Brit/pol/ - Revolutionary Swimmers Edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=gSq8ZBdSxNU

>Adam Peaty wins first gold medal for Team GB
bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/36685693

>Five new Labour Party members have won a High Court battle over their legal right to vote in leadership election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37009871

>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/06/treasury-looks-at-quitting-the-single-market-as-city-rejects-nor/

>Coloured folk fight the good fight against the racist oppression of The Man
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/black-lives-matter-protest-blocks-heathrow-airport-traffic/

>Globalists cry tears of frustration at inexorable surge of FTSE 350
express.co.uk/finance/city/696945/FTSE-100-surges-to-highest-level-in-12-months-in-response-to-BoE-s-interest-rate-cut

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spectator.co.uk/2016/08/the-real-hate-crime-scandal/
soundcloud.com/the-spectator-podcast/the-real-hate-crime-scandal
twitter.com/MSmithsonPB/status/762596287661412352
youtube.com/watch?v=kSjfi0pYhEw
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Peaty is fuckng huge.
Looks like a natty bodybuilder.

Scary

/k/ banner might be might favourite banner desu

also, tfw no qt athletic jennis gf

WHO /PATRIOTIC PEATY/ HERE?

MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY

I want Helen Skelton to feed me her bogies.

>Get one of those electric toothbrushes in Amazon's 50% off sale for them
>Leaflet says if you've never used one before, some bleeding is to be expected
>Think nothing of it
>Use it
>Mouth looks like I've had a period in there

Jesus fuck, lads.

What do you think of Lisa Duffy's comments? Basically she wants to ban face veils, ban islamic schools and sharia courts.

Is this compatible with UKIP's more classical liberals?

Nth for the sheer femininity of female rugby players

I DID IT FOR MY COUNTRY

I WANT TO THANK THE ROYAL FAMILY
I WANT TO THANK THE BRITISH PEOPLE
I WANT TO THANK THE COUNTRY I LOVE

> P A T R I O T I C . P E A T Y

source, explanation, anything.
I need to know.

Richard Ayoade did a music video

Are You Being Served is back.

>BBC up to their old tricks

Thanks m8.

Sounds like you may have something wrong with your gums.

>watched an entire series of the X files over two days

FUCKING SCOTSSSS REEEEEEEEE

>become diverse society free of hate
>police have to roam around like military units to stop people from killing each other

Is that the Polish girl who killed herself?

I liked that show
Used to watch it when I was NEET.

>Trevor Bannister replaced with WE

Nice one auntie

>Let's rehash another comedy to appeal to the pensioners who still watch BBC
>Let's add a load of black people in time periods where there wouldn't be any
>This can't possibly backfire on us
>Who cares? We get our funding by law

>Only one black man
>No Muslims

Well this isn't very diverse at all

Gums are fine, had a dentist appointment two weeks ago and everything was all good there.

Yes, but remember, she was 15 so you're a paedo

No fooking way

Interesting article from the Spectator: Britain's Real Hate Crime Scandal
spectator.co.uk/2016/08/the-real-hate-crime-scandal/

Huh, just keep ploughing on with it I guess.

FFS, that`s not a communist fist.
And socialist greeting is you know what.

>Is that the Polish girl who killed herself?
To be fair if I was polish I'd probably top myself too

How can a girl that good looking kill herself.... It's mental.

>mfw scotland leaves

Check out the latest Spectator podcast, half of it is about that article, and it has an interview with Brendan O’Neill & Kevin O’Sullivan.

soundcloud.com/the-spectator-podcast/the-real-hate-crime-scandal

Sounds like you're applying too much pressure, lad

You should barely push down at all with an electric toothbrush

>And socialist greeting is you know what.

she was silenced for standing up against islam

Thank, will do.

Starting to consider getting a Spectator subscription, I'm fed up of the New Statesman now, they're getting on my nerves.

Why were you using the New Statesman in the first place? They've been socialist/Fabian since their inception.

How long until DP and TW are back? I miss Andy Neil

REBUILD HADRIANS WALL AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT

It is honestly mental. She could have told me, or any other twat, that she was depressed and needed company or a friend or a slave, etc. and I'd have done it.

I'm starting to lose it lads. My industry (creative) is full of SJW's. I'm surrounded by these people 50 hours a week. What do

I'd definitely switch, The Spectator is great. If you can manage it though, it's a bit long-winded and wordy sometimes, Private Eye is pretty good and worth getting as well. It's basically like reading front page news 3 years in advance.

Even if I didn't agree with everything they wrote, they were interesting, but now they're increasingly filling up with rubbish.

With this attitude you will forever be cucked by women

>tfw still no article 50

I haven't subscribed but I do buy Private Eye, really interesting stuff in there.

get a manual job

That's why it's so suspicious. An attractive, blonde girl doesn't just kill herself at school because "bullying". She would've had friends or beta orbiters

LIB DEM SURGE

Still too used to a manual then. I'll ease up on it tonight, cheers.

January 1st 2017.

Good swim
Good swim

I don't believe May's lies.

>Even after Farron went for the bawling student remainers, this is all they get

Is he on suicide watch? Cause I really think he should be.

May is a Europhile. There will be no Brexit so long as she's in power.

Its all but confirmed now boys

Owen Smith now down to a 6% chance on Betfair following high court decision that new members can vote

twitter.com/MSmithsonPB/status/762596287661412352

He's more concerned that milk prices may be affected by Brexit. He's on a mission.

SHUT IT DOWN

Me too lad, they're all crying about how the working class that voted leave don't know whats good for them.

They all keep claiming they're leaving for Berlin but I doubt they ever will

I'm now a #friesian4farron

Hahahhahahahhahhah

Goodbye Labour, it was nice knowing you.

Remember to double knot the noose

Why is Rachel so cute smdh ffs

I want

>And socialist greeting is you know what.
Sucking your comrades dick?

>Rebecca Adlington

So this actually happens.

Lots of the trains from Bristol to London... I forgot what service it is, have those doors with the windows on that you can open. (In fact, you can only open the door from the outside, so to get out, you have to open the window, stick your arm out, and open the handle on the outside.)
Coming back from London to Bristol, I'd often stick my head out of the windows and get a mad blast of air. It felt great.

t. high class art graduates

She the one with the huge nose?

>tfw she cucked her teenage sweetheart for a foreign dancer

REEEE

NATIONALISE THE RAILWAYS NOW

>tfw she cucked her teenage sweetheart for a foreign dancer

Ah dropped then

The state of this cunt

...

BAN ASSAULT WINDOWS

>ISIS now have trains working for them

None of us are safe now.

#notalltrains
#I'llridewithyou

RADICALISED TRAINS

They're gonna come after our buses next

I think becoming an IT consultant is like... the path you take if you failed at university.

I got a 2.2 in STEM, which ain't great, but it's enough to get onto graduate courses which teach you C, or some other language, and then you get work as a consultant.
Now, knowing C, or other languages, is sort of.... nerdy and technical enough to make you feel smart; and as you learn other languages you can even get a decent wage.

Just somehting I have been thinking about and what may be of interest to younguns on brit/pol/.
I actually got onto such a graduate course but I didn't like it. But I am bored with my current job as a lab technician and so am thinking about the IT consultant path again.

>had manual job in a factory making drillheads and screws
>everyone there hated blacks / muslims / anyone who wasn't white
>called the boss they hated "blacky"

felt good man

CORBYN'S ON A MISSION
TO PURGE THE BLAIRITE WHORES
IT'S GONNA BE A LANDSLIDE
ON ROBOT WARS

>Election day numbers

Orange is back, baby!

Last line desperately needs another syllable lad

>Labour will split within 12 months
What a time to be alive

Britain still ruling the waves, as usual.

Europe is slowly burning
And the slavs are still poor
We're crashing the EU here tonight
On Robot Wars

it helps that folk from norfolk have webbed fingers

I've never watched robot wars and have no interest in watching it.

YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE

Is that Roll Safe? He is fucking hillarious lads.

The fucking memories..

>John Challis

comfy as fuck

>that cunt from Bad Education

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When a man is tired of Robot Wars, he is tired of life

CORBYN'S VICTORY BROUGHT JIHADI HORDES
WHILE SLEEPING GIANT STILL SNORES
AVENGE ME REMOVE KEBAB
THIS WAS ROBOT WARS

feck

who /working from home/ here?

Died too young
also those are insanely boring children names.

Not tired of it
it just looks too boring to bother watching

THE JIHADI HORDES
THEY INVADE OUR SHORES
WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT
HERE ON ROBOT WARS

What's your job? I'm a creative in the advertising industry

Everyone's obsessed with Trump in my office

>natty
el oh el

How could Captain Scarlet deal with ISIS, lads?

Why did you include a picture of Dermot Morgan?

BBC took him on because they gotta "appeal to da youtz innit" and now he's shite

youtube.com/watch?v=kSjfi0pYhEw

>a parcel i'm waiting for has been stuck in Langley HWDC for over a week

SORT YOUR SHIT OUT, CUSTOMS

Read his bio

...

Who else here /Jazz Carlin/?

Being reminded that BBC3 is online only always brightens my day

>Scotland

Web and graphic design, the creatives and social media people are Blairites but the back-end and some front-end devs and more rational, so I assume they're shy tories