Would your country be a good axe?

Would your country be a good axe?

tfw your country wouldn't make a good axe
why even live

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i dont know about good, but it would be pretty weird axe

It'd be more like a scythe

usa axe seems like a multitool to me
all those weird edges and angles probably have some usefulness

eeeeeeeh

FUCK it's already falling apart!

9/10 axe, I'm impressed.
pic related

Australia would make a great battle-axe.

scooby doo

We would be more of a scythe or a scimitar

This is a weird-ass axe.

No but it would be a good handle

Be my handle, Chile-chan.

> all those axis in this thread

Chile makes a nice fantasy weapon.

You're a shovel.

Kek

What would pic related be like as an axe?

an even better pickaxe which is more pat due to the mining lel

Anime weaponry

thats a scythe bitch

W-where would the handle go?

How would Greece work?

it doesn't

>Greeks, working
hah!

ooga booga

I dunno, but it would make a pretty bad wallet, just look at all those holes

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Actually, we are good axes

YOU MERICA BASTARD, GET THIS

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Props to your effort anyhow

It would make a good srbosjek

nice pickaxe

Lol good one my Aussie fren

Like a francisca

Orc hatchet..?

my orcish brothers :)

big black dildo

fitting

maybe if he didn't already have such a loose asshole

hmm

That's pretty sweet

underrated post

>Argentina shaped like ancient Persian battle axe head (pic)

Proof Argentina is white, since their country shape is inspired by the weapons of the true Aryans.

Forgot pic

Or the blade of a halberd i guess

>Greece
>work
it's not a meme, they actually don't

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If Canada tried to become an axe, Trudeau would just deepthroat the handle.

>chuj
>pronounced ho ee
what the fuck

there might be room for improvement

Is the typical broken weapon you can't afford to be repaired

Our shape is for opening cans and bottles

What the fuck am I suppose to do with these?

TWO axes
Or like Darth Maul and have one on each end

No. Maybe a good beer opener.

this is a good thread

wouldn't want to spill the beer

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best axe

here you go, you are a weapon too now.

What the fuck is that?

godfdamn put a bit of fantasy in it. It's clawed gauntlets. Like pic, but thicker and covers the forarm.

cool
kek

pretty good weapon I'd imagine

Lol it's a hoe like your women

More like you stuck your hand inside a huge holster

Looks like a hammer desu

That's what gauntlet means man.

kek

But those aren't weapons or tools, just armor

You often see weaponized gauntlets in fantasy and i guess some have existed in reality too. Apply man, come on.

nibba have you never played fantasy games?

it's reminds me baked sweet potato

Fuck you fantasy shit, Gauntlets can never be weapons and that's final

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Where is your God now?

i like this meme

Anglosphere:
+ + Strong attack
+ + Natural high defense
+ Beady eyes see all threats
+ Stylish hat
- High cholesterol
- Low stamina, easily fatigued
- - Can be baited into unnecessary wars

Fight me

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Would make a weird, unnecessarily fragile fantasy axe.

Shiet, I'm fucking stoopid. Shaft was the wrong way.

inferior design

ok perfect

How can anglos even compete

Looks like a falx

Looked like a brittle scimitar.

scrotumguay

i expected worse

jesus christ

DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN

now do the 1580 fusion

back the fuck off!?!?

saturday evening

Maryland is shaped like a submachine gun

these got esoteric pretty fast

underrated