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Brady edition

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Fuck Drumpf

Should i do a speed fap before class?

nukleer blumpfhh caused b y donul drumpfhhgh

looking forward to Camelot Unchained

me on right

my GF has a nicer ass

bit rude
it's all genetic

>better ass than a brazilian

extreme doubt

bobs >

Was riding my bike today, would you like to hear about? Alright here we go.

First there was this couple (pedestrians) who would not move out of my lane. I didn't move either so I just stopped right in front of them. Guy went all "UUH DON'T YOU KNOW THE RULES OF THE ROAD" and I was like "uuuh, yeah? so move right lol" and he was like "WE'RE PEDESTRIANS" and I was like "alri whatever have a nice day" and drove off. Fuck that old fucker!!

Then I'm peacefully coasting along the track down the forest when some crazy psycho ass rottweiler starts freaking the fuck out and the owner pulls it back going all "ahaha well bikers aren't exactly his hobby". Jesus fucking Christ I hate retarded dog owners like that. Train that fucking animal or give it away. Bet your little baby just wanted to play RIGHT? Hope that bitch gets mauled to death one day. Didn't even wear a muzzle.

That's basically all haha thnks 4 reading hope u enjoyed

Doubt all you want for I know it to be TRUE.

I hate bicyclists and nigger dogs

i like bicyclists and don't mind skirting to center of the road passing them
i don't know what nigger dogs are

Last night I had a dream about you
In this dream, I'm dancing right beside you

>Americans hate exercise and hate bicycle CHADS
Entintar me sorprendido

Was driving with my car today, would you like to hear about? Alright here we go.

First there was this couple (cyclistss) who would not move out of my lane. I didn't move either so I just stopped right in front of them. Guy went all "UUH DON'T YOU KNOW THE RULES OF THE ROAD" and I was like "uuuh, yeah? so move right lol" and he was like "WE'RE CYCLISTS" and I was like "alri whatever have a nice day" and drove off. Fuck that old fucker!!

Then I'm peacefully coasting along the track down the forest when some crazy psycho ass rottweiler starts freaking the fuck out and the owner pulls it back going all "ahaha well car enthousiasts aren't exactly his hobby". Jesus fucking Christ I hate retarded dog owners like that. Train that fucking animal or give it away. Bet your little baby just wanted to play RIGHT? Hope that bitch gets mauled to death one day. Didn't even wear a muzzle.

That's basically all haha thnks 4 reading hope u enjoyed

nah, just rural fags being fat

>enthousiasts

nice blog

I could post a naughty picture if you want me to.

only if it pertains to my kinks and sexuality

do it

Well, does it?

the difference between the commoner enthusiast and average enthousiast are actually quite subtle. I wouldn't expect a german with a low IQ who speaks english as a second tongue to have a grasp on such a high level of diction.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Sibelius
>was a Finnish composer and violinist of the late Romantic and early-modern periods. He is widely recognized as his country's greatest composer and, through his music, is often credited with having helped Finland to develop a national identity during its struggle for independence from Russia.
is this the greatest achievement a composer could get?

Literally can't wait to grab my aboriginal girlfiend's thicc juicy ass again!!

>yellow women
>thicc juicy ass

I could show you but I doubt you'd be able to handle the thiccness

If obese enough, sure.

my new switch, what do you think?

HOW SHOULD I MASTURBATE

You're going to live in there or what?

probably with your hand

a butterfly is an ant with wings

Impeachment cannot come too soon.
He's corrupt AND a demented, disgusting manchild. Too much.

almost here lads

enjoy

It would be awesome if biologists could clone trigonotarbids.

thanks bud

but where

a handshake from hillary clinton

please make more goofy memes of yourstruly

>niggers

great post

americans read books?

Captain's Personal Log
Stardate 4753.4:

Today I jacked one off on the Holodeck, best one I had in a while. I created a new program based on all female actors of LegsJapan.com.
I haven't yet fashioned the program in such a way that I am able to receive footjobs, for now I am merely an invisible spectator of lesbian footworship.

some of us do
i dont because more addictive and low effort entertainment is available

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America has many good authors like Stephen King, Ernest Hemingway or Richard Bachman

i'm not FK
I'm sorry i hate him too

/cum/ doesnt produce any more oc

Captain's log supplemental:

My first officer just informed that there are several visible cumstains on my uniform.
Know I should have changed after the holo deck.

yet he still posts feet

This assertion is not too far from the truth.

ミ^ω^ミ

>die ewige Jungfrau
die Chance dass du jemals eine Frau findest die Fuß Fetischismus gut findet ist so klein wie dein Penis und Selbstwusstsein

English only
Fuck off nazi

nonsensical post

think many times before marriage, bros

The muthafuckin goon brady!
A real nigga. Ya'll ain't ready

still cant find any good burgers here, buds

the quest continues

open your own burger shop and become a thousandaire
bitches love thousandaires

What is your Uber score guys?
5.0 here.

Just make some yourself.
It's fucking plain ass ground beef on a bun.

>Uber
Tee hee. No.

reminder that the kraut dont know shit about burgers

I thought this was obvious

(OP)

>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH
>ME LIEK WILDFIRES
>ME LIEK PAYING TAXES TO SUBSIDIZE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
>ME LIEK DESTROYING WATER ECOSYSTEMS OF ENTIRE SOUTHWEST USA
>ME LIEK CHAINING CHILDREN TO BED
>ME LIEK 36% WHITE
>ME LIEK GUAC ON ALL MUH FOOD
>ME LIEK NARCISSISTIC PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
>ME LIEK SWIMMING IN TURDS AND SEWAGE FROM TIJUANA
>ME LIEK SPENDING 20% OF MY LIFE SITTING IN TRAFFIC
>ME LIEK PAYING EXORBITANT MONTHLY RENT
>ME LIEK EVERYTHING EXPENSIVE
>ME LIEK HOLLYWOOD
>ME LIEK HOMOSEXUALITY
>ME LIEK TACOS
>ME LIEK ECONOMICALLY RESTRICTIVE REGULATIONS
>ME LIEK SWEATING ALL THE TIME
>ME LIEK DROUGHTS
>ME LIEK EARTHQUAKES
>ME LIEK MUDSLIDES
>ME LIEK MEXICAN DRUGS
>ME LIEK FEDERAL JUDGES WHO UNDERMINE THE PRESIDENT ELECTED BY THE COUNTRY
>ME LIEK HOMELESS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
>ME LIEK PISSING AND SHITTING IN CITY STREETS
>ME LIEK MENTAL ILLNESS AND DRUG ADDICTION
>ME LIEK SUPERFICIALITY
>ME LIEK HAVING ZERO AMBITIONS AND GET HIGH ON BEACH ALL DAY
>ME LIEK COLLEGE STUDENTS RIOTING AGAINST CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED FREE SPEECH
>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNYEAH SO I MOVE AND TURN DEMVER, BOISE, ETC. INTO MINI CAWEEFIRNYEAHS
>ME LIEK BEING MOST HATED US STATE
>ME LIEK BEING IN THE EPICENTER OF CULTURAL DECLINE AND DEGENERACY
>ME LIEK HARBORING MILLIONS OF MEXICAN RECONQUISTAS
>ME LIEK GIVING MONEY TO MEXICANS SO THEY CAN SEND IT BACK TO MEXICO
>ME LIEK HIV/AIDS
>ME LIEK MEXICAN GANGS AND CARTEL
>ME LIEK MASSIVE LEVELS OF INCOME INEQUALITY
>ME LIEK TRANSGENDERS
>ME LIEK PEDOPHILES
>ME LIEK JURIES THAT FIND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WHO KILL PEOPLE INNOCENT
>ME LIEK TRANSPLANTED PALM TREES THAT BECOME BRITTLE
>ME LIEK WHITES ARE MINORITY
>ME LIEK NO FAULT DIVORCE
>ME LIEK DRACONIAN SMOG LAWS
>ME LIEK CULTURAL MARXISM
>ME LIEK FORCED VACCINATIONS FOR KIDS
>ME LIEK CHEMTRAILS
>ME LIEK FUMIGATION, PESTICIDES, HERBACIDES, FUNGICIDES AND TOXIC WATER
>ME LIEK PAYING ALMOST 40% INCOME TAX
>ME LIEK CRUMBLING INFRASTRUCTURE
>ME LIEK INCOMPETENT GOVERNMENT
>ME LIEK CAWEEFIRNIA

hello are you having gud day yes?

brainlet tier post

I'm fairly certain that I know how to make the best burger on all of /cum/.
Shuddering in disgust when I have to think of the bottom feeders in here who put pickles, lettuce or tomato on their burgers.

i remember reading about some thing that was pulverized meat and the outsides of it were burnt and the inside was raw

i kinda like this post desu

although it could be condensed a little please

chemtrails are the only thing alex jones is wrong about

youtube.com/watch?v=4VxLzIPuSew

i'm sick with the flu actually, so not really

no, not really

Hi

every child is a precious gift from god

>american shopping stores

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lol america is DONE FOR you don't see stuff like this in the third world

woah, maybe it's because you dont love japan that you're not having a good day

Love Ronnie Regan or as I like to call him white America's favorite sleeping pill

but i love japan

>woah, maybe it's because you dont love japan that you're not having a good day
>but i love japan

>Vote Dem at higher rates than Jews
>At the forefront of virtually all pet liberal causes
>Carry water for blacks in political discourse (e.g. police shootings) while being the most anti-black people you'll ever meet in private conversation
>Responsible for innumerable examples of historical obfuscation/outright lying: Fake of Nanking, Muh Japanese-American internment camps, Chinese Exclusion Act being a negative thing
>Unironically believe they are entitled to white women by virtue of an American passport/professional job
>Fetishize our women even more than blacks do while reee'ing about "race-fetishism!" whenever Asian girls get WESTERNIZED
>No interest in objective truth, the only truth is what is expedient at the time
>Worst espionage threat in the contemporary Western world, constantly leverage their community's clout to impede any counter-intelligence efforts
>Defend and raise legal defense funds for known spies who cripple overseas western intelligence efforts and help to further cannibalize western industry
>All of their student and activist organizations were funded by the PRC back in the 1970s (see declassified FBI docs), knowingly took this money and built virtually all present-day AAPI organizations with it
>Reflexively right-wing in regards to their homelands while being subversively left-wing in the US
>Hyper-sensitive and neurotic on a whole other level, think being asked where they come from constitutes some sort of malicious intent on the part of the asker

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>american weddings

>katana posting
>not vapeman

as if i care

*runs like a feral cat through to collective consciousness of the United States*

youtube.com/watch?v=D3V0aw-ljEg

You ok guys?

This iced coffee I am currently ingesting has 67kcal per 200ml.
Not too bad, eh?

argentina

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/ourgirl/

*destroys your country's international reputation*

>bandcamp album releases today
>still only has 2 songs available to listen to

bebi isn't supposed to handle guns.