Burgers banned in America

>Burgers banned in America
>Tea banned in Britian

Who would chimp out harder?

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>expecting chimpout
>not banning chicken

We have guns you know

>burgers get replaced by pizza
>tea gets replaced by coffee

Americans due to being mostly niggers and spics

>Americans would starve to death
>English would drink a nice cordial or coffee instead

This jihaadist is correct.

Pizza and coffee are already superior

america

they chimped out over food before, like with freedom fries, and that was so minor in comparison

if burger was banned, it would be the chimpening to end all chimpenings

Over half the country drinks coffee primarily anyway.

>Who would chimp out harder?

Americans, but over tea.

>ban burgers
>economy collapses

>ban tea
>nobody cares because it's haram

t. mohammed

Nobody's taking my fucking tea I would bring down Parliament myself

You don't have to be jealous

Fuck off Limey, we would still have Taco Bell.

>chimp out
it's called genocide when white people do it.

If tea was banned I would kick off big time.

Muslims drink tea too retard.

>tea banned...
arm and fire the nukes.

>replaced by coffee
no, it doesn't work that way.

Muslims are the biggest consumers of tea and I'm not talking about Bongistan.

all of the fucking southerners here acting like nobody drinks much tea anyway

go north of london and we need it to survive

a londoner friend came to uni and literally didn't give a fuck about tea and there we were drinking Tea instead of alcohol with a box of 500 pg tips always on hand

yes, we need tea. real englishmen.

we'd revolt.

how can you ban burgers? are you banning beef? if so, then america would chimp out way harder.

I can assure you that you would not be alone.

>Americans have guns
>British have butter knifes

I think we all know which will be worse

Do they eat boogers though

That was over taxes not the tea.

>911

kek'd and check'd

Do muslims even drink tea?

We need it down South too faggot.

Brits need tea to survive.

test

couldn't be a bad thing
americans wouldn't be as fat and anglos wouldn't be as gay

You're too poor to revolt.

booze being banned here

Do muslims even drink?

>trudeau bans maple syrup, poutine, and ketchup
>canada explodes

Neither because they would convert to beer and schnitzel.

>Brits conquered half the world on a quest for tea
>Burgers are the corner stone of American freedom and liberty
I'm not sure who'd chimp out more but it would be glorious.

Blood of infidels

More like beer and ficki ficki

>frog calling Anglos gay

don't delude yourself Pierre

Banning chicken in the US would be the Apocalypse.

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Green tea > black tea >>> tea with milk >>>>>>>>> tea with milk and sugar

I thought it was over lack of representation.

Niggers and spics are the main source of riot. They wouldn't care unless you banned fried chicken and tacos.

Burgers aren't the source of fatness in America. Sugar is.

Tea banned in Britian.
There is more chance of every nigger on the planet going to africa and it becoming the world no1 super power with the strongest economy and highest literacy rate in 1 week.

Britain would take it up the ass like everything else that's been happening to them.
Americans would trip out harder.

USA.
>we are all armed. And then there is the bill of rights.
>right to eat burgers
Ring a bell?

Empire would return with a vengeance.

Americans eat more hot dogs than hamburgers but I don't think the Brits get through a day without tea.

What kind of fucking idiots would chimp out over tea....

>will never have proper tea in my lifetime
Why live?

>Alcohol banned in ireland

Kekd.

...

Britain just about destroyed or enslaved the entire world over tea in the past.

American:
>no general chimpout
>whites create burger speakeasy all around country, cops are in on it and frequent the speakeasy's often.
>Rise in organized crime as a result.
>The new underground burger economy fuels the white organized crime which breaks the back of latino and black groups, eventually coming to dominate all crime in America.
>Cops are bought off, and are used to target any political or economic challenges to the new burger order.
>After enough time the whites turn to creating political allies on all levels of government
>The new burger party is formed and comes to dominate local, state and national elections during the next major election.
>burgers probation is overturned.

Don't like coffee, guess I have to an hero.

What kind of fucking idiots would chimp out over burgers? Oh yeah, murrifats

Thats made my morning tea even better

Ban tea, revolution time
Ban beer, nuke time.

worldwide ban on manual breathing and blinking

But who will they nuke?

>banning food
Do you think the green party has a chance?

Tea don't fuck around.

>Britain chimpout
>Tea

You got a better chance with prohibition.

Although some cities like Luton are already under Sharia Law.

Can we just employ that ban to niggers and spics?

Ban beer? Don't think it would matter mate, just get the aramageddon party started.

America, mainly because we have the nigs

now if you want a chimp out, ban soda, canned teas and sports drinks are basically soda too

Every time this happens there is invariably a nigger who decides that the Constitution is in peril because of the Right to Chicken clause we apparently have all missed.

I'm in the south and tea is more addictive than heroin and I know because I've fucking done heroin.

Burgers constitute 50% of all my meals;no fast food, though, just respectable restaurants and home cooking.

My local market sells a special farm fresh burger we call a grill master, which has onions and cheddar mixed into the party which I eat probably every other day.

Burgers are life; give me burgers or give me death.

>literally everyone they stop is black
top kek

>respectable restaurants

name a few pls

As long as they have Canadian Bacon they are alright. :^)

The country which is not so overweight they can't walk across the street, nevermind chimpout.

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It would be more like this

Without clicking on it, or seeing thumbnail because on phone is that the chimpout in London a couple of weeks ago when they raided a mcdonalds and a kfc and that one dindu kept shouting gimme chicken?

Mainly local stuff (Chicago) like the Patio, Palmer's, the Standard Market.
A lot of local places that don't exist elsewhere to my knowledge. Chicago is a blessing for good food.

How do you feel about Coke?

this

local stuff seems the way to go most of the time.

ever been to Ian's Pizza?

Fpbp

We have one in Madison WI

I've had better but it's okay.

maybe going to Chicago next year. thought it was a local not a chain. oh well i'll give it a try then anyway.

>be german tourist
>going to chicago
>get wallet stolen
>ask where police station is
>get shot
>mfw

Make sure to go to Jean's and Jude's hot dogs and Nuts on Clark.

will do. thanks pal

whatever you fucking say, mate

>coffee being a suitable replacement for tea
I scoff loudly in your direction

That's why Applebee's introduced the quesadilla burger.

We adapt and survive.

American ingenuity

Gene's and Jude's*
God I'm retarded

People with more brain than stomach would just switch to something else. Shit thread.

Pop eyes is incredibly good though. Best fast food i've ever had.

Lol the Opium Wars were after the UK had abolished the slave trade. Still, the general joke is still quite funny. 6.5/10 post.

The US.
In the UK, you can have gangs of mudlsimes running around raping underage white girls, and the Brits will cover it all up, even the cops will arrest parents trying to stop a rape in progress, rather investigate the mudslime filth.

An even when it gets uncovered, the Brits do... nothing.

>Even the cops will arrest parents trying to stop a rape in progress

Wow, I didn't know Italians read the Daily Mail

>Implying burgers are American

user, they're German. Next thing you'll tell me is that hot dogs and apple pie are American.

spoken like a true paki

Just leave.

I lived in both the UK and the USA. Limeys have other shit to drink, but many Amerifats eat burgers on the regular basis. We would chimpout faster and harder.