I've never had a krabby patty!

>I've never had a krabby patty!
Jesus, really?

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To be fair those were launched straight down his throat whole. I doubt he really tasted them

that's normal, have you never seen a fatty eat before?

>"It will only open, when I say 'open'!"
>doesn't open the first time he says open

The first one lands in his mouth, Squidward even chews it a bit.

lag

Then it gets forced down his gullet with the next one.

Doubt he had time to savor it being angry at Spongebob.

>Plankton has the technology to reverse engineer food into its most basic ingredients as well as the technique needed to prepare the food
>doesn't just buy a Krabby Patty to go or pay some schmuck to do it

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>I'VE NEVER HAD A KRABBY PATTY
>I'VE NEVER HAD A KRABBY PATTY
>I'VE NEVER HAD A KRABBY PATTY

What? You even see him say "Sponge...Bob" while chewing the burger, he definitely tasted it.

This is pretty good. Damn.

This. Why doesn't he just sell a chair and some tables from his restaurant and buys a burger?

Why doesn't plankton just pay someone to buy him a krabby patty to go?

>Squidward leaves at 8 o'clock
>Training video says they close at 6

Fucking dropped. Fuck this show.

He has done both, Mr. Krabs always catches on to him

The issue is not money, it's that Krabs refuses to sell to him

Again, he's tried several times. It's never worked.

fucking plebs, I swear.

>Sup Forums suddenly hates spongebob

What if that episode happene afterwards?

>Episode insists that Squidward has never been to Spongebob's house

Hillenberg should sue.

I bet this picture gave someone a fetish

Daily reminder that Spongebob's Squidward-stuffing fetish is canon.

I like to beleive that spongebob isnt in chronological order, with some episodes like the Pilot being in the begining, and the movie being the end

That sponge ain't right

Ok. Why doesn't he try paying another guy to buy one for him?

There are other duties to running a restaurant than feeding the customers during the "open for business" hours
Krabs probably makes Squidward hang back and take inventory, then swab the deck (mop the floors), then wax and clean all the tables

His computer wife did once actually buy a burger and analyze it for the recipe for him for their anniversary
Of course, him forgetting about it made her keep it from him until he got her a heartfelt gift

Mr. Krabs knows all the Krusty Krab regulars.

Besides, Plankton is the most hated creature in Bikini Bottom (besides Squidward) so no one would offer to help him.

This. Just because the restaurant closes at 6, doesn't mean they're free to leave. Krabs often makes them work overtime without pay.

>The functionality of Bikini Bottom depends on Mr. Krabs' mood