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reparations edition

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since you said goodbye
polkadots fill my eyes

willy bum poo

poo bum willy

making a red lentil curry with rice

probably costs less than £5 overall, and I could easily extend this over 4 meals
love being smart and knowing how to save money and how to cook

>finally over her
>accidentally see a text from her when she talked about crying at the thought of losing me
>back to wanting her back
ah yes, lots of fun this is

anime

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The centre lives in the minds of rorke and brody rent-free.

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doubt a better choon has ever been put to tape

once met a paki with an irish accent. sounded comical but he was a good guy to be fair.

Hazel eyed Brunettes are superior to Blondes

whered you learn. would also like to do this but am inept at cooking

the saffer has far too much time on his hands knowing all this shite about alt right weenies

So I posted my docs on here yesterday and youve been arguing about boots ever since? Feels odd being the /brit/ tastemaker. Runts naturally do follow an alpha I suppose.

we are the shithole of kings

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just remembered sargon exists
grim

>no gold on southern Italy, Greece, Spain, or Portugal

love arse

my girlfriend literally cried when i was chirpsing some burd at a club

felt bad i got back with her but now its still a bit shit haha #oops

hello? nigger?

titli's busy kitchen has good recipes m8 give it a google

You arrive in London

Doing a ___

>Carbs with carbs

Ah yes, the diet of the Paki

Will be voting for the Liberalist party in the next election
PM Carl Benjamin soon

fag

Wish I could go back in time to being 17 with all the knowledge I have now I could literally slay 16 year old prime fanny on a daily basis

ex is currently giving me the silent treatment after all this shit about staying friends. women are MENTAL.

President Trump stated the obvious about the Third World. The shocked, indignant responses show that suicidal altruism is now the highest moral virtue recognized by conservatives.

Wish all racist ppl would kill themselves

>To: Universities

women are so fucking weird lad

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Nobody spends a single second thinking about centrists and you know it. Even centrists have to define themselves by the positions of the extremes.

>chirpsing some burd
>#oops
imagine seeing this specimen in real life, fucking hell
Think my fist would just act of its own accord if I were to lay eyes on em

That would be the whole world tho m80

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also buy bitcoins lol and then sell them then bet on brexit

I wonder if a large group of white children who had never seen a black person before would have the same reaction to a long haired black woman?

I'm betting no lol.

Have a wisdom tooth coming up lads

sick of 'em
*wolfs down a 'nother potato pie and chip butty*

good job britbong

you are chatting shit but i bet you don't pull

meanwhile i'm the expert

i should have a degree in pulling women tbqh

Tell me about it lad. Broke up with her because she was giving me all this shit about wanting to spend crimbo together and everything and then literally 2 hours later she texts me saying she needs to cut contact for a few days to clear her head.

Starting to genuinely hate them tbqh.

would love to spin your swollen jaw

>not betting on Kanteh Drinkeh Vardeh and the boys

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WHAT A WASTER

your girl sounds like a fucking nutcase lad, personally if they're that up in the air i wouldn't bother, i know you love them and its hard but what'll help is just go around shagging about

she better be fit at least...

Just lentils? Where’s the meat?

Black South Africans always call South Africa a shithole. All the other black immigrants here (from Zim, Congo, Nigeria etc) all say the same thing about their home countries too.

But the real question that should be asked is: is Norway majority white?

I dont pick up the phone and I only respond to texts when I feel like it

>tfw wisdom teeth never came

Not sure what feel this is

don't care

you trying to channel 190kg or something mate? fuck the shut off you wankstain

all me

all me

Why doesn't Spain or Portugal get any of the loot?

She's genuine 10/10 tbqh. Thought that from the second I saw her. I think it was some weird play for more physical intimacy. She did it when she wanted me to kiss her for the first time too. Cannot understand it.

Proper British Scran that

i am actually 190cm

helps pulling lasses desu, women just want a tall cute skinny boy

Probably literally him lad

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Deano in the house lads

got with a girl at the club on wednesday despite having a gf
the club runt texted me the day after, but I deleted her texts and blocked her haha

apparently Meghan Markle Broke Royal Protocol — with a Very Hollywood Habit

jay this post lads

>10/10

no

amerigoblins think spanish=not white

Done that twice now

The guilt is eating away at me 2bh. My gf is a good girl, she doesn’t deserve this im just a cunt

fucking mental mate

what's her end game

the only 10/10 in the world is ana de armas

i like to kill brits
i am a human and i kill brits
i kill brits = i am happy
i do not kill brits = i am sad

Oh boy not long now until toil is over and my favourite pursuit of huffing cocaine and drinking heavily can begin

>poo posting
why do only brits do this

my gf is a good girl too 2bh
can't say a bad word about her

ah yes friday

Time to buy alcohol and LARP as a uni student doing some cheeky pre-drinking before going out, when I'm not a uni student, nor am I going out, nor is it pre-drinking. It is merely drinking. Alone. Again.

redpill my mum and dad constantly on white genocide and cultural marxism, been putting on a sargon or molyneux video while we all eat tea recently

all me

Someone come out with me tonight im so bored!!!

based catholic bros

mate sent me a snap of his gf cuddling him in bed this morning. god i wish i could have that with someone.

Anyone who believes they’re the biggest loser here? Post yes or no’s

Had sex?
Kissed?
Job?
Savings?
Car?
Live at home?
Any friends?
Been called hot/handsome by a female?

poo willy wank arse bum poo, poo poo
wank

To make my bollocks explode

pathetic runt of a son keeps harping on about muh jews at the dinner table, wish he would realise no one cares about his equally runtish youtube personalities he keeps showing us

well why do you think you have mates for?

mates are for cuddling in bed when you don't have a lass, simple

ancient british tradition, dates back to when the celts would insult roman legions before battle

find drinking alone to be most enjoyable. would probably do it exclusively if I wasn't aware its not the best path to go down in the long and even short term

I will not be taking part in your census.

yes to all

bit of a weird thing to send someone, can't imagine ever snapping bed cuddles with my gf to anyone

>Had sex?
yes
>Kissed?
yes
>Job?
yes
>Savings?
no
>Car?
no
>Live at home?
no
>Any friends?
yes
>Been called hot/handsome by a female?
yes

wew some yank has probably done this unironically

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