It's 1:30 am and some woman is knocking my door

it's 1:30 am and some woman is knocking my door
what do

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let her in and fuck her ass

take a swig of vodka
open the door
smash the bottle over your head and light yourself on fire

knock back

open the door and surprise punch her in the face

fuck i just imagined someone doing this when i'm the one knocking
i would freak out

STOP MASTURBATING SO LOUDLY, WE ARE YOUR FUCKING NEIGHBOURS AND WE CAN"T SLEEP!

It's probably a gyppo. Don't answer

Polish thieves use this trick around here. Do not open the door. It's an ambush.

>not having this as an option

>be american
>knock the door
>get shot

>only six shots at life

Your game is weak.

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I wish

Oh there are 40 round options available

Got any eggs in the fridge, OP?

>fast loader
is it really faster if you don't have it ready?

autistically ignore her, and go post on Sup Forums

obviously

A little bit faster...you spin the loader and it releases the rounds

>be american
>always include at least a gun, bottle of alcohol, or drug in every picture

Don't forget our pay stubs

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kek

i would shoot her. you have the right to defend yourself

not in poland, you would probably go to prison if you kill someone who breaks into your house and threatens you