Canadian Appreciation Thread

3'rd attempt in 1 1/2 weeks.

Dig deep, you fucking assholes. Find something nice to say about Canadians.

Maple Syrup is good ^w^

they were pretty hot this past spring

Pretty comfy country in parts.

They are generally polite people.

Trudeau is one of the worst things to ever happen to Canada.

Yes both senior and junior

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That's all you shill fucks are good for. An occasional breakfast topping we make in Vermont. Fuck Canada.

We can all agree on this (OC)

Jk. I love you guys.

I guess the leaf on their flag is alright.

All memes aside, Toronto is genuinely a fun city. Some of the cityfolk are weird but most of them are still generally polite and helpful.

My best drones is Canadian.
>biggest asshole I know. Like a real life shit poster
Doesn't want to go back and is a trump supporter.

Same. The color scheme is nice, and the maple isn't such a bad inspiration, considering its prominence and uses. The north has the best autumns, too.

What about Montreal?

I was only in Montreal for like a day when I was eleven, so I can't remember anything besides being pleasantly surprised by the number of fluent English-speakers at the time.

That's a lot more than I can say, and the population in my city is over 85% white.

Thanks guys.

I shitpost constantly, baiting as a die-hard leftist to get some (you)s, but deep down it hurts. I want to stop but I can't. I am really fucking right wing and despise leftists, but I'm simply addicted to the (you)s.

Donate some (you)s to a Canuck in need, eh?

You used to be a country of badass lumberjacks and hunters.

You gave America Mark Steyn

they're not as gay as their PM

I know the feeling, I am very white and can't help but to act nigger so I get those (you)s.

In Alberta, Saskatchewan, and inland BC you still find real Canadians.

Ignore the East (Ontario, Quebec, etc.). All quality posters on this board posting under a Canadian flag are probably from the aforementioned provinces above (BC, AB, SASK.). If we could separate, we would, but no one would help us (except the Chinese, but we will never whore ourselves out to them).

>also, who /independentwesterncanada/ here???

I only go there when absolutely necessary for work and shit. It has pockets of cool areas( Kensington Market is interesting, same with downtown shopping and the union station architecture is cool) but jesus christ the rest of it just annoying.

>401 is absolutely atrocious
>407 is also shit considering its a toll route
>people regularly walk in front of traffic
>the city is under construction like 24/7
>lack of no honk signs means lots of honking dicks

I'm sure there's a lot of smaller great areas that I haven't seen but as someone who only goes once every few months, fuck that city. At least its pretty clean.

Thank you useless leaf bastards for Sidney Crosby and mario

I spent three days in Halifax. The people there who weren't busy clubbing away their education were some of the most well-spoken, friendly, educated people I have ever met. Also, they have Seven Bays Bouldering, where you can rock climb and drink beer in the same room for about 15 dollars.

I really like that leaf poster who BTFO conservatards with his economic data and graphs.

My schtick is that I pretend to be a "LGBTQ2+" youth counselor with degrees in native and sexual minority studies of Quebecois descent. The (you)s are too delicious.

I love u neighbor

Canada's PM is an embarrassment.

Not here, not now.

Save the ironic leftist shitposting for other threads. This is a /leaffeels/ thread.

>UNKNOWN

I know that's you Obama/Anti Harper poster.

Harper was a puppet for the chinese though so I don't hate you for shitting on him.

We love you too. I went to Montana last weekend, so fucking comfy. Feels so much more genuinely free than the current pseudo-socialist state of this country.

Yeah, but so is Moldova's economy.

Canadians are very nice people.

I want to visit Nova Scotia.

After you fuck a Canadian mans wife he says sorry.

>Click here

fuck this gay thread

>something nice to say about Canadians

They are not Americans.

I was waiting for you. Bring it in, fwiend.

His heart was in the right place. I don't care what people say about him, I truly and honestly love Stephen Harper. Hurts everyday to know that that day is one day further away from the glory days of Stephen Harper. Now we find ourselves in the smoking ruins of a leftist's paradise...

WHY CAN'T I GRAB YOUR FLAG?

Come to Alberta.

Ignore him.

Buy a trailer for like 20 grand and live TPB experience.

Theres a Canadian who posts on pol that said he has collected over 1000 pro-Obama US economic statistics and charts just so he can shitpost on pol.

So, if anything, you're a dedicated people.

Atleast it's not Mexico

Sounds like someone's salty he's from a POOR province.

Guys. IT'S ANDORRE FLAG!

I find the Trailer Park Boys enjoyable.

I have a thing for comfy, cold, coastal areas. Such as New England, Washington state, Oregon, etc.

Alberta is landlocked, isn't it? Isn't it rural and mostly farmland and industry?

(You)
They can be your friends or your enemies; pick wisely, because they live next door, they're loaded with Muslims, and their PM is Justin Trudeau.

They invented ice hockey and I appreciate that.

Maple syrup and your native Chinese.

Thanks for making hockey popular Canada. Got me through high school.

You can get a trailer for like 9k in Alberta.

I'm self employed, I buy trailers for 9K, put about 40K into them, fix them up really nicely, and then rent them out. I actually make decent coin, and I have employees now too to help with the renovation process (I used to do it on my own, built up enough capital to get a small office, equipment, and eventually employees).

I have 17 trailers to date and just bought a 25 suite apartment building in a dodgy part of town for 750,000 that was in a fucking HORRIBLE state... It was going to be bulldozed, but it's structurally sound. Getting guys to start working on it, it'll be my biggest project to date.

I love Montreal, go visit 2-3 times a year

WE GAVE YOU MOLYMEME

That's pretty dope actually.Best of luck in fighting the foreign investment dicks. BC recently put in a thing to tax them but it was way too late.

I'm just giving an estimate since I looked online for one a while back. My buddy in NS used to love it since you can buy shit for like half the price anywhere else because everyone there is poor as shit.

Alberta has an amazingly diverse landscape. We have forest (taiga), desert, grassland, and the Rocky Mountains.

New Brunswick or Prince Edward Island is comfier than Nova Scotia in my opinion though.

It's alright, but I did expect at least one of them. There's no way a single person can stay up all night and day shitposting, unless they're on meth. What I do know, is that lots of Canadians have to do damage control for their country all the time on this board, and they do it almost completely on their own. Pretty fucked up desu.

GO TO VANCOUVER ISLAND

BEST CANADA

Foreign investment isn't really an issue in Edmonton (my city). Especially considering that I operate within a somewhat of a niche market that most investors don't want to touch (low income housing). Being a slumlord is pretty fun though, I'm 34, own a BMW, a new house in a suburb, 8 full time reno employees (I do all administrative work, I also hire lots of temp guys for larger projects), designer clothes, somewhat of prestige, and some power.

After this apartment project is done (6 months - 1 year), I'm hoping to continue to do trailers, but focus more so on inner city investment.

>desu
> t o b e h o n e s t

Fucking Hiroshima.

What about the ethnic makeup?

What parts of Canada are still mostly white Canadian?

I have never hated a country or its people more than I hate canada.

I have OP posts filtered by Canadian flag. Just sayin.

My family is originally from Manitoba, however my family has lots of policemen. I have quite a few relatives who resettled as RCMP officers working on Vancouver Island in small towns. Pretty cozy, low crime. I love the prairies though since they're my home.

Gtfo, nigger.

Native Canadian here.
Please stop promoting fag enabling in my communities. The alcoholism is one thing but this degeneracy is just too much.

T. Anishnaabe patriot

Small towns/small cities on the prairies.

Further east is better.

West is mostly asian.

Cheers buddy.

Get fucked, chug. Literally no one likes you in this country. I have had native tenants, all of them got evicted for trashing the place/attracting a police presence to my rental properties within a 3 month maximum.

(You)

>t. someone who has never been to western canada outside of edmonton, calgary, and vancouver.

They dont have blasphemy laws o wait

I have lived in western canada my whole life. I have lived in edmonton, calgary, and vancouver among others.

Suck it easy.

No real Original is a fag enabler or a coward. I still will fight for my people. Whatever their issues, the momentum is stacked against your lot now. We will be the elite and you will be nothing.

There isn't much you can say about Canada that is nice. We're being overrun by niggers/Asians/Pakis and we voted for some faggot's even bigger faggot son because he said he'd legalize pot. He didn't legalize pot. This country is full of, and run by, complete retards and I look forward to my future in amateur pyrotechnics when things get bad.

Yeah, when you folk are left to your own devices, you go hungry, drink Xerox printer, and kill yourselves at record rates.

>what is attawapiskat reserve

We all know Canada's a shithole. That's why this is a CanadIAN appreciation thread.

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>spot the cowardly traitor

Here's a plus everyone hate's Wynne's guts so if Toronto can at least get converted to NDP we might see conservatives taking back the province through influence on Northern Ontario


Honestly though all of Harper's cronies are trying to take the reigns of the conservative party so unless something changes internally or Trump gets elected we'll be getting boned for a few more years

What about among the islands that were mentioned?

Because we are cursed. I promise you, there will be changes. Every cuck you see of my race doesn't respect our traditions, they are brainwashed. We will rise victorious. Attawapiskat will be a glorious port. The Bay belongs to us. Degeneracy will be purged. You fear us. You fear your own nations collapse. Just put your head down and enjoy the feeling of being in control for as long as you can.

sometimes we all need a little attention, dont let the hate get you down, im here for you always user. I love you

>being this delusional

Wew lad.

>The natives are getting uppity

Why are you mad Pisses With Cats?

>spot the coward who won't do anything to make things better

I don't think you understand what I meant by amateur pyrotechnics

I'm a genius. I have nothing to prove.

You guys are fucked. Your house is burning. We know exactly where you are, we have seen it happen before and you lads cannot and will not stop it.

I know the future. You better stop with all the hate towards us for your benefit. Our victory is guaranteed. In 20 years, you will remember that I was right. Your sons and daughters are going up against an evil world. I am the Man and you two are not.

I will bring my people the science of victory. You faggots can go get fucked.

I like Canada. Canada made good cartoons, made good food , walnut. Maple syrup. Canada make Assassin's Creed. Canada, also did make a pleasent, well-posture stereotype, drive zamboni, do good for all , be fiscally poltiical, do things for the good of all, but most importantly, the White bobsled riders, doglsed, and the moose. I'd want the Canada stereotype myself, just eh, moose, syrup, and plad. WE have the Fat Burger one. Fuck that. I want to be regarded as that Nice Man who says eh, aboot, abote, and just the voice of his accent make others laugh, make baby cry. But out of real joy. Joy for Canada.

At least you guys can own some guns. Seriously one of you has a lynx.

I hate the Canadian fuckers for the same reason I hate the Aussie cunts; shitposting.

Other than that I consider them more Ida brother country than the fags in eurolanistan.

That's enough listerine for you tonight, wouldn't you say, chief?

Our gun laws aren't as strict as you may think... I can legally buy an SKS, hell I can legally buy an AR from the Cabelas in my city if I get my license.

I'm healthy. I don't fuck around, all the while your captains are out getting BLACKED out. It's you who needs a mouth wash, you filthy blasphemous nation of cocksuckers.

Dieu et mon Droit. We're Hebrews.

Just close your eyes, Cardinal. It's late, you don't want to pull a "tipsy wipsy native wanders out at night and fally-wallies into the river and drowny-drowns", do you?

If you get your RPAL and join a gun club.

literally calm down tonto

That would be horrible for his wife Smells Like Dog.

not gonna lie i enjoy seeing australia and canada fight

They're pretty much us, but not officially.

You cacucasian edomites are finished.
I have serene peace in the guarantee of your destruction and how you will anguish like women on the day of destruction.