>The US dollar has been going down against all kinds of meme-currencies.
>The president is completely drumpf and has been behaving like a little child.
>China is going to stop buying US Debt
>The federal government is shutting down.
I think it's time to stop acting the "muh greatest white empire" game and take off the masks.
Usted no es blanco.
We'll be fine.
no es blanco
>making fun of the world's greatest superpower while living in a third world shithole
best feeling
unironically fuck americans
here some pasta
be American
>get shot
>corn syrup
>low test 110 V
>obsolete measurement system
>fragmented tax system
>balkanised legal system
>fucking common law
>no nation state, no multinational state, just a melting pot
>gun culture
>violence and mafia
>racism is an actual thing because these idiots talk about skin colour and not
individual ethnicities
>police is shit
>healthcare borders from shit to nonexistent
>tuition fees exist so people begin their lives indebted
>education is bizarre unless you're the 1%
>president is an impulsive tangerine
>TWO political parties swinging left and right, both left from my point of view
>shit food is cheap while healthy is expensive instead of the other way around
>shit food is served in F U C K I N G schools instead of being banned by federal law
>muh heritage
>muh heritage lies
>muh heritage lies in face of people from an actual country they're talking about
>state allowed gay marriage
>walking in shoes indoors
>powerful army with little control over what's it doing
look
if you had
one shart
one opportunity
to shit every pair of pants you ever wanted
in one mart
would you shit it
or just let it slip?
yo,
his ass is sweaty, sphincters weak, shits are heavy
there's diarrhea on his pants already, mom's spaghetti
he's nervous, but in walmart he looks calm and ready
to drop shit, but he keeps on shitting
what he ate at burgertown
his pants from the waste down turn so brown but the shit won't come out
he's constipated now, everybody's sharting now
ass is out, shitting times over. blaow
it sounds stupid when it comes from a shitskin brown-eyed bulgarian. you're much worse desu
>TWO political parties, both left from my point of view
They're both far right though
t. triggered nikita at his best
When any other country (especially Sweden) says this I don't care, but when an Aussie and Finn say it, it hurts.
ah yeah really
the point is what they claim to be.
The both are just the same military complex puppets
i unironically can't wait to see america collapse and go down in flames
they (government and the corporations it represents) are cancer upon this planet
This
Don't forget that they are the most degenerate country in the world and they spread their degenracy like a plague.
>visit america
>charge phone
>after a day charge has gone from 35% to 47%
>get shot
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>Not using fast charge
you played yourself
And then they believe they are some sort of moral crusaders
Imagine being a terrorist. You tired to destroy America but all you had to do was waiting.
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I bet they feel pretty stupid while their seventy two virgins take turns blowing them
FUCK YOUR NATO WARS FOR ISRAEL!!!
WITHOUT YOUR ILLEGAL WARS THESE SANDNIGGERS WOULDN'T BE FLOODING INTO EUROPE RIGHT NOW
THEY WERE FINE LIVING IN THEIR SHITHOLES UNTIL YOU WENT AND BOMBED THEIR HOMES AND ARMED AND FUNDED ISLAMISTS TO OVERTHROW SECULAR LEADERS WHO OPPOSED ISRAEL
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is it extra? Do I have to tip?
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witer den u
no es blanco
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>witer den u
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ok muhamed, at least we have white dna
>we have white dna
>ok muhamed, at least we have white dna
nice assblast strawman, gonna add this to the list of eurocucks I've BTFO'd, you'd understand if you were a white nation like me mehmet
>a white nation
>nikita
>white dna
1/64 white DNA
my ancestor was actually the descendent of a man who was friends with someone who ended up being 20% nordic, so get fucked tyrone.
Even we have white DNA, didn't prevent this
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desu at first i thought
>why is he posting a picture from bulgaria
lel
guys can you please stop this is hurting my feelings, I thought I was white???
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n-nice photoshop ivan mohammed, y-you obvious shil-*gets shot*
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Most Arabs do have white DNA.
>Bulgarian
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Wrong, if they did then we'd be Arabia.
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ur just mad cause bulgaria is a gypsy
#staymadhater
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Das rite
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>not understanding what a government shutdown is
also Bulgaria... that's that one country in Europe... somewhere
>mixing Bulgaria and Romania
I've been to Bulgaria, can confirm that it is utter shit compared to US.
I bet you've never been on a plane lol
Sorry that we in the First World don't have firsthand experience of that proud Statestanian tradition.
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B-but my patriotism. kek they cant even find a flag
>cyrillic
>the pomak larping as an american
kek this thread was for triggering you turksperger
I was just in Bulgaria lol, bet you'll never be allowed to set foot in the US. How does it feel knowing I have the FREEDOM to go where I want and you're stuck in a place where the average income is below our poverty line.
Land of the free and home of the brave nigga
>I have the FREEDOM
you are a pomak ethnostate
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you wish
>only 10% of amerilards have passports
far right is a term that is never used to describe free-market oriented politics though
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Lol mutt BTFO
>you are a pomak ethnostate
t. Amerimutt
what the hell America
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Why would we even want to go anywhere else?
foreigners don't know what a waffle cone is kek
this
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Imagine being in an unironically bure white country and yet still punching below your weight compared to a country weighed down by millions and millions of whiny shitskins
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keep crying euro fags
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this tbqfh
Wow! What a new and epic meme! This will surely outcompete the Amerimutt meme in no time. American innovation spirit truly is alive and well
kek
Same. Unironically we need to Balkanize.
We accept American refugees
>free-market
What the fuck are on about? Corporations are so infested into American politics that they have been able to completely distort the market through aggressive regulations favouring multinational corporations while fucking over everyone else.
There is nothing remotely free about either American capitalism or what the democrats nor republicans stand for. A free market doesn't exit to serve big business, which is exactly what has been carefully crafted in the States.
It is really hard to take anyone seriously when they talk about the "free market" in respect to the United States. What's next, Russia is a democracy?
How many Europeans travel beyond Europe? Mock Americans all you want about being unworldly but travel in Europe is a dishonest point of comparison. Many people in Europe travel between different countries on a regular basis for work and holidays which the average American would cover similar or greater distance but still be in the same country.
Europe is a mess of small nations due to constant tribal warfare. The USA is a relatively young nation that isn't completely balkanised to the point of not being able to travel across for a day without crossing multiple national borders. How often do you fuckers in Western/Northern Europe travel the equivalent of the east cost to the west coast of the USA? I'd imagine less than 1% and not often at all.
Really can't stand Europeans looking down on others, not when most of your history all the way up to very recent has been Africa tier feudal violence and responsible for plunging the world i to war twice. Even as fucked up as America is, their history isn't remotely as fucked as yours or amy of your neighbours. Stay arrogant though, using memes from American pop culture and the English language.
your country has laws that dont allow men to stand and pee
America is a developing country, not a developed country. It's no longer 1st world by the old definition of the word.
> It's no longer 1st world by the old definition of the word.
"First world" refers to America and its allies, retard.
Crying 55% wojak meme makes me feel bad for him
