You wake up in Poland as a Pole

>you wake up in Poland as a Pole

How long does it take for you to end yourself?

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Depends on how much money I could earn there

The average salary is 1050 euros I think.

I earn 2500k pln so it's around 600 euro
but Russian champagne cost 5zł (1 euro) so it aint bad

After spending money on all your needs like rent, food, insurance etc., how much would be left?

I'm in the middle of changing work but in my last job I earned around 800 euro all together plus I had a company car/cellphone/fuel money. It was a ok job but the boss was shouting 99% of the time.

I earn 1600zł netto (zakład pracy chronionej, light job, shit pay) and I get 900pln bux (I'm schizo so I have renta) and I can get by

Depends. Renting a apartment is like 300(40m2 one)-500(bigger one) euro in a city other than probably Warsaw.

Food is quite cheap, just like in Germany but -10% or so. Tv + a 120mb connection is 20 euro.

This is not actually a champagne and it is not made in Russia. But I still believe that it must be banned as a heritage from occupants

>you wake up in Poland as a Pole

Every day for the last 25 years

I earn 1000 euros after taxes and I can even save some money each month though I am renting a flat

Cincin is like 3 euro.

That reminds me I need to go to żabka and buy some plum Soplica and sprite. It's the best drink combo.

>you wake up as a Pole
Every day for the last 30 years
>in Poland
for 26 years, spent 4 years in Ireland
still a Pole thou

I make about 700 eur net, but I have my own apartment in Warsaw, so my costs of living are very low and I can get by.

try 32

sigh

Noice, which district?

Targówek. It's poor, but ok for me.

>32
I will be 31 in September, born 1987 so not far eh?

Everyone who was born before 1989 must be banned because they are influenced by the occupant

That's not bad

I will not.

*larps as winged hussar*

>Targówek
My grandmas (mothers mom) side of family was living in Targówek for years, we are Varsovians for generations (Germans bombed our house so gramps moved out a bit East and now I live 20km from Warsaw), rest family is from Belarus and there are some Jews on dads side from Warsaw too
anyhow cheers

hah

Take pics of qt girls and then look up where the embassy is at.

I have commie birth certificate but I'm no occupant my dear child

...

Yes I was a commie snitch in nursery.

It's gross. Net average is about 800 euros and actually most of people earn less.

We larp as hussars or knights to make out lifes feel better and more interesting.

this

I'm hardened

is this Russia?

Yes but they earn 3,5 times more than us and thus are better. I wish I could earn as much as a Finn, than I'd visit Japan every year not once per few years.

imagine seeing this outside your window now

Doesn't seem too bad. So after my basic needs there will still be enough money to buy weed and stuff. Regarding this, I'd end myself when I become too old to enjoy life.

Arr rook ze seim

Too long
That's the gross average, aka something nobody really earns. The median after taxes is 430 euro.

I need to say, this is quite bad. Don't they paint and renovate commie blocks in your city? They did that in mine and it's not as bad. It's still depressing, no sun, shit colours, angry people, shit wages, no hope though.

>40m2 for 300
Haha
Maybe in some village in Podkarpacie. That's the price for a private room in a shared flat in Wrocław.

these commieblocks are made of tiny green blocks

We don't have those here.

Blablablaaaaa

I love my city

looks weird desu, is this western Poland?

Poland is the catholic Russia indeed.

Nope

See no difference with Russia.

Russians are orthodox Poles

Poles are christian jews?

You die faster from despair because the alcohol is more expensive.

Is it Warsaw? Strange, I also live here but the vast majority of blocks I've seen here are renovated and the ones that haven't been renovated yet are grey, never seen such green blocks.

>Poles are christian jews?
50% christian Jews, 50% catholic Russians
it's Wołomin (20km east from Warsaw)

>the alcohol is more expensive
Well, yep, that's a problem. In Russia I can always find cheap vodka and beer of appropriate quality.

I remember times when I was buying vodka for 8pln (2 euro or something like that) and cigs for 4,5pln (1 euro)

>it's Wołomin (20km east from Warsaw)

Ok, I have a family in Kobyłka and Marki, so I know this area, but didn't really walk around in Wołomin. Towns and villages around Warsaw are surprisingly poor and ugly, though.

Wołomin is meh but it's safe, quiet and strangely comfy sometimes, it's like a sleeping place for people like me who go everyday to Warsaw to work

The next problem is that in Poland you can't drink in public places (even beer). Also, shops are closed on Sundays.

My cousin was a fan of Wicher Kobyłka and he often engaged in fights with Huragan's fans xDDD

>in Poland you can't drink in public places (even beer)
no one gives a shit about in in Wołomin
>Also, shops are closed on Sundays.
there are 24h / 7 days open booze shops on every corner here

>in Poland you can't drink in public places
In Russia too. Nobody is giving a fuck, just hide it when musor is around.
>Also, shops are closed on Sundays
Facepalm.

I met once football fans from Warsaw
it was like:
Legia? No kurwa, Huragan Wołomin, chuje!

>no one gives a shit about in in Wołomin

They don't give a shit as long as you're a drunk dres and the municipal policeman is afraid of approaching him. But if you're just a normal guy, you can be sure that you'll get fined.

>there are 24h / 7 days open booze shops on every corner here

Soon they will be closed as well:

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But I actually like it, because I don't drink alcohol and I despise drunk people.

Can I make friends in Poland by shitting on hohols? I know you guys call them KURWA UKRAINSKA which sounds pretty funny. I love the word kurwa too, it's a word in Russian too, but it's considered somewhat snobbish I guess.

>But I actually like it, because I don't drink alcohol and I despise drunk people.
tbqh I cannot drink cuz I'm schizo and I take strong meds but, I don't mind casual drinking but I hate shitfaced violent bydlo yelling 'CHUJ' in the middle of the night

Ukraina kurwa swinia!

(tbqh I have both Ukrainian and Russian friends irl, also Belarusians, I hate no one)

>Can I make friends in Poland by shitting on hohols?

Maybe among self-hating Ukrainians. Poles don't like Russians.

And Poles are mostly neutral towards Ukrainians.

immediately destroy myself

Lotsa Poles don't like many nationalities, mostly Russians and Ukros cuz muh Katyń and Wołyń kurwa but there are plenty who don't give a shit and some who like them

Well that's actually an upgade from current existance.

I wish I lived in Zakopane

>musor
Bydlo detected

You'd suffocate within 3 mins, only locals and southerners can survive there.

well perhaps yous right, I'm from land of fields

I hate ukrs to be honest. They don't speak our language and don't want to learn it. They dare even to speak to me in ukrainian on the streets. Though I can speak Russian (learnt it with my friend from Russia), I always ignore them and say prosze po polsku swinia

I've met yet another Ukrainian yesterday, he lives in Poland for years and I couldn't tell at first that he isn't Polish

I'd suffocate within 3 mins there as well because of alergy.

What you see on the picture is a beautiful field, what I see is a death trap, a grave.

This. The proper word is "ment".

Fields indeed can be deadly
We have so cute Slavic folklore

Ukrainian diaspora detected

>you wake up in Poland as a Pole

>go get passport
>go clean toilet in UK

My beloved shithole

t. musor

whew some girl had a bigass period

what anime is this ?

I don't know where is that from, sorry. I just love this pic.

What a waste of money

Yeah, a GTX 20800 and a cardboard nintendo switch would be better.

>poland and russia get along
disgusting

niemcy kurwy

jebać szkopów :^)

jebac poslkim
vilnius jest litwin

we earn like 1/3 of western salaries
but it's ok because everything is super cheap if you compare to the west