Would you personally want your cunt to defend any of your cunt's immediate neighbors if they were invaded?

Would you personally want your cunt to defend any of your cunt's immediate neighbors if they were invaded?

I would

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Poland - yes
Slovakia - yes
Germans and even smugger Germans - I'd join the invaders

the Austrians you'd join the invaders against?
didn't think v4 cunts had many issues with them anymore

No.

serbia and bulgaria, gladly

Why's that? sad to hear
Say Russia, China, and the USA
would your opinion change if it were one of those?
I suppose that makes sense

No lol. Fuck em

Only Finland

Portugal: no second thought
France: sure
Morocco: lmao

Sure, regional stability is important

absolutely not

Morocco, fuck y all
France: no lol
Portugal, yes , they are our brothers

zitto animale

Only Belarus

You really wouldn't defend poor little Bhutan from Chinese aggression?

I saw your post now and it warmed my cold heart, I'd fight for u too

very glad to hear this one
neat answers
that's all?
Good point. Also I would gladly defend australia or kiwiland as well

i'd only want to help france, the rest of them can fuck off

Canada, maybe, but Mexico? Fuck no, hope the Invaders annihilates them.

>that's all?
I added Czechia and Slovakia a min ago

honestly man I wouldn't want us to stand for any Americas country getting invaded
I'd like to see the monroe guarantees upheld
I can see why no to Germland, but no lithuan?

At this point Bhutan and Nepal are 30th and 31st state of India 2bh.

Japan is surrounded by the sea.
Are the United States and Russia Japanese immediate neighbors?

kiwis yes absolutely, and I doubt there would even be any discussion on the matter before immediately sending our full support.

indonesia no

png it depends who's invading and whether they're a future threat to us

I'd say ah
China, Taiwan, SK, NK, Rus
east timor same as indonesia probably?

France - yes [spoiler]no[/spoiler]
Switzerland - yes but anyway it will never be invaded
Austria, Slovenia, Croatia - yes
Malta - I would want my army to invade malta

>I can see why no to Germland, but no lithuan?
Never again fighting for western cuckropeans, fuck 'em
>Lithuania
I secretly would fight for them cuz I love them but they hate us so I didn't list them publicly

cute

>east timor same as indonesia probably?
who?

very interesting answers for fronce and the maltese
I'll second what the roman said

White Mountain, neva forget

your younger cousin first removed (I think)
gonna have to elaborate on that one brother

Thank you.

[ Maybe imagined enemy of Japan ]
China
North Korea

Russia
They can solve on their own

Taiwan
Yes

South Korea
They refuse Japan

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no

cool enough answers bud
I'm in Japan right now actually
oh damn, so that was essentially the downfall of Bohemian empire, then? that's understandable I guess then man
Can well enough see where you're comin from

r u d e

what are your answers?

It's mostly about ideology than being neighbors, I would help spen or algeria if they were lefties, but help invade them if they were run by fashies
then again my cunt is a monarchist shithole so it's not like I have a say

>Japan vs china
Help japan

Canada certainly.
Mexico maybe, depending on who it was. If it was Cuba, Russia, or the Chinks then yeah. But if it was someone like Panama then fuck no.

>refuse japan
reminder we are in mutual friendship because amerimutts's force

Czechia - yes.
Slovakia - yes.
Ukraine - no.
Belarus - no.
Lithuania - no.
Russia - no.
Germany - depending on who is in power. Socialist/Nazi Germany - we should probably join the invaders. Otherwise answer is yes.

Sure, no one who invaded the peninsula was never satisfied with just Spain, you just know Portugal is second on the chopping block.

>I'm in Japan right now actually
Why are you American flag? (ﾟдﾟ)

>we are in mutual friendship
You may think so,
but surely, South Korea rejects the Japanese army.

We border entire balk except Greece. Sad cause Greece is the only one worth defending

Portugal - yes
France - why not
Morocco - Only if they serve as a wall for nibbers

Yes, every neighbour, even Poland.

Of course, just let us put our soldiers inside they countries to help them

We tried to defend Ukraine from mutt invasion, but cockholes backstabbed us.

Uh...

For me, it would be Slovenia and Bosnia. Especially Slovenia
Any other help other than mass troop deployment to Italy and Hungary (vehicles, armaments, shelter for refugees, food, small military presence and a very vocal support on all levels)

I would personally only enlist in a case of a war in Bosnia

Forgot to add, I would want help for Serbia, if it was attacked by a much larger enemy, like Turkey

Uh, probly not.

Depends on who attacks France/Morocco/Portugal. But most likely not desu.

The only ones that could invade Portugal are we and some country with enough projection power to launch a succesful entirely amphibious invasion of Portugal, which is just USA.

So... eh, no tbqh...

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>Andorra
no
>Belgium
no
>Germany
no
>Italy
no
>Luxembourg
no
>Monaco
no
>UK
no
>Spain
no
>Switzerland
no

Yeah sure

You forgot Brasil

Would France go to war over st pierre et miquelon if we invaded?

>Brasil
no
>Suriname
no

We'll reinstate pic related

ABsolutely fucking yes

>USA
ye

>Denmark
no

>France
Possibly, depends on if they're being cunts or not

we must secure the existence of danish people and a future for danish children

Only if they give up any claims to Arctic resources and let us have Greenland as a """""""""""base"""""""""""

We actually work with the argie army a lot in the south and that has lead to conversations about possible conflicts with other countries between our armies.

If Argentina is invaded chile has to get involved in any war were they are not the aggresors, on the other hand if argentina is the one that started shit chile doesnt get involved and can even side with the other country. It's pretty much an anti-retardation plan to help the argies not acting like impulsive cunts. Funny enough Chile doesnt even care about argentina's help in a eventual conflict with Peru and Bolivia. Probably due not wanting to share information about mines.

I think the system is already perfect.

Canada And Mexico, only if their governments beg us and pay us back. Otherwise heck no.

Argentina probably. Except if it's Falklands shit, fuck off with that already.

isnt japan without army tho?

>Denmark
Yes
>France
Yes
>USA
No

Czech Republic - yes
Slovakia - yes
Germany - depends on who is the invader
Ukraine - most likely no
Lithuania - most likely no
Belarus - no
Russia - no

fuck up arpad

you just lost texas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican–American_War

well it depends on who is invading but generally yes

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>Arctic resources
Belongs to Russia

>Thailand
>Singapore
>Brunei
>Indonesia
Yeah we'll help everyone

I would rather help the invaders (except if the invaded one is Eesti)

>Spain
Unless the invaders were Portugal and/or England, then sure. Only we get to kick Spain around. Especially the Frogs and Moroccans.

>a succesful entirely amphibious invasion of Portugal, which is just USA.
>youtube.com/watch?v=CckpGYQI-uc
hmmm

>Spain
Yup. Despite our differences they're our Iberian brothers. Plus if Spain is conquered, we'll be next.

Greeks and Romanians, also Bosnia only if RS was endangered.

Nuke everyone else desu.

Ireland? Absolutely. France? Definitely. The Netherlands? Sure. Belgium? Fuck off.

It depends on if they provoked the attack or not.

But we are supposed to be invaders?

only for canada