shore bank account

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There are oral seizure meds that are much less dangerous than the pen Hillary uses. I guess the pen gets into the bloodstream faster.

When will you?

are you telling me you've never gone on a walk through the city alone?

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God fucking damn it kek

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I see that Jim Jeffrie's new "comedy" special is out on Netflix. Being as unoriginal as possible, he's "lampooning" America by making fun of gun rights and Donald Trump.

>HAHAHA SILLY AMERICANS THEY WANT TO KEEP THEIR RIGHTS! CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE BARBARIANS? HERE IN AUSTRALIA WE LOVE BEING SLAVES WE ARE SUPERIOR

Seriously, is there a more pompous douche in the comedy world than this guy? Bill Burr is a bit of a lefty but at least he can understand common sense. Oh actually I just thought of one, Marc Maron is INSUFFERABLE. I make fun of that faggot on Twitter all the time he always takes it very personally.

Thanks user.
Make Washington Great Again!

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Sure, but with Jeb it just takes a complete new meaning

You probably caught the flu, m8. You're in a compressed area where lots of breathing, sweat, and germs are passed around. It's a haven for disease, and not just the sexually transmitted kind, though there's a bunch of those too.

Will Detroit's rally mostly be black people? If so, will it actually help him get a lot more black voters?

Did you find a new job, lad?

im getting comfy watching sopranos.

never watched it before, and im up to Season 5 ep 5.

i need some recuperation after posting my dick in Syria General

>CARRY ON MY WAYWARD JEB

I'm eating Pizza Hut and drinking Bourbon, what else is better in life?

I always wondered if there were people here before the (((Native))) Americans

I disagree

Whenever I'm on the comedown from LSD I like to walk around downtown.

CNN and the pro status quo MSM think they have Trump on the ropes. The people will overcome the Globalists and Cronyists agenda's. TRUMP WILL PREVAIL!
Watch short video : m.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpeCyb7BGs

David Cross also shat all over Trump's supporters in his new special. He called us rednecks and anti-intellectuals.

fuck, you're probably right

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I think I'm done for tonight it's reaching asperger's tier.

I've been away all day and missed if this was discussed.
Are we memeing Hillary to death?
twitter.com/MartinShkreli/status/762374379514765314

while wearing a suit and dress shoes? that shit is minimum comfy

GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED

Unfortunately not, but I'm looking to move in with some friends in a new town and start fresh.

>He called us rednecks and anti-intellectuals.
Oh, very tolerant and open minded.

With Jeb I feel like he was blissfully powerwalking through the city to burn off guac carbs or listening to Staind and looking for a ledge to jump off of, there's no in between.

He always sticks out like a sore thumb, high functioning autism?

Who is this semen demon?

Is he okay?

That Takei from Star Trek faggot posted something on Kikebook about trump disrespecting veterans. Did I miss something or are these liberal morons just literally making shit up at this point

She's already dead

a cute androgynous short haired girlfriend

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Keep an eye on your temp. If it gets too high, go see a doctor. Otherwise, drink plenty of fluids, maintain electrolytes, eat some light food, and try to get a lot of sleep. Your body will fight it naturally.

Gotta stay healthy for the new world.

> muh strong independent woman!
Trump should run with this

OP, Do you run the Washington state for trump on jewbook??

It's a private rally so I imagine it would mostly be filled with former Detroit business owners and potential investors in the city(I.E. white).

SON

YOU'VE GOT A WAY TO FALL

Trump will win bigly

Too lewd.

Literally making shit up. One benign sentence to some Muslims = OMG TRUMP HATES THE VETERANS

He's the ONLY candidate who gives a shit about the troops. He's the one who brought how horrific the VA into the public discourse, he's the one who doesn't want to get involved in world policing and war with Russia.

Sup Forums's latest heartthrob, a russian from Tumblr

>he fell for the biological urge meme

Pretty creepy. Wonder why she needs it.

Never seen that show, even though my family used to be mafia.

>i need some recuperation after posting my dick in Syria General
Not even suprised. May your shitposting always give us a good kek.

Jeb Bush in Boston? I suppose he just wanted to go where everybody knows his name, and they're always glad he came.

It's big league, faggot. Trump confirmed it in a tweet about the Olympics.

Nope. I just have this and Jewtube.

>freezing during movement

hmm

this

youtu.be/OqbDBRWb63s

If you hover above "Media Request" on Trump's schedule page you get a bit more info about the events
Looks like this one is a private speech thing rather than a big rally

The New World

will do, thank you, Dorothy

I'm sure there will be Blacks there, but that's besides the point. The speech is gonna be targeting pretty much all Americans regardless of race, since we all need jobs. It will be on par or better than his foreign policy speech, only this time it will have a LOT more attention paid to it. It made me so sad to see him give both that excellent energy policy speech and the foreign policy one and the media barely paid attention because it was still in the middle of the primaries.

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

AH ok. Well the guy on kikebook is a massive faggot.

Make white center great again!

Even his gait is that of a supreme cuck. How can one man be so pozzed? Is it from living in the shadow of his family name? Never living up to the expectations of his brothers and father?

What is the 2nd gun from the left?

His Jewtube is pretty cool
youtube.com/channel/UCOG0ogJ_emc9VPDVjOOlcJw
I can't fucking wait for Trump to take New York.

THREAD THEME

SULTRY LATE NIGHT AWOO EDITION:

youtube.com/watch?v=w71N7MX9HcQ&index=21&list=FL5muEZvUWE26hTo2iTrdhPA

Huh, what's this piece of shite doing? I don't have goybook.

What's the story with this grill?

Galil you nerd.

>Hillary can't run for President!
>Hillary can't run at all!

CETME Sporter

It's like a G3 but Spanish and not a G3.

>tfw Trump is going to lose

I honestly can't think of how he can win now. The MSM, Hollywood, and even REPUBLICANS are endosring Hillary.

There's no coming back from this.