Be Korean

>Be Korean
>Have a Chinese surname

>Be Vietnamese
>Have a Chinese surname

>Be Japanese
>Have a Japanese surname

>be japanese
>have a chinese language

>be japanese
>suck american cock

>Be Korean
>Have a Korean script

>Be Thai
>Have a Thai script

>Be Japanese
>Have a Chinese script

>Be Japanese
>Can't learn Chinese Characters without butchering the pronunciation

>be australian
>have a chinese surname

>be Italian
>have Chinese surname

>Be Singaporean
>Have a Chinese surname

>be English
>have French surname

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t. Zhang

>be Chinese
>have an Onomatopoeia surname

>be Chinese
>get Nanking'd

>be Bulgarian
>have a Turkish surname + -ov

>have no surname

no

ching chong ping pong yeah yeah I'll have my rent tomorrow

>Be American
>Have a random English word as a surname because your foreign grandpa wanted to fit in

>be Chinese and Korean
>have many words Japanese created

t.oothpaste on a saltine

>Be Korean
>Not affected by ancestor's irradiation

>Be Chinese
>Not affected by ancestor's irradiation

>Be Japanese
>Birth defects by ancestor's irradiation

Only Emperor has no family name in Japan.
Because everybody knows the family in Japan.

嘿嘿

so boring thread...

>be jap
>have 1/3 of language english loanwords
>can't speak english

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>be ruskie
>1/4 of the population don't have a toilet

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>have 1/3 of language english loanwords
What?

>be japanese

>Be Garfield
>

Jon has had sex with TWO (2) people!

Garfield and Odie!!

be (((cult group mass terrace))).
immigrate to all other countries.
linguicide all other languages.
happy! yippy! yehey!

fucking lol

but what is Jon's ethnicity?

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>japanese created
no all those words are created by western civilization and what japs only did is just making them into chinese character

>hospital -> 病院
>democracy -> 民主主義
>science -> 科学

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>be Japan
>hate China
>uses Chinese language and characters

That's a deep frustration, a real punch in the gut.

>Be America
>Call someone Shitalian
>Use Shitalian letters

Italian letters? Do you mean Latin alphabet?

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>be china
>steals japanese stuff as always

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need you guys to exercise some control here

that barely amounts to 1/100000000 of the value of IPs china has stolen from japan

Can you even steal something when the entire culture you are stealing from is a copycat of your culture?

>be whTe
>have a sandnigger name
>follow a sandnigger religion
>hates sandniggers

Yeah buddy
>Inb4 you wuzn't romunz reeeeeee

>be Bulgarian
>have a protestant name

>this is not an IP infringement because your culture look like ours

>be Slovenian
>-ič

You know that is also right for your culture(and my).
Just change china on Rome or Greece.

the fuck did I say, guys?

This

>burger 'culture'
lolk

relevant

>be Russian
>-ov
>Greece name and surename
>Religion based on Roman and Greece tradition (and in some part on old slavic pagan tradition)

why can't we be friends, guise?

>be Russian
>be Catholic
>have a Polish surname
>"I'm Russian"

>india is number 1

Superpower 2020!

>be Australian
>have a Chinese surname

>be an irrelevant city state
>constantly sucking dick of whomever power is adjacent and potent to you
cuck

We don't claim otherwise

Moscow claimed Third Rome, USA claimed Roman Republican values. Both of us have not said we were first, or unique. We acknowledge the lineage of progression

Japanese people do not acknowledge Chinese culture (besides Yu Suzuki) and how Korean nobles populated their island.

>be pole
>have a german surname

>be Australian
>have Russian surname
>"are you dutch?"

what is your surname

Are you polish?

That moonrune looks like it was cut by Helen Keller on PCP.

>be Malayan Chink
>have a spanish surname

pathetic japs

This.

Flips are the most embarrassing in Asia.

No offence

>Japanese people do not acknowledge Chinese culture (besides Yu Suzuki)
We do acknowledge that some of our culture came from the continent, though we don't associate it with PRC, as the continent has been conquered many times by barbarians since then, not to mention the fact that 'China' is a very rough concept which encompasses many elements made by different ancient entities which lived in what is now China. Also, how's it even a bad thing that we don't claim the successor to ancient China? It would rather be healthy not to usurp the legitimacy of other people's heritage. We have our own millennia-lasting imperial line and heritage to stick to (as the testament to our invincibility of course), so we don't have to fall back on something that is ultimately not ours to feel authenticity.

>and how Korean nobles populated their island.
Lmoa, even Chinese and Korean documentary materials suggest that part of the peninsula was populated by the Japanese in ancient times and that ancient Korean kingdoms like Paekche and Shilla were bitches to Japan to such an extent that royals were transferred to Japan as hostages, which later became what are known as Korean "nobles" who "populated" Japan. So, we do know and acknowledge how they ended up here.

you talk as if you arn't a copycat yourself mr yunioshi?

>be japanese soldiers in nanking
>take the chinese family name of the women you raped

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>be neighbouring countries
>Have similarities in culture

You have Korean surnames too.

>Be Finnish
>Have a Swedish first name

>Be Japanese
>Stick with ancient Chinese hieroglyphic

Wut does it mean

>be British
>have a Paki last name

Those words were basically copied from ancient Chinese books you idiot

Also translation isn't creation

Only Zainichi

>Roman alphabet
>Shitaly
>Implying

>Zainichi is NOT Japanese

>be japanese
>1/3 of 20-years old guys havent seen vagina yet

>participate in event that never happened
>take Chinese surname of woman you never met
FTFY

>t copycat from roma