One chance at life

>one chance at life
>born into the easiest possible language
Looks like I'm destined to be monolingual

>one chance at life
>OP is born a brainlet

> one chance at life
> born into the greatest country in the world

>one chance at life
>raised into english and japanese
Ha, I bet you anglo fucks can't even figure out non-SVO word orders.

my angloid ass is on fire

I'm American and I've learned German and am poised to learn Russian and its periphery languages, Norwegian and Afrikaans in due time.

>Norweigan and Afrikaans
But why
And when you say poised you mean you've only learns German (nah but good on ya for that the grammar and cases are fucked keep up the good work cunny)

WEAK ass nigga

just learn spanish first, takes like 3 months if you work at it

I want to live in Norway and be a Missionary to South Africa.
I am visiting Germany in a couple months and after that I already have lessons lined up for Russian

South Africa's Christian as fuck and honestly English is more of a lingua franca there than Afrikaans even though it has slightly less native speakers of it

You can be a Missionary without trying to convert people, more of a humanitarian thing to protect other Christians from persecution.

>one chance at being a human
>not one of the 2 billion clones that dont care for each other in china
>not one the 1 billion clones that are extremely clumsy and die in masses for some reason in india
>not one of the 900 million africans that suffer from literally every single bad thing you could possibly imagine

Your current situation might be bad and your country might not be the best, but god be damned if we don't have it better than 70% of the human population.

Fair enough
Still though where it's really shit in the townships they'll speak one of the African languages
Afrikaans is mostly Boers and Cape coloureds who aren't in as bad conditions generally
T. Half anglo South African

I feel especially called to help the Afrikaners whos property and land fell victim to the ANC and vile gangs and now are homeless or live in shanty towns, they'd speak English and/or Afrikaans, right?

unironically kill yourself you faggot
stop getting your opinions from Sup Forums memes

>stop trying to help people

Afrikaners are on average hugely better off than the average South African the genocide thing is a meme
the economy is fucked and can't handle the population so there's 25% unemployment and a shit ton of underemployed with no welfare which you combine with a pretty well off minority middle class and you get massive crime.

>le i must help save de huwhites from genocidde by de ebil niggers

I knew about this before I had internet access, my grandpa told be about it when I was like 8

Look up South Africa Farm Attacks if you don't believe me.

one chance at life. lost the lottery of life. was born a (((cult group member))). wish (((the cult group))) never conceived/reproduced.