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/brit/
have to go to toil on a saturday lads
what's your ideal gf's name and occupation?
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anyone else notice how compared to six months ago the yank presence has diminished significantly? strange
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>youtube.com
this is EXACTLY what boomers think of when they hear about """hacking"""
kendra sunderland
'actress' for blacked
haha fuck boomers! le boomers le mellenals le epic
Ex gf apparently cheated on me aha
What she doesn't know is I saved all her nudes without her knowledge.
Genuinely would not surprise me if every single right wing roach in /brit/ was either a NEET or pasty student virgin
if you are maladaptive in any way you are far more likely to swing right than left
yeah swede?
Wahey drakeposting
We /2015/ now
i'm pretty right wing and have a job.
you're right with the pasty virgin bit though
you botched this post, m8
over the top
Going with the finnish gf to vote in the Finnish presidential elections today
Had to take a shit in somebody's front garden last night, was grim
post them
beth
unemployed (and fully dependant on me)
>when dad learns how to use the internet
do yanks get days off work cause of the shutdown?
>no edition
patrician
if i have sex with this 21 year old, i'll be so happy
>yeah swede?
look, it's trying to think
yeah because I need posting advice from a fucking yank lmao, learn your place
fondly remember the era where pic related was the default reaction image for half of Sup Forums
Who's she voting for? x
Love your updates mate, started to self-insert and pretend I have a gf hahah
GIVE ME TOIL OR GIVE ME DEATH
took a piss through a banks letter box once.
wank or gym?
remember the first microsoft word document i made when i was 5. i was just a bunch of different 'YOUR TEXT HERE's and i thought it was 1337
A few lucky people do.
wank at the gym
women can't be unemployed
she'd be a homemaker
>big house, bad location
>small flat, nice location
unironically sharted a bit driving home on thursday. realised when I got home there was a little tear on the arse of my jocks so it seeped through to my pants. even stood in the queue to pay for petrol at one point probably smelling like literal shit
SUPERB shout
cum in a women and make babies we need more whites
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Genuinely don't know, she's told me several times but his name keeps slipping out of my head. One of the candidates is called Pekka though and that gave me a chuckle, love memes haha
>Genuinely would not surprise me if every single right wing roach in /brit/ was either a NEET or pasty student virgin
I thought this was the standard thinking already
i'm not white mate
wank AS the gym
Strap weights to your wrists my lad
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wahey learning the basics of real estate on /brit/ whaey!
>The New Zealand accent has been rated the most attractive and prestigious non-British form of English, according to a BBC survey.
> New Zealand English came in first ahead of Australian, American and most regional British accents in the study published in the international Journal of Sociolinguistics, edited by Professor Allan Bell, Director of AUT’s Institute of Culture, Discourse and Communication.
>sciencealert.com
Reminder that we are still Mummy's favourite child and there is nothing you can do to alter this truth.
>i'm not white mate
then pls don't post here, brit is a white man's gnereal, no offence
>MIAD-984 It Glared Been Les _ Flop Excellent! forced Sexual Intercourse - And Misplaced Anger Hen So-what Attitude Woman
Why should we Gaylords be above all the others, and why should I throw away the few short minutes I have to breathe in this world, throw it away on family pride and a seven-letter name? Gaylord. Gaylord. GAYLORD. A sound like an elm tree full of katydids.
>didn't buy the dip
end it my dudes
>toil on a saturday
rigged by kiwis
why is chile on there?
what do you even work as in a place like UK?
shop clerks and au pairs
>25% penalty rates
yes please
cooking up a new gimmick about piranhas
>toilposting on a Saturday
buying a 10kg kettlebell later. I'm gonna get so fucking RIPPED
hate being alive and existing, simple as
Just recognized a person I had an argument with on /lit/ a few weeks ago on twitter. They restated their argument in a series of tweets almost exact verbatim.
They got a fair number of retweets
>sore throat
I swear my body has just given up on me; constant ailments since New Year's
Fuck this thing
might be consumption
just realised i unconsciously read posts with kiwi flags in a dour, listless tone
Kettlebels are a damn cult, actually worried for people caught up in it
Taken the vitamin supplements out of the slop I feed the runts in shed 4B for about a month now and early symptoms of constant small ailments such as sore throats are beginning to set in heheh. Scurvy soon.
got a soy throat
An pairs
There are no English au pairs
on this day 177 years ago, Britain took over Hong Kong
respect to those boys
still got my old runt cage in storage somewhere
this post gave me flashbacks
Can we be the first to experience a test run of said new gimmick
My cousin is one in London
She's practically British now
*taunts you with a sharp stick*
ehehe, EHEHEHEHEHE!! dance runt dance
feel like pure shit just want her back
how to tell if airbnb is haunted
anyone up for round 2 oi oii?
rent boys
KEEP CHINA BRITISH
My favourite film used to be Soylent Green
Can't bring myself to watch it anymore
fire services should be privitised
Foreigners (and locals) I've met here apparently find my accent incomprehensible
I've been asked if I was Australian, British, Irish, Scottish, or from some weird backwater of America
good lad
there was no obligaiton to give it up - the treaty ceded HK to us in perpetuity, only the surrounding provinces had a time-cap
Got cucked by the chinese as we had no fleet/military in the region in the 90s
love how liam neeson literally never does or even attempts any accent other than his own one and it never gets mentioned or referred to at all in any of his movies
>gets rekt
*sitting next to my piranha cauldron*
need a shit lads
>Huhtasaari believes that the European Union is going to collapse and Finland should leave it.[11] She also wishes for Finland to withdraw from Ottawa Treaty and Paris Agreement.[12][13] Huhtasaari opposes Finland becoming a member of NATO, but supports developing cooperation with the alliance.[14] Huhtasaari is a supporter of United States President Donald Trump.[15]
>Huhtasaari is a creationist and has stated that the theory of evolution is a 'totally impossible theory'.[16] She has also said that Finland could break international agreements in order to prevent asylum seekers from migrating to Finland.[17]
Ah yes the standard copy-paste "edgy" candidate in the 2010s haha, doubt the finnish gf will be voting for her
*abuses her online*
explain soy to me, does it actually have scientifically provable negative effects on men?
Just because 4 dudes called Jamaal, Ade, Mbego and Tokumbo regularly fuck her senseless (she is a swede after all) does not make her british
you ever considered that you were speaking french?
aids
phwoar
only recently came to the realisation that australian accents are probably as bad as most yanks
Bing gone on a fling? Duckduck fucked? Google screwgled? Jeeves a bit peeved?
>recently switched to virgin media 360
>checked internet speed yesterday and it was 80mbps
>check my torrent 5 minutes ago
>down speed is 500kbps
It is a wealthy white British family
She invites us over to use their estate on holidays when the host family goes away to the US. Really cool and old timey building
my French sounds weird too, like a Cajun