Spider-man heard you talking shit last night and is PISSED, he wants you dead...

Spider-man heard you talking shit last night and is PISSED, he wants you dead. The character in the last comic book you read will protect you, how screwed are you?


Hardmode: If it's two Peter Parker's they both try to kill you.

I ain't scared

The last book I read was a GL book so I'm fine, Spider-Man can't do shit to me in space

Spider-Man wouldn't want to kill any one, especially for such an inane reason, so it's probably just Chameleon. Spider-Man will protect me.

Lobo, lol good fucking luck

Gwenpool so im probably fucked.

>mfw the last thing I read was Hellboy

As long as I don't go full retard and start reading from some magic tome to try and save myself and accidentally summon a spider monster I'm all good. Hellboy probably even has some magic shit that'll work on Peter just because of the Spider Totem bullshit.

>Peter
>killing
Boy you sure scared me!

>Spider-woman
She'll just pheromone his shit up and we'll fly away.

She knows all his secrets so it's a good one

No she should know that being in a Spider-Man crossover will boost her sales. She'd do her best to save you and make him look foolish.

>Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane
im not nearly creative enough to predict the outcome

Agent venom. Not sure how fucked. Probs get fucked at some point.

>Welcome back, Frank
I think I'll be ok. Not great, but ok

Hal Jordan, I think I'm fine

In this situation Peter is bloodlusted, no way around that unless the person protecting you can control emotions

Read All new ultimates

>Ms. Marvel
Fuck

>Spider-Man wants to kill me
>pic related is protecting me

Good fucking luck, Parker.

>Miles
no sweat, he'll just sting Parker for an easy win

>lois dumps superman for spider-man to make him jealous
>spider-man has to deal with a jealous supes now

Meanwhile you'll be watching them fight with Lois while eating popcorn.

>Spider-Man is protecting me from Spider-Man.

Aw fuck, not another clone saga.

lmao frank cant stop pissed spider-man

Venom:Space Knight. Thanks God,Venom is raging again,spidey is doomed.

Old man Logan.

>Shocker

I'm good

>vision
Either he kills me himself or he starts hallucinating and thinks im his dead son

no

Carnage-man?
I'm so saved my house burnt down and I've been shot off to mars on a SHIELD helicarrier somehow

Afrika Bambaataa's got my back.

Good to know my protector is CUTE

top kek

Now post the bullshit part next page.

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Last I read was this.

Ghost rider, I think I'd be more than ok.

I think Wolverine will protect me just find.

I'm thinking I'll be fine and he'll be doomed.

Carnage-man has got my back.

Nigga he has the worst track record against Spidey.

Wolverine has been defeated by Spider-man quite a few times.
He's just too slow, weak, and reckless.

The real question is whether Spider-man is white enough to resist those beats.

Harley Quinn

I'm pretty fucked.

Come at me, bro.

>spider-man wants to kill me

>spider-man will protect me

But I love Spider-Man! Why would I talk shit about him?

>read All-star Superman before bed last night.

Good luck with that Spidey.

>implying he couldn't cook up Kryptonite webbing

>MJ
That's pretty much the perfect answer.

>Reading comprehension

>Hardmode: If it's two Peter Parker's they both try to kill you.

Unless you're talking about Miles or something.

I think I'm fine.

>Green Lantern
I just have to leave the planet for a while. He will cool down or forget about me eventually.

You're done for buddy.

See:

Same powers + Venom Blast + Minority Points = Easy Victory

So it ultimately depends who is writing the story.
Franks pretty popular these days and if he is trying to defend me clearly I'm not that bad a person, so I think I'll be fine.

One Above All is sucker for Peter's dick. Wouldn't happen.

hey maybe lois will date me to make superman jealous, r-right guys?

>Judge Dredd

I confess to a crime and get sent to the cubes. Masked vigilante AND tries to break into an iso-block to murder someone under the department's watch? Spidey's drokked.

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>Last comic I read was Future Quest

Got Space Ghost and Birdman to back me up. I ain't never scared.

>So it ultimately depends who is writing the story.
Literally the answer to every versus thread.

Fucking Paste Pot Pete could kill Superman if the writer wanted him to

Oldbo' or Fagbo'?

Fuck, I have two Spider-men against me, Im pretty fucked

I doubt OAA would hold Peter's hand through murdering some random guy. Or interfere at all really.

He never even had a chance on his quest for vengeance.

>Constantine
I think I'm fine

Well safe from Spiderman anyway

he dead

based

Maybe Gwen could speak to his heart

Undead Vampire Batman from Batman Crimson Mist

last thing i read was agent venom maybe i will be alright

Does he also try to molest you or Spider-Man?

Scarlet Spider is already the pissed Spider-Man. This'll be good

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goddamnit

All-Star Superman is the keyword. He was immune to kryptonite. His powers went up to an 11, but essentially Superman had supercancer.

Came here to post this

Aracely a cute

He has dealt with worse but then again I might get killed before he stops spiderman.

>Lucifer

Yeah, I think I'm good.

I guess it depends on which cable I get and if he just grabs spiderman with telekinesis and throws him into the stratosphere or if its old fuck cable and just tries to shoot him.

Last thing I read was Watchmen
so do I get to choose who I want?
Cuz if so, Doc Manhattan is just gonna curbstomp Spidey.

He'll make a deal with him.

>Cable & Deadpool

Probably fucked with just Deadpool, same with just tech Cable but if I got Cable at the hight of his power Spidey is fucking toast.

>Calvin and Hobbes
I'm good.

>Batman Beyond comic

Terry and Spidey are pretty similar, but I'd say Terry has a slight advantage.

How the heck did I manage to make SPIDEY mad enough to kill? That doesn't seem very in character.

>Booster Gold

...I'm not sure how safe I am.

This ought to be good.

Peter would overcome the bloodlust through willpower and his "nobody dies" mentality.

I think I'm fine

>Spider-Man vs Superman Prime

Yeah, I'm fine.

>Alice from Tales from Wonder
Im dead but at least my dick is wet

>Secret Wars' Doom
I'm more concerned about the guy protecting me.

>Marshal Law

this... should be interesting